Shy Boy

Part 205: Dad Rock

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, and always a salute to the ones that are gone too soon!

RECORD STORE TALES Part 205: Β Dad Rock

When Ashleigh started at our store she became the resident hippie. Β Everybody loved Ash, she was one of the best. Β I teased her a bit about hippie things, and called her Crunchy Granola. This was all done (and hopefully taken) in fun, because she is really a great person. Β If you needed to know anything about Simon & Garfunkel, the Dead, Ani DiFranco or Dave Matthews Band, she was the one to ask. Β She knew it all.

There was a generational thing between us, and I remember this was obvious when we were setting up a Father’s Day display. Β We were looking for CDs and movies that “typical dads” would like for Father’s Day gifts. Β I would say things like “Dads like World War II movies,” while she said, “Dads like Kim Mitchell.”

“What?” I said incredulously. Β “Dads do not like Kim Mitchell. Β My dad thinks Kim Mitchell is a girl.”

Ash gave me a patient look. Β “Dads do like Kim Mitchell. Β That’s what dads listen to now.”

“Cool people listen to Kim Mitchell,” I responded quietly.

I slowly absorbed all this new information. Β Dads liked Kim Mitchell? Β But Kim Mitchell was one of my highschool idols. Β My dad Β had no interest in doing his “Rock N Roll Duty”. Β This must have meant that people of the Kim generation were dads themselves now…and had kids as old as Ash! Β Jesus!

Kim’s dad is in this video!

A little later on, Ash start socializing with this guy named Andy. Β At first I was skeptical of Andy because of his large gauge piercings and dreadlocks. Β He didn’t talk much.

Turns out Andy was just shy. Β Ash approached me one day.

“Andy thinks you’re cool. Β He wants you to make a mix tape for him. Β Would you be willing to do that?”

Taken aback, I said “Seriously? Β Sure! Β He thinks I’m cool? Β What kind of music does he want on here?”

Ash paused. Β She took a deep breath.

“Dad rock. Β Stuff like Kim Mitchell and Van Halen and David Lee Roth.”

Once again, I paused to absorb all this new information. Β Ash was with a guy who liked “dad rock”. Β This was awesome. Β I started laughing. Β I gasped for breath, as my face turned red.

“Oh…my…God! Β Andy likes Kim Mitchell! Β You’re going to have to listen to Kim Mitchell with him aren’t you?”

“Possibly,” she mumbled.

“This is awesome. Β This is awesome. Β This is awesome. Β I can’t wait to get started. Β Seriously, I already have ideas. Β Right on. Β This is going to be an awesome mix tape.”

Good as my word, eventually I furnished a custom mix tape, with liner notes and carefully selected music to entertain and hopefully enlighten. Β I wish I had kept a copy. Β Unfortunately, I didn’t. Β So in lieu of the actual track list, here’s the mix tape I would make today given the exact same circumstances. Β Let me know what you think!

Side One:

Van Halen – Eruption, Runnin’ With the Devil

Kim Mitchell – Kids In Action

Max Webster – Hangover

Talas – NV43345

David Lee Roth – Shy Boy

Van Halen – Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love

Max Webster/Rush – Battle Scar

Rush – Tom Sawyer

Dream Theater – Pull Me Under

Side Two:

Rush – 2112 (Side One)

Kim Mitchell – Lager and Ale

Van Halen – Hot For Teacher

Rush – Subdivisions

Max Webster – Toronto Tontos

Kim Mitchell – Sudbury Saturday Night

This is not the last of Andy’s exploration of the greatest music of all time either…stay tuned for…

Part 206! Rock Video Night!