beach creature

Sh*t LeBrain’s Dad Says: “Beach Creature”

BEACH CREATURE

Shit LeBrain’s Dad Says: ย “Beach Creature”

I remember one night at the cottage, I had my ghetto blaster with me, and my sister and I were listening to Kiss Alive II. ย Cassette, of course. ย This would have been summer of 1986. ย Track #3 was “Ladies Room”, sung by Gene Simmons:

Iโ€™ll meet meet you in the ladies room
Iโ€™ll meet you greet you in the ladies room
For my money
You canโ€™t be too soon

My dad did that thing that dads sometimes do. ย He stood there with a strained look on his face, trying to figure out the words. ย Struggling to hear what Gene was singing, my days said:

โ€œA ‘beach creature in the ladies room‘? ย Is that what that man is singing?”