WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXIX: jeff vwcj edition
It’s time for 10 more WTF Search Terms! WTF Search Terms are those weird and wacky things that people typed into search engines to get here. This instalment is a mixed bag, some of which I can explain and some I cannot!
1. is jeff vwcj bliw vy blow valuable
This person, with fingers too large for their phone, is asking if Jeff Beck’s Blow By Blow album is valuable. Would you have figured it out?
2. what year did ozzy do the randy rhodes tribute tour
A reasonable question — except there was no such “tribute” tour. The Randy Rhoads Tribute live album came out in 1987 and there was no tour to support it. It was recorded on 1982’s Diary of a Madman tour.
3. has bret michaels and richie kotzen made up
Again, a minor detail is wrong here — Richie Kotzen had an affair with Rikki Rockett’s fiance, not Bret’s. And I doubt they have spoken since!
4. gucci gang song, rhetorical analysis
You’re in luck! I already did a lyrical analysis of this Lil’ Pump hit song. There wasn’t much to analyse in “Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang.”
It’s all downhill from here, though. A series of dirty searches from dirty minds make up the remainder:
5. mary wiseman ass
Mary Wiseman is one of the cast members on the new Star Trek. No pictures of her ass here, sorry.
6. xxx kissing videos in hd bluray
Wait…xxx kissing videos? Xxx rated videos of people kissing? Just trying to understand, here. Glad you’re onto HD though….
7. fuaking juniar
It just sounds dirty.
8. amanda seyfried feet porn
Jesus not again!? This is the second time! Well, here is the picture you like, one more time:
9. new boys fucking
10. bigbas porn
It’s all about the bass? I dunno. I’m reaching here!