Next in line of my reviews from Record Store Excursion 2012!  Check out the video below if you missed it.  This one bought at Sonic Boom Music for a measly $7.99!  Thanks, Sonic Boom!
MIKE AND AARON GO TO TORONTO
ALICE COOPER – Lace and Whiskey (1977)
I’m a big fan of some of these “lost” Alice records, the ones that might not be considered the big hits, from his late 70’s alcoholidaze. Â Alice Cooper Goes To Hell was a really cool record, one I like a lot despite its disco tendencies. Â Lace and Whiskey followed it a year later. Â This is actually Alice’s third solo record, post-Alice Cooper Band. Â (I talked about the disintegration of that band in a previous Record Store Tale, see the video blog below!)
Alice tends to write his albums in terms of themes: Â Alice in school, Alice having a nightmare, Alice horror. Â This time, Alice takes the guise of a heavy drinking detective!
It’s another diverse platter, from honky-tonk (“Damned if You Do”) to more disco and flamboyant balladry that Alice had become known for. Â I don’t find there to be a weak track on the whole album. Â I’m not a huge fan of the ballad “You And Me”, as it’s hard to compete with a tune like “Only Women Bleed” or even “I Never Cry”. Â But it was a hit for Alice, and it’s certainly not bad. Â It even made the Muppet Show. Â Who can forget Alice dueting with a peacock? Â Or whatever that is.
The whole album drips of Ezrin-isms, you can hear his touch on every track. Â From rich orchestras, horns, choirs, and the well-honed arrangements he was known for, this album could not have happened without Ezrin. Â Indeed, he co-wrote all but two songs.
“King of the Silver Screen” is a great example of a Cooper/Ezrin/Dick Wagner composition. Â It has that dramatic Ezrin touch, Alice’s Hollywood-homage lyrics, with a rock guitar riff that serves to anchor the whole thing. Â And what’s with those little musical segues there? Â I love when Ezrin does stuff like that!
I love “Ubangi Stomp” too. Â It’s a 1950’s boogie with Alice doing his best Elvis. Â Just great! Â Plus who else could possibly utilize the word “Ubangi” in popular music? Â Alice, that’s who.
Lace and Whiskey is surely one  of the most diverse Alice records, and that is one thing I love about Alice.  I even like the disco song.  Yes, I like the disco song!  No genre is sacred, nothing safe from his sabre.  But it’s all in good fun.  Nobody gets hurt.
Nobody but Alice, who checked into a mental institution shortly after this tour, to deal with his alcohol problems. Â But that’s another story.
The tendency from many mainstream music critics is to rate these mid-period Alice albums poorly. But why? Â The songs are good, they just don’t rock as hard. Â Disco? Â So what? Â One of Kiss’ best albums was a disco album.
So a middle finger to the mainstream critics. Â I like Lace and Whiskey and I’m glad I found it at a cheap price. Â Thanks, Sonic Boom!
4/5 stars

