#887: A Glimpse of the Future

RECORD STORE TALES #887: A Glimpse of the Future

Sometimes I like to imagine myself in my younger self’s shoes.  I think about me as a kid, sitting in the basement watching the Pepsi Power Hour on MuchMusic.  There I am, staring intently, VCR remote grasped in hand, and set to “Record-Pause”.  Waiting for the new music video by Kiss to debut.  Hitting that un-pause button to get a good recording as soon as the video began.  Could I even have imagined the on-demand nature of YouTube?  No, but I like to imagine what I would have thought if I could have seen a glimpse of the future.

I always felt limited by technology, even though I was spoiled enough to have my own stereo, my own Walkman, and access to the family VCR (almost) whenever I wanted.  Though I had all this stuff, I couldn’t make it do what I wanted to do without some improvisation.  Making a mix tape, for example.  If I wanted a live song on a mix tape, I had to fade it in and out.  My dual tape deck couldn’t do that.  To do a fade, I plugged my Walkman, via a cable in the headphone jack, into the audio inputs of my ghetto blaster.  This was done with a Y-connector, and an RCA-to-3.5 mm adaptor cable.  Then I used the Walkman’s volume knob to fade the song in and out while the ghetto blaster recorded.  It took trial and error and the end recording usually sounded a little hot and crackly.  But I didn’t have anything better.

If that highschool kid playing with cables in his bedroom could only have imagined Audacity.  Instant fades, exactly as you want them.  Precise digital replication.  I would have lost my shit.  If you had given me Audacity as a kid, I might not have left my bedroom for a week…and not for the reasons a teen usually hides in his bedroom!

I worked long hours on mix tapes back in those days, mainly because you had to make them in real time.  And you had to keep it simple too.  Making the tape in the first place was the challenge; making it creatively was the icing.  But the end results were always…disappointing?  Underwhelming?  The second generation taped songs never sounded as good as the first.  You’d get a little noise, perhaps a pop, between tracks where you started and stopped your recording.  Little imperfections.  Maybe one track sounds a little slow, one a little fast.  Volume levels are inconsistent.  All stuff out of your control.

The amount of control I have today over what I create is astounding.  Even visually speaking.  I don’t make tape cover art anymore, but doing so was a painstaking process involving sharp pencils, rulers, erasers, and scissors.  Everything had to be handwritten and hand drawn.  Sometimes I might be able to get my dad to photocopy a cover at his work, but usually I had to make my own stuff.  I was very limited when it came to to making visuals.  Even taking a photograph, it took days or weeks to get your picture back.  You had to use the entire roll of film before getting it developed, of course.  Now you have a phone that’s a camera and a computer.

Now that’s something that young me definitely couldn’t have imagined:  our phones.  Even science fiction of the mid-80s didn’t have anything like the phones we have today.  Imagine what I could have made with that!  It took months and a lot of clunky equipment for Bob Schipper and I to make a single music video in 1989.  I can throw together a clip in minutes today, thanks to computers and phones and ubiquitous cameras that ensure I always have raw photos and videos waiting to be edited together.

Computers — now there’s a quantum leap that young me wouldn’t believe.  We had a family computer from a very early time, decked out with a dot matrix printer and a monochrome block of a monitor.  But it wasn’t connected to anything.  We didn’t have the instant access to information.  We couldn’t look up a band’s complete discography in a moment on Discogs, much less actually buy those rare items and have them shipped to the front door!  Can you imagine how much that would have blown my mind?  I had a few hundred bucks in the bank at that age.  Well, it would all have been gone if you had given me access to Discogs for an hour in 1986.  The ability to actually complete an artist’s music collection today, was something I just could not ever do as a kid.  Very few people could.

We did what we could with the resources at hand.  We’d save our pennies, and take the bus down to Sam the Record Man.  We’d look around for an hour and decide where we would best spend our dollars.  “Don’t go to Sam the Record Man and buy something you can get at the mall,” was the motto.  That would be a waste of time and bus money!

Bob Schipper made far more trips to Sam’s, usually via bike.  But if he acquired a rarity, it was always a given that I could tape it off him.  A lot of my first Maiden B-sides were just taped copies of records he found at Sam’s.

What I was doing in those early formative years was absorbing rock’s past.  Collecting the albums, discovering the bands, learning the member’s names through the magazines and interviews.  But what if I could have seen the future of all this?  What would I have thought of things like a six-man Iron Maiden lineup with three lead guitar players?  I think tunes like “The Wicker Man” would have blown me away as an evolution without losing what made Maiden great.

I wonder what I would have thought of the Kiss tour with the original members back in makeup?  I know I would have been disappointed that they never made a proper studio album together.  One thing I appreciated as a kid was that Kiss put out something new every year.  Today, Kiss only put out an album when there’s a solar eclipse on planet Jendell.  I think the success of that reunion tour would have made the younger me feel validated for my Kiss love, but I know I would have been unhappy about the lack of new material.  However, if I could have heard albums like Sonic Boom and Monster, I also know I’d have been happy that Kiss dropped the keyboards, brought Gene back to prominence, and had all four members singing.  That would have impressed me.

I’m still working on my time travel powers, and I’m also wary of doing anything that could change the future.  Since The Avengers: Endgame taught us that you can’t change your past’s future’s future (or something like that), I’m going to continue to work on the technology.  If I can show my past self some of these amazing technological advances, I might…I don’t know!  Buy first print Kiss LPs and keep them in the shrink wrap?  I haven’t fully through this through, but trust me — it’s going to be awesome.


  1. I miss those days when my mom used to record American Idol on VHS tapes. I didn’t like having to press the buttons on the TV to rewind or fast forward, or put my tape in a rewinder every so often, but it was cool being able to watch something that was on TV. I was able to record it and watch it at a later time, I thought that was the coolest thing ever. I recorded High School Musical and Camp Rock on VHS too, ah the memories.

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    1. Lana, I’m impressed you had VHS tapes! I mean let’s face it…they have not been popular in 20 years. We started phasing them out of our inventory at the Record Store in the early 2000s.

      I never had a tape rewinder, but I sure do see how they are useful!

      Hey Lana…is that a first? You having a piece of antiquated technology that I didn’t have?

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      1. I had VHS’s all the way to at least 2007. Taped about half of the first season of the clone wars on them around that time.


      2. Oh yeah I had VHS tapes. I had a few Disney Sing-Along Songs videos on VHS and I loved those things (also expanded my love for Disney). VHS tapes take me back to the simple times as well. I think my family and I stopped using VHS in 2008-2009 cause I know I had them for season 7 of American Idol (which aired in 2008), but not for season 10 (which aired in 2011). Somewhere between those two times.

        They were useful and certainly made rewinding the tapes easier (no pressing buttons on the TV). I forgot how long it took to finish rewinding the tape, but I guess that depends on how long it was. I had to be careful though because I wore out a few of my tapes.

        You may be right! That is a first. I wish I could give you more details though because I can’t remember a whole lot about the tape rewinder other than it was a pain to deal with.


  2. Yes. That video was awesome.
    I’m curious to know what Kitchener subdivision or street that front lawn with the big rock was filmed.on . Do you remember the street name?
    Also, do you keep in touch with the other guys in the video?

    The line about the boss is coming seems foreshadow the Arkells song. Maybe you did affect the future.

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  3. I love that the first thing you’d do if you had a time machine is go back and buy KISS records lol. On that level, I’d go buy up a bunch of vintage guitars – Nocasters, ’59 Les Pauls… and keep them mint.

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    1. yep, that made me smile too…that’s dedication. I remember giving a Rainbow poster from a music magazine to a friend of mine, just because, and regretting that for years. It didn’t help that my friend had that poster on the wall for several years.

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        1. that was the funny thing about it. I got the same poster way later and didn’t even put it up on my wall. It was a really cool poster thought. It had Rainbow on the other side and Queen on the other.

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  4. Cool video and it is astounding how much technology has advance over the past 40 years. When I was fifteen, I had a small radio which I had to hold on my knee a certain way in order to pick up the Philadelphia radio stations 60 miles away. Great post!

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    1. 60 miles, wow! That must have been rewarding when you could finally get a good signal.

      We used to listen to Q107 in Toronto. But when we were at the cottage there were no good radio stations. It was all country, and the CBC. CBC played jazz, classical, folk, and a lot of talk radio. They talked about CDs before I ever saw one! I remember hearing that.

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      1. Our local radio station in Atlantic City, which sucked, use to play have a CD hour on a Wednesday night back in 1985. They would play cuts from albums but on a small radio, it didn’t make any difference. It was about five or six years after that I had a radio that could pick up the Philly stations.

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        1. HAHA you reminded me of a Trailer Park Boys episode. The local TV station finally goes hi-def. The Boys are watching on this crappy old TV from the 80s, but saying, “Wow look how much better hi-def is!”

          No I doubt you’d be able to tell a CD from a tape over the radio, but hey, they tried at least?

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