RULERS OF ROCK (1988 PolyTel)
When the front cover features crumbled tinfoil, you know you’re in for a seriously good time.
This tape still sounds amazing! It was a gift 30 years ago from an old girlfriend, and it somehow survived all my cassette purges (even the one that sent most of them to Thunder Bay.)
From the fine folks at PolyTel, you get an assortment of hot rock that makes for a remarkably good listen today. Opening with Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer” you couldn’t ask for a better embarkation point. That goes right into the back-to-basics brilliance of “Love Removal Machine” by the Cult. I remember that old girlfriend really hated The Cult, so it was kind of her to give this to me. I didn’t have Electric yet, so this was my first ownership of the song.
The Ozzman cometh on “The Ultimate Sin”, still relentless today even though Ozzy tries to ignore most of the Ultimate Sin era. Ozzy and Jake made some incredible music together and this is one. The cassette swings back towards hair metal with Cinderella and their early hit “Nobody’s Fool” from 1986. On tape, the ballad sounds thicker and heavier. It also appears to be the full length version and not a single edit. Up next, it’s the non-metal of The Alarm, but “Rain in the Summertime” fits like a glove. It’s really no softer than “Living on a Prayer” when you think about it. Unfortunately the cassette has a warbly spot right in the middle of the song. Kiss close the side with the softest one yet: “Reason to Live” from Crazy Nights.
Flipping the tape, side two opens with a hit just about equal to the one that commenced side one. The keyboards sound carpet-deep on tape, as you recognise “The Final Countdown” by Europe. If there were only two bands battling for rock supremacy in 1987, it was Bon Jovi vs. Europe. Side one vs side two!
Our first Canadian content is predictably by Rush. Hey, it had to be either Rush or Bryan Adams. “Time Stand Still” featuring Aimee Mann was the kind of mainstream hit perfect for a tape like this. Less predictable is the presence of Yngwie Malmsteen with “Fire” from Trilogy, a song totally out of character for a tape with The Alarm and Cinderella. Deep Purple are next to crash the party with 1987’s Bad Attitude. Once again, it was my first time owning a song. I imagine Deep Purple with a little less shocking next to Yngwie, though probably just as unfamiliar to an unsuspecting buyer.
Why not a little Christian content, since so many styles of rock are represented here? Stryper’s “Honestly” may sound like a romance, but it’s a cleverly disguised prayer. And finally, because why not? It’s “Hourglass” by Squeeze! I was 17 years old, and I hated it! Different story today.
30 years down the road, Rulers of Rock was a delightfully entertaining listen with twists, turns and surprises. And it’s still the only place I own those Squeeze and Alarm songs!
4/5 stars
Squeeze seems really out of place here….
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I was thinking the same thing.
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HAHA yes and they SOUND out of place too!
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One thing about cassettes. You could customize it.
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“God Damn Ferret!” Sez the fellow from Thunder Bay!
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Let me know if you find the rest of my tapes!
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SAVATAGE!
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I hand-painted the cover art to Dead Winter Dead. Would have been nice to have that and post it.
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Chicks n Ferrets??
Damn it
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Awesome tape. I love that it has The Alarm. I was big into them in the 80’s and now again today!
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I have an album here you might like. It’s called Colorsound and it’s Mike Peters from the Alarm and Billy Duffy from The Cult. I haven’t played it in a while but it was good.
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I will have to check that one out. Thanks, I don’t remember that one.
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If you change the sentence to “..survived all my cassette splurges..”, my brain could comprehend it.
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I kinda regret some now. I’m using my Technics tape deck. Deck A runs a little slow but deck B is perfect. Sounds great.
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I have been wanting to do some tech stuff re decks, turntables,
I have to service my main cassette deck anyway so maybe some shite photos and a write up.
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Think I should get mine serviced? Or not worth it since deck B works?
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I am guessing that my write up could get your speed issue fixed.
Probably a very simple screw turning adjustment with a eyeglass repair size screwdriver. Turn it a slight bit one way or the other until the speed sounds good to the ear.
It my be other issues but that is my first bet.
My feelings are unless it is a higher end deck, the cost would be prohibitive to get someone else to service it. Unless you want to dub from 1 tape to the other. The used decks are so cheap though that to spend the money on this deck would be more than it is worth.
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Well this pretty much answered my question. No I’m not dubbing tape to tape. I look forward to your tutorial. If it’s a simple adjustment than I’ll try it!
I feel like I need to do a post “Apologies to Bop” because I’ve been enjoying these tapes.
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I would have had this one back in those days if I had known of its existence.
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I guess I had a good girlfriend eh?
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I guess so.
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What a great comp! Mixes like this are so great when you’re just starting out.
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