A sequel to Part 230: Nicknames.
RECORD STORE TALES MkII: Getting More Tale
#391: Nicknames II
Every workplace has its nicknames. At my current job one of my nicknames is “Ernie” (as in Bert & Ernie, another guy is Bert). Another one is “Hermey” due to a perceived resemblance to one of Santa’s elves in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. My most well known nickname is of course LeBrain, which originated on the radio. I solved one of Craig Fee’s 4 O’clock 4-Play on Dave FM in record time. Craig said, “Check out the brain on Mike Ladano! Mike ‘LeBrain’!” The name stuck.
Here is a second selection of favourite nicknames from the Record Store days and beyond!
- Goggles Pizano – Taken from an episode of The Flintstones, this name was given to the store owner when he got some new glasses.
- Lynie-Lynie-Boing-Boing – A term of endearment I used for one of our store managers named Lyne.
- Seven – A nickname given to me by Jen’s best friend Lara. There’s a whole story about this one, a painful story!*
- Time Traveler – This odd fellow ordered some CDs, and left a business phone number to contact him at during the days. When called, he always answered “Time travel.” I don’t know what that business was, we never asked, so we just called him “Time Traveler”!
- Scottish Man – A Scottish man who sold CDs.
- Cow Man – A name given to Wiseman, by Joe Big Nose (another nickname!) due to his sideburns which apparently gave him a cow-like appearance.
- Snake Face/Cobra Commander – Similar to above. A nickname given to a staff member because apparently his hair gave him a cobra-like cowl.
- LeCock – I was dubbed with this name by a frustrated Dave FM listener who failed to guess a 4-O’clock 4-Play! Burn!
*Saving this for its own installment.

Nice post. It’s funny how nicknames evolve. I do have one strict rule: no nicknaming yourself. My mom’s (thankfully ex) boyfriend was always insisting people call hime Oggie and it was a real spotlight on his loserdom, which didn’t need any highlighting, if you know what I mean.
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Hah, yes!
This reminds me of Big Bang Theory when Howard was trying to give himself the name “Rocket Man”. But it backfired and he ended up with the name “Frootloops”!
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I never had a nickname until my step-dad entered the picture. I always wanted one, but my mom named us kids names you could not shorten into another name. At any rate, my husband calls me a nickname all the time. If he calls me by my real name, I assume he is upset with me.
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Hah! I know what you mean there.
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Mike I think it’s your most renowned nickname that’s to blame for when I spell your last name with an E – LeBrain, LaDano, harder to remember than it seems!
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Geoff, just for folks like you, I have a post coming up called “Ladano”. It’s about the historic mangling of my name. I sincerely hope you enjoy!
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To borrow a Beatles tune, I will!
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You know what “I will” do? Open this parcel that just arrived from a “G Stephen”.
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Nice! Next time I’ll endeavour to send something you’ll actually be able to play!
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and I’m pleased to hear it arrived at the LeBrain HQ mailing address!
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Full post went up today :) Thanks again.
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And mine Lara’s kids love their Uncle Seven. (At least it wasn’t eight or nine)
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You guys gotta get on that story. It was epic.
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Fun! What is it with bloggers and nicknames.
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You mean why Deke and I both posted on this? Synchronicity, baby! No collusion just synchronicity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLmjjyxhoMY
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