This one was sent in by James Kalyn of the KMA. Marketing genius. Since 67% of US households owns pets, it stands to reason that 67% or more of Kiss fans also own pets? (Probably cats.)
If I owned a pet, you can bet I’d have this “Piss Destroyer” at standby for any carpet emergencies!
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Piss Destroyer, love it!
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That is f’ng brilliant!!! I have cats so I must have this!!
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Thing is, it never specifies it’s for pets. Maybe you can just whiz in the bottle?
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Be a shame is someone photoshopped that label onto the band’s least-popular albums.
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