“Water, water, everywhere!” – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
RECORD STORE TALES #1143: Setbacks
Just when I had my music room coming back together again after the shelf disaster in June, another calamity has struck. Things were going well. I had all the CDs organized into the C section and was about to start working on D. I had everything planned, and I knew I had enough storage to handle all my CDs and then some. I came home from work one day to find the floor absolutely soaked.
There had been a torrential rainfall in the prior days, so I crossed my fingers and hoped it was an isolated incident. My office at work flooded, so it didn’t seem impossible. I got out the towels and fans and soaked it up. The water refused to dry out. Looking outside, there was no standing water in the area and nothing that could seemingly get into the house.
Process of elimination insinuated that the water was coming in from the air conditioner unit. The unit is within the wall directly behind me when you see me hosting Grab A Stack of Rock. Behind the black curtain is my AC unit. In front of the access panel…are shelves and cabinets full of CDs. (Yes, I know that’s not the best storage system, but I’m out of space.)
And so, I ripped apart my music room once again, called a technician in, and paid him overtime to fix the leak.
The good news is, he seemed to have fixed the problem. Fans are running non-stop and it seems the floor is starting to dry out, finally.
Now I have to put the room back together again, a tedious, laborious, and frustrating task.
On an interesting side not from the files of “it could have been worse”, a pipe underneath my work broke and flooded a hallway. They had to drill two giant holes in the floor to fix it. Repairs are ongoing.
I hate water!
Tonight we are back to the cottage for some much needed R&R – rest & relaxation, and rock & roll. We need it.


I always thought it was Samuel Taylor Coleridge who said Water, Water Everywhere in The Rime of the Ancient Mariner but I guess Lovecraft could have said it in another story.
People will always continue to baffle me.
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Quite literally my first thought too.
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Shhh I fixed it ;)
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Oh I wasn’t meaning to point out an error, I was just going “oh cool, Ancient Mariner reference too”.
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Yeah it was meant as an Ancient Mariner reference and I messed up the credit. LOL. Too much Maiden.
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Oh shit!!! Will fix!!
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“… and all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.”
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Harrison=talking about water
Water=makes you urinate
Urine=number one
Harrison=urine
Harrison=#1!
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You just called Harrison pee! LOL
Peeison.
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Don’t worry, you won’t be seeing Peeison in any multiverse stories.
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Oh good. I’m having a hard time feeling motivated to write fiction. Hopefully one day the inspiration strikes again.
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Penison would be a good one too.
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The Penison, is mightier than the Swordison.
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That would be a long e vowel sound!
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Oooooh…Wangison.
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Schlongison.
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Cockison works too.
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I can’t wait until he wakes up and reads these comments.
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He’s much less crass than you or I. I’m excited too.
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He seems to have adapted to our personas. He’s all but unflinchable.
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I’ve also toned the vulgarity back a notch or 12 since peak Holen. Drunk Holen.
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I wasn’t going to tell you this in advance (ask for forgiveness, not permission) but I planned to do a chapter of Noirison that’s entirely Harrison graphically sleeping with the nurse from the second chapter. Essentially turning it into erotic fiction for one chapter.
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Jesus Christ, your life has been like a Lars Von Trier film the last month or so.
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Sorry to hear about this, Mike. I had serious problems with water a few years back (flooding) and had to have a sump pump installed. I know what you mean about people not getting in touch too – I have family members who come to my area and have never been to my house which I’ve lived in for 14 years. Henry.
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Aw Henry, thank you. That makes me feel a little bit better. Maybe these people will come back into my life, maybe not. I am always sad when people drift away.
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I definitely know what you’re going through here. I live in a semi detached house and water is coming through my neighbour’s roof and is causing damp in ours. The council is dragging their heels in fixing the problem. At least you seem to have yours fixed. Have a great weekend at the cottage, you deserve it.
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YIKES that sounds awful and even worse that it is out of your control. Do you have any damages?
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So far, it’s just a lot of damp in the upstairs bedroom ceilings but I’m worried it’s going to get worse.
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Yeah you don’t want mould to set in, that is for sure. Thinking of you man… hoping this gets resolved soon. Can you escalate your complaints? What is the holdup? You’d think the neighbor would want his roof fixed ASAP.
Tim Durling tells me he has FOUR leaks in his roof presently.
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Oh God, poor Tim. The council and the contractor keep going back and forth but nothing seems to be getting done. As for the neighbour, she wouldn’t have even noticed there was a problem if we didn’t point it out.
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Oh that’s not good! She should be grateful, I hope. Sounds like they are haggling over the cost of fixing the roof! Is there anything you can do in the meantime to mitigate the damp?
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That is exactly what the issue is with the contractor and council. We are keeping an eye on it and if need be, I’ll have to send my stepson up into our attic.
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Water can be so evil!
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It’s one of the most powerful forces on earth, can turn a mountain into a desert and a CD collection into garbage!
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Oh my gosh, sorry to hear about the water troubles, Mike!
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