“You kinda remind me of Frank Cannon,” said the guy at work.
“Frank who?” I responded, and then googled the name. Frank Cannon was a Private Eye from a popular TV series, played by William Conrad. I don’t think I look like Frank Cannon, but I think he was saying my girth reminded him of William Conrad’s.
Another guy at work did a photographic amalgamation. Frank “LeBrain” Cannon can be seen below!

