SCORPIONS β Box of Scorpions (2004 Universal)
Donβt worry β this Box of Scorpions cannot hurt you!Β If fact if you allow yourself to be stung, you will find your reality injected with musical ecstasy.
This isnβt a box set to buy if you are looking for unreleased treasure.Β Itβs strictly a compilation, although you may be able to get a few tracks you didnβt have before.Β Box of Scorpions covers every album from the debut Lonesome Crow, beyond 1999βs Eye II Eye, going as far as 2002βs Bad For Good: The Very Best of Scorpions.Β That compilation CD included two new songs called βBad For Goodβ and βCause I Love Youβ.Β They were recording specifically for Bad For Good, but it makes sense to get them on the beefier Box of Scorpions instead.
The first disc of this set is inaugurated by βIβm Going Madβ, the same technicolor workout that opened their first album.Β The early psychedelic Scorpions songs are only represented by a couple, with βFly to the Rainbowβ being the second.Β Stone cold classics form the bulk of the disc, with βSpeedyβs Comingβ being an obvious focal point.Β βIn Tranceβ, βSteamrock Feverβ, βWeβll Burn the Skyβ, and βVirgin Killerβ are all essential cuts.Β You canβt fit βem all in, of course, but the live album Tokyo Tapes fills in some of the most obvious blanks.Β βTop of the Billβ, βDark Ladyβ and βRobot Manβ are great live inclusions.Β The disc ends with the first steps into the modern Scorpions sound with a pair from 1979βs Lovedrive.
Disc two showcases the 80s and all the big Scorpions hits.Β The band streamlined their sound.Β Some may say “dumbed down”.Β The Scorpions of the 80s were massive, but certainly were not challenging your grey matter with complex music like the 70s band were prone to.Β They also lost the regality of the Uli Roth era, something his guitar brought to the band.Β It was replaced by solid 4/4 hard rock, with plenty of hits.Β There is only one live song (from World Wide Live) here, βAnother Piece of Meatβ.Β The rest are all studio originals:Β βBig City Nightsβ, βStill Loving Youβ, βRhythm of Loveβ, βThe Zooβ, βNo One Like Youβ, and of course that unstoppable βHurricaneβ!Β Deeper cuts like βCoast to Coastβ and βDynamiteβ provide some serious meat.Β This disc would make a pretty good standalone compilation.
The third disc concentrates on the 90s, which saw the Scorpions reborn by the success of βWind of Changeβ.Β Unfortunately, this ushers in a slew of ballads.Β The few rockers like βTease Me, Please Meβ, βAlien Nationβ and βDonβt Believe Herβ are almost drowned by the ballads.Β There are some songs you may have missed the first time around.Β In addition to the aforementioned βBad For Goodβ and βCause I Love Youβ, youβll also get βOver the Topβ and βLife Goes Aroundβ which were released in 1997 on Deadly Sting: The Mercury Years.Β βCause I Love Youβ is really the only keeper of these four obscurities.Β It was originally written in 1978 for Lovedrive, and recorded in 2002.Β That’s how it sounds, too.Β As for the rest, at least getting by these songs all in one place, you don’t really need the other two compilations.Β Disc three also contains the unfortunate βMysteriousβ from the dreadful Eye II Eye album, and the soul live song βHurricane 2000β from Moment of Glory with the Berlin Philharmonic.Β Neither are really essential though βHurricane 2000β has its fans.
Box of Scorpions adds up to a good set with plenty of value and a few minor surprises.Β If you donβt own all the albums already, this is a good buy.Β Be sure to get a copy with the outer plastic slipcase still intact!
3.5/5 stars

