WTF SEARCH TERMS XLIV: Chicken Skin edition
Happy Friday! WTF Search Terms are those weird words that you typed into a search engine to get here. No overall theme this time, just a collection of shit that is: A) weird stuff to google, and B) amusing that it led people here. Please enjoy!
- alien yoi hold i’ll fuck it. bon jovi slippery when
Yes that’s all one search term. I actually have no commentary on this!
- julian “chicken skin” trailer park
- trailer park boys remake rush music video
This one I can explain! The second inclusion isn’t really a “WTF”, but it does help explain the first one. Trailer Park Boys’ Live in Dublin special featured them attempting to remake “Closer to the Heart” by Rush. In order to replicate Neil Peart’s fu manchu moustache, Julian taped a piece of chicken skin to his chin.
- tell me your favorite video game or i’ll eat your soul
That’s a tad harsh. I assume the “I’ll eat your soul” part matched to a Tencious D lyric from the song “Tribute”. Oh, and Super Mario 3.
- nkotb face the music underrated
HAHAHAHA. No. No. Heh. No. But this did link up to my first April Fool’s review.
- critique essay over xmas special trailer park boys
I find this amusing because they used the word “essay” and that word has never been used on anything to do with Trailer Park Boys before.
- jeff bezos new girl
I bought a lot of stuff from Amazon, but I wouldn’t know who Bezos is dating. Not me that’s for sure.
- all right saratoga springs, you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest
Very specific! This Kiss fan might be looking for a bootleg from Saratoga Springs, New York?
- boobsy_animation_whores_wearing_glasses_acquire_screwed_hardcore_ site:mikeladano.com
An old classic, the Boobsy Animation Whores (wearing glasses acquire screwed hardcore) have been getting hits here since day one. They’ve made the WTF list so many times that my site is now associated with them. Go me?
- lick my penis
Heheh. I know why this got hits. Thanks Uncle Meat.
And finally I had to save this one for last. Any Trekkies out there? Any fans of Lieutenant Ash Tyler? Don’t Google this.
- shazad latif nude
I didn’t find him naked, but I did find a guy who looked like him sitting on the toilet. You’re welcome. Now you don’t have to look.
Come back for more WTF Search Terms on a web-enabled device near you!
Sometimes I deliberately search up the weirdest shit I can think of so that I can be featured in one of these fucking things, to no avail so fucking far. Fucking shit! Fucking ass sucking shit taint butt fucking ass crumbling cunt fucker dick shit piss ass fucker taint sniffing whore complex slut fucker twat muffin cunt titter dick asshole tits shit wow!
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Fuckingassfuck.
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Harrison=a cart of basket tomorrow to the end of the time of the apartment complex of the deep internal soul twat power play wrong piano note to the power of the insecure dynamite explosion wrote a letter to the element of the largest proton mass to the standing rain power force of the soul forge tower man of the last night of the following day and backspace is a friend of mine since I make so many typos and you all know how that goes.
So, Heavy Metal Overload/lord, you thought that Mike made Harrison and I up huh? Do you think the same now?
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Oh no, what have I done?
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I already know I’ll be slapping my forehead by morning.
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Dislodged the chip in your brain.
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That was a secret, shhh!
I’ve never made up a fake commenter but Uncle Meat once did, and fooled me too.
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Chicken skin? Is that like the Prince song “Ckoreen Bacon Skin”?
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Man you find obscure stuff.
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So do you. We’re in the know.
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Morris Day plays drums on that song.
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are u aware of this? http://www.brooklynvegan.com/watch-hours-and-hours-of-early-80s-mtv-broadcasts-complete-with-commercials/
Haven’t sign in yet.
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Yes — my sister’s boyfriend sent this to me. Thanks for posting the link.
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Another interesting set of searches. It never disappoints. You still get the weirdest shit because mine don’t come close to that.
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Could not agree more about Super Mario 3 – you may keep your soul though!
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