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#1234: The Legendarium of George: The Official CB Dictionary

Part Four in the Legendarium of George Trilogy

  1. #1182:  The Legendarium of George
  2. #1184: The Legendarium of George: Gene Simmonsarillion
  3. #1186: Reunion of the Legendariumites

 

RECORD STORE TALES #1234: The Legendarium of George: The Official CB Dictionary

“George is a stealer!” said Michelle Szabo from across the street.  It was a well-known fact by the mid-80s.  George was first caught stealing when he was just in grade school.  He stole Play-Dough from Crestview school.  He was caught and shamed via the gossip that spread down the street.  I already knew he was a thief.  He stole some of my Lego pieces from before I was even old enough to go to school.  Eventually, George’s shoplifting became an open secret.  He would boast of things he took.  You’d always wonder if that new “whatever” that he was showing off, was in fact stolen.  He had the balls to steal John Schipper’s bicycle and then store it in his open garage.  I believe he received a righteous pummeling from John over that.

One day he showed up on the front yard while the rest of us were playing, with his latest acquisition:  the Official CB Dictionary.  It was a red hard-cover handbook with gold writing on the front.  It translated CB radio slang into English, and from English back into CB.  Why he stole it, and from where it was stolen, I know not.  But stolen it was.  I suppose he thought it would be entertaining.  None of us owned a CB radio, but every once in a while you could get a trucker on your walkie-talkie if you were lucky.  George had no need for a CB dictionary, but steal it he did, followed by showing off later.

At some point in the book’s history, it was acquired by me.  I don’t know how anymore, but it was probably one of several items that George traded me in exchange for something he wanted.  Indeed, my first Kiss albums were acquired from him in a complex series of trades that, in the end, netted me Kiss Alive! on vinyl, an Iron Maiden single, a Black Sabbath Paranoid cassette, and a Walkman among other scores.  The CB Dictionary probably came into my possession in such a trade.

I thought I could use the book in my fiction writing, but not once did it come in handy for that.  In my younger years, I took it upon myself to write adventure fiction based on similar concepts to GI Joe and the Transformers, but with a heavy metal image.  Alas, my characters never spoke CB.

All these decades, there was only one slang phrase that I remember.  It’s a good one at least.

I remember being confused and befuddled when I opened the book to “A”.

Abuse it:  masturbate

That haunted me for the rest of my days.

Thanks George.

REVIEW: Helix – 50: The Best Of (2025 LP + CD set)

HELIX – 50: The Best Of (2025 Crown X CD/LP)

In 2024, Helix celebrated their 50th anniversary as a band.  In 2025, they marked it with a new compilation album, at least their 11th to date.  Much like the legendary Rush, they went with a simple title for this milestone:  Helix 50.

This was a frustrating set to finally buy.  All I wanted was the CD, which has three extra tracks on top of what the vinyl has.  I don’t know if the CD was ever available separately but I never found one.  Then I waited and waited for the CD/LP combo set to show up at one of my preferred retailers and it never did.  I decided to order it from the Helix store with some Christmas money, and it took a month to arrive.  Weirdly, it was “in stock” when I ordered it, but when I emailed to ask about my order after almost a month, I was told they were awaiting more signed stock.  Then, it arrived three days later at my house.  Brian Vollmer’s autograph is in silver pen on top.  (Gold pen would have looked amazing!)

This CD/LP combo of Helix 50 has a gorgeous looking record inside, but is bare-bones packaging-wise.  The set came with a Helix guitar pick and a turntable mat, but lacks the booklet and liner notes that a 50th anniversary compilation deserves.  (I’m always available to write guest liner notes, boys!)  It comes housed in a gatefold sleeve, with the CD tucked inside the front cover.  There are roughly 45 monochromatic photos in the inner sleeve, celebrating the classic era of the band.  The album itself consists of 11 tracks, plus three bonus from the 1993 It’s A Business Doing Pleasure album.  (The first of several mistakes on the liner notes:  the songs are credited to ‘It’s A Pleasure Doing Business (1993)’, but that re-issued title actually came out in 2024, while the original It’s A Business Doing Pleasure was 1993.)  Of the songs, here is how they break down:

  • Seven are re-recordings of classic hits from the EMI years 1983-1987.  Two of these are unplugged re-recordings.  Only “Rock You” is new.
  • One track is from 1990’s Back For Another Taste unaltered.
  • Another track is a single mix from Back For Another Taste, previously released on other compilations.
  • One song is from 2009’s Vagabond Bones, unaltered.
  • Four are from 1993’s It’s A Business Doing Pleasure.
  • One is a “Radio Remix” of 2025’s download-only single “Stand Up”.  (At least we think so – on the back cover it says “Radio Remix”, but in a misprint, on the label it simply says “Remastered”, not “Remix”.)

In some more mis-prints, on the back cover “Heavy Metal Love”, “Deep Cuts the Knife”, “Wild in the Streets” “Make Me Do Anything You Want”, “Dream On” and “The Kids Are All Shakin'” are listed as “2025” versions, but these appear to be the previously released 2006, 2010 and 2011 recordings.  Only “Rock You” appears to be a new 2025 version.  The other versions were only “remastered” in 2025.  Some of the remasters leave something to be desired.  “Good to the Last Drop” sounds blunted compared to other offerings of it.

According to the internet, “Rock You” includes three special guests: Phil X (Bon Jovi) on guitar, Todd Kerns (Slash) on guitar and Brent Fitz (Slash) on drums.  In a tragic omission, none of this information is included in the Helix 50 package.  The only way you’d know is by Googling it.

The acoustic songs have been released before.  Of these re-recordings, it is the power ballad “Deep Cuts The Knife” that packs the most punch.  They went to great effort to replicate the keyboards and backing vocals of the original.  The songs also stay faithful to the original Doerner/Hackman solos.  This acoustic version of “(Make You Do) Anything You Want” is breezy and lighter, and Brian Vollmer absolutely nails everything about the vocals.  It’s a different, slightly softer take on the old classic.  It must also be pointed out that bassist Daryl Gray is an articulate musician with chops, who always finds the right notes.  An under-appreciated bassist.

The remix of “Stand Up” is the first physical release of this standalone download-only single.  The new mix sounds muffled compared to the 2024 version, which is still unreleased on CD or vinyl.  It’s a good song with blazing guitars and a melodic chorus.

Standouts include “The Animal Inside” from Vagabond Bones, which snarls out of the gates.  The acoustic numbers offer subtlety, but there are too many soft moments that don’t really reflect the full gestault of 50 years of Helix.

There are no songs representing the legendary first two albums (Breaking Loose and White Lace & Black Leather) which really takes the bite out of the Helix 50 concept.  “Billy Oxygen” would have been more than welcome.  Only two songs come from the last 30 years of the band, a period in which Helix released plenty of great unrepresented albums and singles.  Notably missing from this period:  Standalone download singles “Brother From A Different Mother” and “Not My Circus, Not My Clowns” which should have been included as bonus tracks.  As of 2025, there is no physical release with those two songs.  Helix 50 easily could have been a double!

One final mis-print:  “The Kids Are All Shakin’ Unplugged (2025 Unplugged)”.  Not only is it actually the 2010 version, but “Unplugged” is printed twice.  Not quite a misprint, but it is weird that guest players Lee Aaron and Kim Mitchell are not credited on the back cover.  (A booklet with credits would fix this issue.)

The classy cover art, with the Helix 50 logo and sparks, is perfect to represent this golden anniversary.  The track listing offers less value to the fans who have been here for 50 years.  The band is limited by what versions of what songs they have access to, and vinyl is limited by run time, but the CD has room for at least five more songs.  Had the full length of the disc been utilized, a more well-rounded representation of the last 50 years of Helix could have been realized.  Ultimately, Helix 50 will please most casual fans who don’t have any Helix on vinyl (which is stunningly gorgeous in black and gold), but leaves a taste of disappointment for those of us who have been here the whole time.

3/5 stars

Dr. Kathryn Ladano accepts Distinguished Alumni Service Award from Conrad Grebel University

Dr. Kathryn received this award on Wednesday February 4 in front of a crowd of students who were spellbound by her speech.  This will be interesting to anyone who is curious about music, improvisation, and education.  Did you know that Dr. Kathryn struggled to find a school who were willing to support her musical instrument of choice, the bass clarinet?  Snobby classical musicians felt the bass clarinet, invented in the 1800s, was too “new” an instrument.  Bach never wrote for bass clarinet, for example.  Hear about the struggle and the tenacity that it takes to follow your musical dreams in a world that doesn’t like to accept new things.  This is a fascinating talk.  Please enjoy.

REVIEW/VIDEO: Rick Hughes – Redemption (Japanese CD) with Dan @OfftheCharts

Please join Dan from OfftheCharts and I for this review and unboxing!

RICK HUGHES – Redemption (2025 Deko/Rubicon Japanese import)

Rick Hughes of Sword fame is back with some of his most personal music to date.  In short:  it rocks!

Highlights:

  • “Dead End Road”
  • “The Real Me”
  • “Will of the Gun”
  • “Someday”

The Who cover “The Real Me” features Ozzy’s Speak of the Devil band!  Rudy Sarzo (Quiet Riot, Whitesnake), Tommy Aldridge (Whitesnake) and Brad Gillis (Night Ranger).  This smashing version destroys other cover versions you know.  Meanwhile, “Someday” is not really a cover of an Aldo Nova song.  It is a Rick song he has reclaimed as his own.

There are more guests such as Lee Aaron and Robby Krieger (the Doors), and not one weak song in the batch of rockers, ballads, and soulful swingers.

Check out the video below, where Rick explains the origins of “Someday” while we take a good look at the Japanese CD and compare to the domestic vinyl.

4/5 stars

REVIEW: Absolva – Justice (2025)

ABSOLVA – Justice (2025 Rocksector records)

Here on Absolva’s latest album Justice, the band have come up with a strong crop of new songs featuring some cool guests, such as Ronnie Romero of Rainbow and Stu Block from Iced Earth.  Blaze Bayley fans take note that the man himself sings lead on “Atlas (War Between the Gods)”!  Blaze has effectively utilized members of Absolva in his own solo band, and fans worldwide have grown to love the brothers Appleton, Chris and Luke.  The band is completed by Martin Mcnee on drums, and Karl Shramm on bass.

Major standout track “Hero In Your Life” really shows what a strong singer Chris Appleton is.  Yes there are guest vocalists here, but do Absolva really need anyone outside themselves?  Chris combines rasp with a pleasing voice, with enough power to do these songs “justice” (see what we did there?)  “Hero In Your Life” is replete with blazing solos.  (As is “Left Behind”.)  Both Chris and Luke are credited on lead guitar on the album, so one must conclude that both of these guys can rip.  They can also write catchy, classic sounding riffs.  The total package!  Check out “The City is Burning” for an example of some cool riffs.

The mighty Ronnie Romero appears on “Find My Identity”, a dark vibed rocker.  Romero brings his trademark powerful rasp to the fore, which is a welcome flavour.  He is a seriously great vocalist and his addition here was a stroke of genius.

Another standout is “Justice” the title track, which again features some pretty incredible and memorable solo work, like a mini composition.  The chorus is also pretty powerful.

Of course, it goes without saying that Blaze’s track is magnificent.  It sounds like Blaze, which makes sense, but hearing Blaze and Chris sing lead together is a pretty cool moment.  Their styles contrast.  Blaze delivers the chilling lows, while Chris accents him from up high.  A great song that could easily take its place with Blaze’s best.

A strong metal album.  It combines classic metal sounding riffage with modern styles and production.  It has the sheen and power that you desire, so check out some Absolva.

3.5/5 stars

REVIEW: Steve Earle – Shut Up and Die Like an Aviator (1991)

STEVE EARLE – Shut Up and Die Like an Aviator (1991 MCA)

Steve Earle was nearing the end of the first chapter of his career, when he rolled into London and Kitchener Ontario, to record his live album Shut Up and Die Like an Aviator, with his band the Dukes.  Amusingly, Kitchener is misspelled “Kitchner” on the inner sleeve, which led to no end of amusement to us who live here.  Steve had a bad spell with drugs and jail before making a triumphant comeback with the albums Train a Comin’ and I Feel Alright.  This is simplifying and shortening the story quite a bit, but the point is that the Steve Earle that was on tour supporting the album The Hard Way was not as strong as past or future Steves.  Yet the album he made, his first live, remains an important part of the discography to own.  He even produced it himself.  The reality was, this was a contractual obligation album with MCA that received mixed reviews.

The brief album intro featuring news clips from the time sure brings you back to the early 1990s.  Canadians will recognize the Oka crisis (which is addressed during the encores), and the Gulf War too is mentioned.  It’s almost like Steve wanted a time stamp for his first live album.

The crowd fades in and we open with Guitar Town classic “Good Ol’ Boy (Gettin’ Tough)”, and indeed the live version is a bit tougher with louder guitars and backing organ.  After a brief intro, a rasp Steve introduces “The Devil’s Right Hand”, and the cracks appear in the armor with a shaky start.  According to the liner notes, all the lead vocals are 100% live (some guitars were overdubbed where there were technical difficulties).  Even when Steve is pushing his voice, the Dukes are solid as rock, with solos and rhythm anchoring the singer.

A personal favourite, “I Ain’t Ever Satisfied”, one of the best songs from Exit 0, is a slightly more delicate song.  Here, you wish the piano hooks and backing vocals were more audible, but it’s a beautiful song even in this rougher guise.  Once again the Dukes save the day when Steve sometimes flounders.  It leads well into the 1986 single “Someday” from Guitar Town, which is performed slower than the album, with crunchier guitars.  Steve delivers a wonderful performance here.

A jamming “West Nashville Boogie” gives you a ZZ Top vibe.  It’s over twice as long as The Hard Way studio version.  It really smokes as an album highlight, and a showcase for the abilities of the Dukes.  Zip Gibson rips on the solos with Bucky Baxter shredding the steel guitar, while bassist Kelly Looney holds down the groove with some flavour.  Then a blazing “Snake Oil” from Copperhead Road keeps the momentum going.  This is all before a big change of pace.

“Blue Yodel #9” is as folksy as it gets, a Jimmy Rodgers cover, which surprisingly leads into the ballad “The Other Kind” from The Hard Way, one of Steve’s best!  Regardless of the state of affairs, it sounds as if Steve is pouring 100% of what he’s got into the song.  The chorus still rings powerful.  “There are those that break and bend, I’m the other kind, I’m the other kind.”  The song seems to be expressing unhappiness in the face of success, but with Steve singing it in full rasp, it sounds like defiance.  Listen to that beautiful mandolin accompaniment.

Sticking with the new album, it’s “Billy Austin”, captured big and bold on stage.  “Doin’ fine,” says Steve to an audience member who asks.  Unaccompanied, Steve and his guitar tell the story of fictional Billy, on death row.  Again, Steve is a little shaky at first but he soon finds the notes.  This long, slow version reveals both the flaws and the passion.  This was Steve’s big statement on capitol punishment, which he is vehemently opposed to.  “I didn’t even make the paper, ’cause I only killed one man.  But my trial was over quickly, then the long hard wait began.”  It really is chill inducing, as keyboards enter the fray to add soft backing texture.  Even at a weaker moment in his career, Steve Earle manages to deliver an awe inspiring performance, and makes us question our hearts.

“Copperhead Road” was the big hit, and it lies somewhere in the the middle of the set.  “My name’s John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before.”  The ode to moonshine remains a signature song.  This is not a definitive live version (there is a brilliant later version on the bonus disc to Transcendental Blues).  Once again though, the Dukes absolutely smash it.  Even if Steve has trouble delivering, the guitars compensate.

A version of the ballad “Fearless Heart” features prominent drums by Craig Wright, but the song feels off.  It’s the first Steve Earle classic that just doesn’t sound quite right.  He’s very raspy in his A cappella intro to “Guitar Town”, but the song kicks.  A little sloppy but full speed and it holds together, with all the hooks delivered satisfyingly.  “I Love You Too Much” keeps that momentum going, a smashing performance.  From there it’s goodnight and of course the obligatory three song encore:  A punchy “She’s About A Mover” (Sir Douglas Quintet cover), ballad “The Rain Came Down”, and the Stones cover “Dead Flowers”.  These are solid closers, of different styles.  “The Rain Came Down” is raspy glory, while the other two songs just make you want to party.

Though a rough ride to the end, Shut Up and Die Like an Aviator should be applauded for its “all lead vocals are live” approach.  It’s not as bad as some reviews would have you believe.  It is most definitely a snapshot in a time of the life of Steve.

3.25/5 stars

REVIEW: The Black Crowes – Happiness Bastards – “Wanting Waiting” (2024)

THE BLACK CROWES – Happiness Bastards (2024 Silver Arrow)

One could not help but be struck by a mixture of happiness and healthy skepticism when the Black Crowes announced yet another reunion.  With a mostly new band, Chris and Rich Robinson didn’t ask drummer Steve Gorman back.  Instead they asked bassist Sven Pipien (who they once famously edited out of the photos for the Black Crowes & Jimmy Page album).  On the album are Nico Bereciartúa (guitar), Erik Deutsch (keyboards) Brian Griffin (drums).  It’s not really a “band”, but maybe the Black Crowes always were Chris, Rich and whoever was along for the ride?

The good news is, no matter the motivations, the Crowes succeeded in putting out another fine studio album.  It’s not a “back to basics” record, like “Here’s Shake Your Moneymaker Part II“.  It’s also not a rootsy, The Band-like record such as Before the Frost… Until the Freeze.  It’s more like the next step beyond those two.  Happiness Bastards is also shorter than either:  10 tracks, with one additional Record Store Day B-side to discuss.

Opening with “Bedside Manners”, it’s the classic Crowes rock and roll sound, but with a slide guitar lick to make it a bit more southern.  It actually sounds a little like Deep Purple Mk IV.  A strong opener, Chris has barely aged and still belts much like Young Chris did 25 years ago.  The lyrics sound cool, but the booklet is printed in such a way that you will never want to read the words.

A smoking riff kicks off a groove unlike any the Crowes have some before.  “Rats and Clowns” clearly recalls Aerosmith, but not “hit” Aerosmith.  No, this recalls “deep cut” Aerosmith, riff-based and snotty.  This will go down as one of the most memorable Crowes tunes in the discography.

A really surprising number is “Cross Your Fingers”, which begins as an acoustic soulful ballad.  It then transforms into a bass-driven groove.  This is a sound that the Crowes do so well, when they choose to do it.  Rich’s abbreviated closing solo is gravy.  Three tracks in, and the Crowes have done three different directions, on three awesome songs.

The single “Wanting Waiting” has an AC/DC (Bon Scott) groove, mixed with Hammond organ and the Crowes’ own swagger.  The drummer even has a Phil Rudd vibe.  It’s clear why a song like this was chosen as single.  Though it sounds like something from another band in another decade, the soulful rock and roll here is timeless.  A “greatest hit” kind of song to be sure.

Side One ends with “Wilted Rose” featuring country singer Lainey Wilson.  Though it’s only the first ballad, the Crowes do have a lot of more memorable songs like this.

The second side opens with another rippin’ riff backed by Hammond organ.  Then Chris struts his way through the verses, sounding as cool as a cat.  It’s a song called “Dirty Cold Sun”, but again the Crowes have captured a really solid groove, before they go off experimenting again.

“Bleed It Dry” is pure blues, acoustics and pedal steels crying away with some honky-tonk piano and a moaning Chris Robinson.  The harmonica blasts, telling the timeless tale of woe.

It’s off on another direction again.  Pop rock inflects the jubilant “Flesh Wound”!  This high speed blast sounds like the Crowes travelled back in time to the new wave era of the 80s, wrote a song, and came back to the present in order to record it.   It’s an absolutely brilliant song.  Wait until you hear the chanted chorus accompaniment at the end!   If it wasn’t so different for this band, it probably would have made a better single.  “Flesh Wound” is the diamond of a deep cut that you will find when you play the album through.

“Follow the Moon” takes us back to a bluesy groove, with a funk Rich riff leading the way.  When Rich plays his lead solo, the rhythm guitar drops out just like a 70s record, allowing the bass to come up.   Great song, slick playing, and very much a traditional Crowes sound.

The sequencing of the album leads us to feel like a ballad would be the way to close.  And so, “Kindred Friend” ends the album with acoustics, slide, and harmonica, done up with sentiment and nostalgia.  It has a similar feel to a previous Crowes closer, “Time Will Tell”.

Happiness Bastards feels like a journey.  Listening to it, you are taken from peak to valley, and a variety of colours and sounds.  It doesn’t feel like a cash-in, a sell-out, or a phone-in.  It legitimately sounds like the Black Crowes moving on to their newest incarnation.

It’s wonderful.

4/5 stars

THE BLACK CROWES – “Wanting Waiting” / “Morsels for Mongrels” (2024 Silver Arrow RSD single)

One bonus B-side to Happiness Bastards can be found in “Morsels for Mongrels”, the B-side to the “Wanting Waiting” single.  The most different of all the songs, it’s still based on bluesy slide guitar, but with a distant distorted lead vocal.  It’s like the Crowes doing their version of garage rock.  You can understand why it wasn’t included on the album, as it’s just a little too far out there for the record.  Yet it’s a valuable add-on; a fun additional direction that the Crowes explored with typical joie-de-vivre.  A blast to slide into your file folder as a bonus track.

3.5/5 stars

And that’s the latest from the Black Crowes.  An unexpectedly excellent comeback.  Keep it going, guys.

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RE-REVIEW: Poison – Open Up and Say… Ahh! (1988, 2018 180 gram coloured vinyl reissue)

Our review of the deluxe CD edition of this album can be found here.

POISON – Open Up and Say… Ahh! (1988, 2018 Capitol 180 gram coloured vinyl reissue)

There are some bands I find myself constantly having to defend my enjoyment of.  Poison is definitely up there in the top five, if not #1.   They’re not incredible musicians (Richie Kotzen and Blues Saraceno notwithstanding).  They put out some junk.  But they also did at least three legitimately great hard rock albums, and Open Up and Say… Ahh! is one of them.  Poison had good producers behind their best albums.  Bruce Fairbairn, Richie Zito, and in this case, Tom Werman, who had plenty of experience getting great records out of mediocre musicians (and great ones too).

This 180 gram vinyl reissue, on red vinyl and spinning at 45 rpm, still sounds great.  This was a good sounding album 1988 and this record spins well.  The drum sound is a little synthetic sounding, but that was a common issue in the 80s.  Rikki Rocket got a better snare sound later on in the 1990s.  CC’s guitar is like an over-the-top Ace Frehley.  Harsh with more of that 80s transistor amp sound, but actually not that bad on this album.  Frehley was probably the model.  Werman got a solid performance out of Bret Michaels, and layers the choruses with ample backing vocals, but just enough for sweetener.

The album was loaded with mostly good songs.  Opening with the terrific riffing of “Love on the Rocks”, Poison started with a rocker, as if to prove a point.   “She goes down slow, like a shot ‘o gin…” and 14 year old me had no idea what Bret was really signing about, so you have to give the lyricist credit for that.  “You wanna taste my love, why don’t ya swallow this.”  Well, maybe I did get the picture after all.  Swallow This was the original album title, but cooler heads prevailed.  It was later used as the title for Poison’s premature double-live.

Smash hit and first single “Nothin’ But A Good Time” is in the second position, exactly where it belongs, hitting it home immediately.  The riff always struck me as something inspired by Kiss (“Deuce), but later on Kiss ripped off this song for one of their own (“Never Enough”).  Although it’s bubblegum hard rock fun, there’s nothing wimpy about “Nothin’ But A Good Time”.  “Back to the Rocking Horse” is a good track, a sort of Poison deep cut, as is the harmonica-laden “Good Love”.  The first side ends with the darker “Tearin’ Down the Walls”.  Songs like this show that Poison were more than the sum of the public’s perception.  CC’s guitar solos speak.  The lyrics may be shallow (coming home from the road for a good romp in bed), but there’s something about the music that is more than meets the ear.

Opening side two, “Look But You Can’t Touch” has a completely different vibe.  A vicious CC riff kicks it off.  We’ll ignore Bret’s ill-advised lyrics about plying an unwilling young woman with drink.  Not cool, Bret!  (I didn’t think so back in 1988 and I don’t think so now, so don’t come at me.)   Great song otherwise, thanks to CC’s killer riff.  As if to make up for the previous song, Poison got a bit serious on “Fallen Angel”.  In the music video, a predatory manager played by actor Anthony James takes advantage of young girls heading to Hollywood looking for stardom.  It’s a re-enactment of the lyrics:  “She stepped off the bus out into the city streets, just a small town girl with her whole life packed in a suitcase by her feet.”  Things gradually go bad, and Bret’s words serve as a warning.  The song itself remains in the top Poison tracks of all time.  It has it all:  great riff, terrific chorus, strong verses, and another in a series of memorable CC guitar solos.  He didn’t break new ground as a lead soloist, but like many that receive far more praise than he does, CD composes his solos.  The one in “Fallen Angel” is like a mini-song inside a song.

“Every Rose Has Its Thorn” was respected in its time for being a bit further out in the acoustic direction than many bands were comfortable.  “Too country!” said some.  Bret was right on the money with this song, as time has shown.  It didn’t take long (only three years) to become something of a pop culture phenomenon, being quoted in the second Bill & Ted film.  You’ve heard it a million times, but it still stands as a good, well written and well performed ballad, with another great little CC solo.

The cover of “Your Mama Don’t Dance” was cute, and we’ve all heard it a million times now.  It’s fun but at this point we don’t need to discuss it.  We close on “Bad to be Good”, which actually focuses on Bobby Dall’s bass line as the main backbone of the song.  Not to be ignored, listen to CC’s opening guitar licks.  This is a fine song, but not an album cornerstone.  Just a way to take the album out on a dark, sassy note.

One thing we always appreciated about Open Up And Say… Ahh! back in the 80s was that it came with ample photos on the lyric sheet.  Though the cover was always garish and ugly, Poison gave you value when you bought their records.

4/5 stars

 

 

REVIEW: Iron Maiden – The Early Days (2004 DVD)

IRON MAIDEN – The History of Iron Maiden Part 1: The Early Days (2004 EMI DVD)

Staying on the cutting edge, Iron Maiden released one of the best and most value-packed videos of anyone’s career with The History of Iron Maiden Part 1: The Early Days.  We won’t get too much into how they never really properly followed it.  We’ll just praise it for what it is:  A must-buy DVD for your Iron Maiden collection, and your education.

The DVD is divided into several sections, with the main feature The Early Days winding up on Disc Two.  That’s where we’ll start.

 

 

Disc Two

The Early Days

Released to DVD on, The Early Days is a 90 minute feature directed by Matthew Amos.  Impressively and most importantly, they gathered together as many past members as were willing and able.  Many of them have never seen interviewed before:  Doug Sampson, Rob “Rebel” Matthews, Dave Sullivan, Terry Rance, Bob Sawyer, Terry Wapram, Paul Di’Anno, Dennis Stratton, and Clive Burr.  This in addition to Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, and Nicko McBrain.  We gain some insight into the formation of Steve’s early band Gypsy’s Kiss.  What Steve really needed was a band where he could lead.   Gypsy’s Kiss broke up after a mere five gigs, due to the usual “musical differences”.  Iron Maiden formed, and gained fans via word of mouth.  There is the claim that original singer Paul Mario Day didn’t have a great stage presence, according to original drummer Ron “Rebel” Matthews.  Looking for a showman, they went with Wilcock who was highly influenced by Kiss.  He had this sword gimmick with fake blood coming from his mouth.  Musically, Dave Murray was the turning point, but Dennis Wilcock convinced Steve to fire the whole band.  Steve and Wilcock formed a new Iron Maiden, with Thunderstick on drums.  You know!  The guy with the leather mask, best known from Samson.  He blew a gig (on drugs) and was fired.  Maiden tried a keyboard player instead of a second guitarist, until Wilcock suddenly left the band.  Doug Sampson from one of Steve’s first bands, Smiler, joined in.  Dave Murray came back, and they found Paul Di’Anno.  This would prove to be the foundation of Iron Maiden.  They toiled with a four-man lineup, as they tried out guitarists.  Paul Todd, Tony Parsons, and “Mad Mac” all their moments, but don’t last.  Parsons, at least, was recorded on a number of tracks now released on Eddie’s Archive.  Speaking of whom, Eddie is finally created (as a smoke-breathing head), and Maiden had a mascot.  The Soundhouse Tapes were recorded, and handed to DJ Neal Kaye.  This led to a live gig at the Soundhouse and things began to snowball.

Future manager Rod Smallwood got hold of the tape.  Somehow he managed to sign Iron Maiden to a three record deal, which was an incredible guarantee for Iron Maiden.  Doug Sampson unfortunately was not healthy enough to enjoy the spoils.  He would not be able to tour, and had to be replaced.  The talented Dennis Stratton came aboard on guitar and backing vocals, bringing drummer Clive Burr with him.  The lineup that recorded the EMI debut was set.

The band were not happy with original producer Will Malone, who was disengaged and uninterested.  Artist Derek Riggs was found, and Eddie was brought to life.  Iron Maiden performed live on Top of the Pops, the first band to actually play live since the Who in the 1970s. Touring with Kiss, Maiden took note of their stage and performance.  It is acknowledged that Kiss were their model when they chose to get more theatrical on future tours.  Unfortunately for Stratton, Dennis was let go at the end of the Kiss tour.  Regardless of his talent, they were not cut from the same cloth.   They knew Adrian Smith from his band Urchin (“Roller” is shown).  Martin Birch (Deep Purple) is recruited to produce the more satisfying second album, and they band embark on their first world tour.

The beloved Paul Di’Anno began to falter.  Even Paul acknowledges that Maiden did the right thing by getting Bruce Bruce from Samson.  Bruce electrified the band, in the studio and on stage.  He enabled them to push it further.  On stage, he was an acrobat.  This caused some friction with the bass player, who was quite used to standing next to the singer on center stage.  Now, there was a madman running about, colliding with Steve Harris at center stage as they battled for position.  It only made the band that much better live.

It’s clearly a tough gig.  Clive Burr was not doing well.  The drummer was given three months to sort himself out but he couldn’t.  Lacking time, the band had to move on.  Nicko McBrain was known from the band Trust, and was the natural guy to take over.  Food For Thought was considered for the next album title, but we all know it became Piece of Mind.

Cut to Maiden live at Dortmund.  To be continued.

 

Disc One

Live at The Rainbow (originally released on VHS on 11 May 1981) – 30 minutes

Recorded 21 December 1980

The video quality on Live at the Rainbow is incredible – feels more like late 80s than early 80s quality!  However it was recorded and remastered for DVD, they did a smashing job here.  This lineup features a short-haired Adrian Smith on guitar, and has a stage set with the first album Eddie as the backdrop.  Paul Di’Anno is rocking mega spikes on his arms and belt, as was the look at the time.

The set begins with a cracking good version of “Wrathchild”.  Then Paul introduces the “Title track from the second album!”, but the lyrics are the early version from before the words were finalized.  “Killers” features an incredible top-speed Clive Burr.  There are great closeup of Davey playing the descending harmonics.  The lights go dim, and the band are in darkness for the quiet opening of “Remember Tomorrow”.  The lights really go nuts on heavy parts.  Steve moves to the front for the instrumental “Transylvania” as he becomes the focus on stage.  The epic “Phantom of the Opera” follows.  Clive shows the world why he was so beloved in Iron Maiden.  He’s absolutely hammering here.  This could be the greatest version of the song ever released.  The set closes with “Iron Maiden”.  Davey starts with a whammy dive, before going into the main lick.  Paul has jacket on.  You can tell there was some editing here, as Paul had no shirt on the previous song, and now he has his jacket.  It’s a treat to see Dave and Adrian play those harmonies and leads though.

Beast Over Hammersmith (full audio available on Eddie’s Archive, video previously unreleased) – 45 minutes

Recorded 20 March 1982

They claim the full show is unwatchable.  They say they had to do a lot of work just to restore the nine songs on this DVD.  Regardless, this show including Bruce is great to watch because of the contrast.  Now the band were on the big stage.  Now they had a stage show.  Now they had Bruce.

There is an opening montage of the crowd entering the venue, lots of jean jackets and patches, to the tune of “Murders in the Rue Morgue”.  Bruce enters like a whirlwind!  The lighting rig is cool – like a “V” of lights on stage below Clive.  “Run to the Hills” is early in the set and now it’s refreshing to go back to 1982 and hear Young Bruce singing it at full lungs.  Bruce is noticeably a far more visual frontman than Paul was.  Only one studded arm though!  “Children of the Damned” is next, as the lights dim a bit and Bruce stands center stage.  No running about, this time.

“The Number of the Beast” sees the crowd fairly calm during the opening, since it is a new song and they don’t know the opening yet.  Davey headbangs through the whole thing!  Annoyingly, the camera avoids Adrian during his part of the guitar solo.  During “22 Acacia Avenue”, Bruce reveals that Adrian had some bruised or broken ribs!  Though musically brilliant, this is where the band lost their way.  Charlotte appears on stage in the flesh, dancing next to Adrian, raising her legs, and moving to center stage in front of Bruce.  It’s a rare miss for Iron Maiden as it takes the focus away from the band.

Bruce introduces the “B-side of our current single!”, and it’s the rarely played “Total Eclipse”.  Bruce’s vocal is far more expressive than the studio version.  This time the camera focuses on the appropriate guitar players during the split solo, thankfully.  Bruce then removes his leather jacket for the melodic masterpiece “The Prisoner”  For “Hallowed Be Thy Name”, he most dramatic song of the set, Bruce stands on the “V” steps by the drums.  Then, he comes down later to rile up the crowd as the song gets faster and harder.  Finally, it’s “Iron Maiden” and Bruce explains to the crowd what the torture device does.  The band really explode onstage for this fast blaster!

Live In Dortmund – Rock and Pop Festival (previously unreleased) – 45 minutes

Recorded 18 Dec 1983, broadcast only once

Maiden headlined over Ozzy, Scorpions, Def Leppard, Priest and Michael Schenker if you can believe it.  Maiden over Ozzy.  For this Piece of Mind era show including Nicko McBrain, we only have the surviving broadcast tapes.  “Iron Maiden” was also played, but cut from broadcast due to an Eddie “lobotomy” with tissues and ribbons counting as “excessive violence”.  The recording of that song is now lost.

Bruce had what we’ll call his “caveman look” with a shirt like something Fred would wear on the Flintstones, paired with some leather trousers.  We open with “Sanctuary” and a very animated Nicko on the cymbals, when he stands for the cheer break.  Bruce’s vocal delivery is a tad too operatic for this song.  Davey’s solo is gravy.  Onto “The Trooper”!  Bruce waves the union Jack, with smoke all over the stage.  The guitars are a bit thin sounding on this recording.  One cool moment is when Steve runs up drum riser and plays face to face with Nicko.  Steve is a real band leader, interacting with all the members on stage.  It is during “Revelations” that Bruce plays a Les Paul during the guitar harmonies.  Plays, or “plays”, it was rarely seen and here it is documented.  (It is this version that is included on the Best of the Beast vinyl LP limited edition.  His vocal here is powerful and far more expressive than the album.  It is a brilliant, full sounding version, loaded with energy.  There is however an annoying close-up on the stage Eddie (behind Nicko) during instrumental mid-section that keeps repeating.

“Scream for me, Dortmund!  The Flight of Icarus!”  The bass sounds heavier on this version.  Bruce nails the chorus.  No backing vocals audible as on Live After Death.  An absolutely killer rendition.  Back to “22 Acacia Avenue”, there is no dancing girl this time, Maiden having learned their lessons.  The audience is a sea of hands.  A great live version, with Bruce adding extra flair.

Now that they are familiar with the song, the audience speaks along to “The Number of the Beast” and its opening narration.  A grim reaper, concealed in smoke, appears on stage.  The band leaves, and then returns for the encore “Run to the Hills” and final song of the included set.  The chorus sounds different this time, lower perhaps.  Maybe it is because Steve’s backing vocals being so high in the mix?  At the end, Bruce destroys a drum kit!

 

Disc Two

There is plenty more to be seen and heard on disc two of this set, besides just The Early Days documentary.  There is a whole other 45 minute unreleased set of music from the band’s own archive, and lots of TV stuff included as well.  Here is a detailed breakdown of everything else on Disc Two.

20th Century Box – 21 minutes

Recorded & broadcast 1981

This television special is primarily framed in terms of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal (here called a “revival”), and the musical culture of the time with Punk also reigning high.  There is rare black and white footage from the Marquee club, including “Phantom of the Opera”, “Drifter” and “Iron Maiden”.  There are interviews with Steve and Paul (in a comics shop!), Neal Kaye, Geoff Barton, famed air guitarist Rob Loonhouse (age 23), and many fans.  Produced for television, everything is slick and pro-shot.  A valuable time capsule.

Live at the Ruskin (previously unreleased) – 45 minutes

Recorded 14 April 1980

As of this DVD, Live at the Ruskin is the oldest known video of Iron Maiden live.  It is single camera of surprising quality, probably filmed by road tech Vic Vella.  The Ruskin was kind of a home base to Iron Maiden, and so the introduction goes:  “Welcome, your very own Iron Maiden!”  Paul is very talkative, as if presiding over a party with friends.  Heck, his own mum is in the house!  And so is guitarist Dennis Stratton, not yet sacked, and very much showing his value in this video.

“This is a song you should all know by now, it’s our next single.” And know it they do.  “Sanctuary” lights the place up.  The young band appears crowded on that small stage.  Dennis’ Les Paul solo is speedy magnificence.  Davey takes the second solo, with wah wah pedal.  Paul Di’Anno is very growly, and the “chuggy” section at the end is longer.  The video gets blurry a bit on “Wrathchild”, but it’s awesome to hear a version with Dennis’ solos.  The sweat is visible on Di’Anno’s face during “Prowler”.  Again, it is amazing to hear a live version with Dennis, as his tone was not the same as Davey’s or Adrian’s.  He also sings ample backing vocals, and his voice is different from Adrian’s.

A touch slower version of “Remember Tomorrow” follows, and then Clive leads the clapping on “Running Free”.  Vocally this is one of the best versions available, and that’s partly due to Dennis’ audible backing vocals.  Dennis and Davey perfectly in sync on guitar harmonies.  Outstanding version.  The instrumental “Transylviania” also features a lot of Dennis.  He does the first solo, and the main guitar lick of the song.

Time for band intros, as Paul removes his shirt.  Then it’s onto “Another Life”, the only official live version with Dennis ever released.  Steve’s bass is dominant, with a lot of high notes.  This is back when Maiden still had drum solos.  “Clive Burr on drums!” The audio goes out for a second, it’s not your DVD.

“Phantom of the Opera” features Steve and Dennis on backing vocals, in a very version.  Amusingly , you can spy lots of beer cans visible behind Davey on his amp.  Then we end the recording with “Charlotte the Harlot”.  Paul explains that it’s a song about a whorehouse, a brothel!  He can’t say more, as his mum is in the house!  There is a meandering intro, but Iron Maiden were not an arena act yet.  Another powerful version!

Top of the Pops

Two tracks here:  “Women in Uniform” (22/02/1980) with Adrian on guitar.  Actually live!  This is the only official live version of “Women in Uniform”, ever.  The drums sound shit, and you can hardly hear the guitars.  It’s not like Top of the Pops knew how to broadcast a live rock band.  The second track is “Running Free” (13/11/1980) which sounds better.  Paul is wearing the striped shirt under leather jacket.

Rock and Pop ZTV

Only one track here, from a German broadcast in 1980.  It’s a mimed “Running Free” with Adrian on guitar.

Five Promo Videos

You’ve seen ’em on TV, on Visions of the Beast, and now here too:  “Women In Uniform”, “Run to the Hills”, “The Number of the Beast”, “The Trooper” and “Flight of Icarus”, all original versions.  It doesn’t matter what people think today; back in the 80s these were some of the coolest music videos ever!  “Flight of Icarus” even had footage from inside the recording studio, which was not common for a lot of metal bands.

Steve’s Diary & Scrapbook, On The Road

Click and flick through the scans!  Interesting stuff about seeing Genesis at the Hammersmith, and the Stones at Knebworth.  There’s even some band bookkeeping:   getting paid 5 pounds for expenses, 10 pounds for a gig at Cart and Horses.  The biggest payout you see in these receipts was 25 pounds.  Steve even documents his bass amp payment installments.  Some major Maiden history is recorded:  the day Dennis Wilcock auditions to replace Paul Day (“Mon the 20th”).  Steve’s thoughts: “Now the hard part is to tell Paul…”  Paul Mario Day did 26 gigs in total, and understood when Steve broke the bad news.  The scrapbook has gig ads back to 1976.  One gig has them second to Samson (at the Music Machine, in Camden).  The section titled “On the Road” contains photo galleries going all the way back to 1973, Smiler, and the first Iron Maiden lineup.  There are pictures of Vic Vella, Rob Loonhouse, and many more.   This goes up to 1983, and includes tour programs, tour dates (back to 1979), shirts, backstage passes and assorted art.  All very fascinating stuff, but limited by the DVD format.  Today you’d do this on a website.

There is also an album and singles discography, with art.  Again this is something that works better on a website today.

And that’s an exhaustive review on an essential Maiden DVD.  There is even a beefy booklet with liner notes to read.  Maiden even toured for the DVD, playing only songs from the “Early Days”.  Now that’s how you do a release.  If only we had a live album from that tour!  Deluxe edition, lads?

4.5/5 stars