“Flaming Turds” artwork courtesy of SARCA at CAUGHT ME GAMING. Thanks Sarca!
Welcome to the WEEK OF FLAMING TURDS! This week we will be looking at a collection of malodorous music. Strike a match, you’ll need it for these stinkers! Let us begin with a story from Getting More Tale.
GETTING MORE TALE #473: Party For Two
I found this old diary entry. Sometimes you don’t need any commentary. So here you go!
Title: GOD DAMMIT
Fuck, me. I am listening to Shania Twain.
“Party For Two” with Mark McGrath.
FUCK, ME. I am listening to Shania Twain AND Mark McGrath.
What the fuck has happened to me?
Jesus Christ. I can’t fucking believe this. I used to make fun of my buddy T-Rev who started listening to Shania Twain because his girlfriend liked them. In my case it’s not my girlfriend. She hates Shania Twain. It’s the fucking am radio at work. God damn them to hell and then may Satan skullfuck them until they bleed red scales out of the ears.
I better go put on a Testament or Anthrax CD or something. FAST.
OK fine, I’ll add some commentary. One of the bosses at work dated Shania Twain when she was a teenager named Eilleen. It’s true. As far as I’m concerned, her music still stinks!