This Sunday Chuckle comes courtesy of one of my neighbours in this building. I think he’s the annoying guy who lets his dog run loose in leashed areas, but I’m not sure. You can be the judge if his joke is chuckle-worthy.
I was taking out my garbage last weekend, and I was wearing my mask because legally in Ontario, masks are mandatory inside common areas of condos. I exited the building on my way to the dumpster and I passed by the neighbour guy.
The neighbour raised his hands in the air like he was being robbed, looked at me and said, “Take the keys, you can have the car!”
I looked back at him puzzled and said “I’m sorry?”
“Because you’re the Masked Man!” he said, pointing out my mask and hat.
OK then!
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They had us in the first half. I thought the first line was pretty witty. The second one about you being the masked man just confused things
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The first line alone had me confused, like whut? I dunno. I don’t think I like this neighbour. I think he’s the guy who parks his green truck in visitors.
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It was a valiant effort, but not sure it succeeded.
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Maybe next time I’ll say to him, “Don’t hurt Gotham city!” If he asks why I’ll say “because you’re the Joker!”
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Ha!! That works. I wonder if he’ll even get it!!
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He doesn’t look like the comic book kinda guy, but it’s worth a try.
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Hope he doesn’t quit his day job.
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I think his day job is working on his green pickup truck that’s always parked in visitors.
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Good to see he can follow the rules! ugh..
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That guy = not funny. I like your reaction though of “I’m sorry?” as when his ‘joke’ had to be explained, that pretty much says it all!
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He’s a funny guy
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Funny how?
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You know, funny.
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like how he tells the story
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No I don’t know. What’s so funny? Like he’s a clown? Does he amuse you?
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Nah, he’s just, you know, a humorous fellow
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No. Tell me. What the fuck is so funny about him?
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Uh…perhaps it would be prudent if one of us removed ourselves from the vicinity of the other, lest we want to risk me ending up with a bottle of carbonated spirits in my face.
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AWW! I ALMOST HAD HIM! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? AHAHA!
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Like Bob Uecker said in Major League, “Just a bit outside.”
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Lol I think he’s trying to make a connection with a little humor.
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