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#1115: The Winds of Change

RECORD STORE TALES #1115: The Winds of Change

My time in music retail was relatively long, considering how taxing on the soul it can be buying used music from the public on the wrong side of town.  I started in July of 1994, in a small store in a small mall in Kitchener, Ontario, called The Beat Goes On.  We sold some used, some new.  In 1996, I began managing a new store that was a slightly different format:  95% used, with a small Top 40 chart of new CDs.  I stayed there until early 2006.  12 years total, with 10 in management.  Over those 12 years, I witnessed so many changes to the way we did business.  Join me for a journey through time.

Ah, 1994.  I had just start dating a new girlfriend.  Motley Crue had come out with their John Corabi album, which was easily my favourite disc of the year.  I wore cowboy boots to my job interview with the boss man at the Record Store.  I was hired and nervously stepped behind the counter and did my first transactions.

We had a huge cash register, and still took cheques.  Credit cards were processed with one of those imprint machines that made the satisfying CHK-CHK sound when you imprinted the card.  Then began a long process of writing in dollar amounts and getting a signature.  Today, one tap and you’re done!  When we got a debit machine, it used the same phone line as the actual store phone.  When someone called the store, it would interrupt your debit transaction if you had one going.  You usually ended up with two impatient customers that way:  one on the phone and one in front of you!

Our stock was part CD and part cassette, but tapes were on their way out and we only bought and sold used CDs.  The reasoning was it was easier to check a CD for quality visually, looking for scratches.  We carried only those two formats, until one day in November 1994.  Pearl Jam came out with Vitalogy in 1994 on vinyl, two weeks before its cassette and CD releases.  The first vinyl I ever sold.  We only stocked five copies because nobody was buying vinyl back then.  We probably should have stocked 15 or 20, because we were surprised with demand.  People who didn’t even own a turntable wanted it for its collector’s value and larger artwork.

Boyz II Men were big.  TLC were bigger.  Soundgarden and Nirvana were dominating the rock charts.  My kind of music wasn’t popular and wasn’t encouraged to be played  in store.

Tastes changed rather quickly for some of these bands.  Boyz II Men made their way into the bargain.  Thence came Puff Daddy, Mase, and of course the posthumous albums by 2pac Shakur and the Notorious B.I.G.  On the rock side, upstarts like Korn, Limp Bizkit, Creed and eventually Nickleback replaced Nirvana, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains on our charts.  And then came Crazy Town, and by then, it felt like there was no coming back.  Rock was a cartoon.  A “fuck”-laden filthy cartoon.

The job behind the counter became easier.  By 1996, our inventory was computerized.  Cassettes were gone; it was 100% CD.  You could look everything up with a simple search.  Before, I had to physically search the shelves to see if we had inventory.  Of course, we soon learned that just because something pops up on the computer as in-stock, that actually means nothing.  Human error was a huge problem and I was as guilty as everyone else, if not more so!  Putting the wrong disc in a CD case upon sale was so easy to do.  Not every customer realized they bought something with the wrong CD inside, and we didn’t always get them returned.  We ended up with many missing or mis-matched CDs, and also missing cases due to mis-filing or theft.

Soon customers wanted to look things up on computer terminals by themselves.  They also wanted to see what our other stores had in stock, as the we franchised out and grew.  These complicated problems were eventually solved with a little thing called the World Wide Web.

Having internet access at the store in the year 1999 was unimaginable to me of 1994, who had never even been on the internet yet.

Of course, the advent of the internet brought with it an unforeseen danger.  Soon our very existence would be threatened.  No, I’m not talking about computer viruses or Y2k.  Those had little impact at all.  Something else did:  Napster.

Napster changed everything.  Soon we were carrying so much more than just music, to make up for the decline in sales.  Bobble heads, action figures, books, video games, headphones, and so so so so many CD wallets.  Sometimes the toys and action figures wouldn’t have anything to do with music, like the Muppets or the Simpsons.  (Those were carried because a certain regional manager personally liked those shows.)  Osbournes merch was popular.  Kiss had many different toy options available.  Metallica had a cool stage playset.  Macfarlane figures either sold out, or sat around forever.  We stopped carrying blank tapes, but had a variety of CD-Rs available instead.

I recall the boss resisted carrying CD-Rs for a while, because he thought it was counterproductive to our business of selling music on CD.  However eventually it became a case of a dam giving way to a flood.  It was “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” and blank CDs were now being sold by brick or spindle.  Remember bricks and spindles full of blank CDs?

We also sold CD cleaning kits and tended to stay away from snake-oil CD fixing “solutions”.   Instead, we had a couple of guys who fixed CDs with a grinder and wax in their garage.  Eventually we began fixing the discs ourselves using the same method, but actually improving upon the solution by using soap instead of wax.  I’m not sure how the original guys took that, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t pretty at all.

Competition was always fierce.  We had an HMV store at the mall across the street from the store I managed.  We had a Cash Converters pawn shop buying and selling CDs and video games in the same plaza as us.  A few years later, a Best Buy opened next door, and their prices were often lower.  DVDs began to take up a huge share of our sales, and we now had to make room.  Additional shelving was installed.  Then we ran out of space again.  New formats like SACD and DVD-A started to infiltrate our inventory.  Things became really, really complicated compared to the store I managed in 1996.

There are a million stories.  I remember one guy buying an SACD, and coming back wanting to know why the “Super Audio” light wasn’t lighting up on his player.  How the fuck should I know?  I’d never even seen an SACD player at that point.  The guy actually wanted me to write a letter to Sony and ask them on his behalf.  Yeah, I’ll get right on that sir, after I serve you some fresh Grey Poupon on a charcuterie board.

Technology, transactions and inventory may have changed shape, but one thing never did:  the customers.

When we first opened, we had a single disc CD player and tape deck to play music in store.  There was a TV for MuchMusic, but it was usually on silent while we played CDs in store.  If a customer wanted to hear a CD, we had to open it for them and play it on the store speakers.  They’d signal me when to change tracks.  In 1996, we have six five-disc changers, each with a dedicated set of headphones, for customers to list.  We had another five-disc changer for store play, and eventually one for an outdoor speaker we had.  The six customer listening stations took a dedicated person to serve on weekends.  We had to retrieve the CDs from behind the counters and load them into the players.  We often had to assist the customer in the operation of the machines.  And they broke down, frequently.  Some days towards the end we only had two working stations at a time.

Our first store was in a mall with a licensed restaurant.  We had a few drunks.  The other stores I worked at were in strip plazas.  We had a few stoners, potheads, crackheads and gang-bangers.

Ahh, the good old days when it was just drunks!

One thing we never delved into in my time was selling CD players.  We didn’t want to dip our toes into that kind of thing.  Today, they sell turntables at my old store.  We also, strangely, never sold batteries which people frequently asked for.  I guess margins were so low it wasn’t worth it.  I never lasted long enough to see the vinyl revival happen.  We only sold a few things on vinyl in time.  The aforementioned Pearl Jam was one.  Soundgarden (Down on the Upside) was another.

The change that impacted me most had nothing to do with formats, or technology.  It didn’t matter that I now had two shelves full of Sega and Nintendo games.  The biggest change was in heirarchy behind the scenes.  I started as a part timer with one boss.  I was promoted to manager, with one boss, and several peers at other stores.  Then, suddenly, I had two bosses.  Then there were three, and the worst thing about the third is that we were all told “they’re not your boss, they’re here to help.”  That was false.  Three bosses, and there was now an in-house accountant and other periphery people that seemed to get yelled at less than I did.  I’m sure it’s clear from this story that the winds of change did not bring me happiness.  Instead they chipped away at the job I started with, and diluted the “music store” I managed into a music/movie/game/knick-knack store.  I was attending manager meetings in big hotel board rooms.  There were marketing people and franchisees, and nobody ever seemed truly happy on the inside.  110% was demanded of us, but we had no reason to be invested in what boiled down to a bad retail job that caused a lot of stress.

Nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change, and there was one change I was happy to witness:  In the late 90s, Black Sabbath reunited.  It was a happy return, though they had their trailer hitched to a nu-metal Ozzfest which wasn’t my cup of tea.  Music began to shift until one day in 1999, something truly remarkable happened.  We didn’t know how long it would last, or what the new music would sound like, but Iron Maiden reunited with Bruce Dickinson and Adrian Smith.  Judas Priest were a few years behind them, getting Rob Halford back in the band.  Suddenly, classic metal was back in a big way.  Bigger than ever.  It was not waned since.  I was happy that I got to see this process begin at the end of my days at the Store.

My boss used to say that I resisted change.  I don’t agree.  No sir.  I embraced the good stuff.  The computers, the internet, the website, fixing CDs, the abandonment of certain formats (cassettes and VHS) when they were fading away.  The things I struggled with included the diluting of the store with all these other products like video games.  I started there because I loved music.  Fortunately I also loved movies, so when DVDs began to take over a large section of the store, I was cool with that too.  When Grand Theft Auto was upon us, I had no passion.  Then came the addition of more upper management, and increased demands on our personal time and investment in the Record Store life.  Monthly manager meetings dragged on for hours.  We’d leave scratching our heads why this wasn’t just covered in emails.  We had zero autonomy and little say in what we did.  I remembered a time when I loved my job.  There was no love there anymore.

The happy ending is this.  When I quit that job, I rediscovered my passion for music.  Music was fun for me again, not just something playing in the background as I worked.

Music is joy once more.

 

New arrivals & rarities on Grab A Stack of Rock as Harrison and Jex go LeBrainless!

A wonderful show was had, as Harrison & Jex showed off some new and rare arrivals in their personal collections!

With some interesting scores from Twisted Sister, Paul Di’Anno, Alice Cooper, Concrete Blonde, Slade, and a batch of DVDs, this was a fun show for me to watch from the audience!  I was jealous about some interesting 2-disc compilations that were shown by Judas Priest and Alice Cooper.

At the end of the show, I came on to show off the new Aerosmith Greatest Hits 50th anniversary set from Japan – a 6 CD collection with three discs of rare and exclusive live material.  I offered my honest opinion based on road testing the collection on our recent trip to the lake.

Thanks for watching and hope to see you again next week!

 

Harrison and Jex go LeBrainless! New arrivals & rarities on Grab A Stack of Rock!

GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With the Mad Metal Man and Jex Russell

Episode 36:  LeBrainless Again!  New arrivals and rarities!

I’ve been taping a lot of guest shots on other shows lately!  Grant’s Rock Warehaus, My Music Corner, Rock Daydream Nation…I dared to dip my toes in the water with some of the big boys and had a lot of fun doing it.  But I do not want to burn out like last year, and you don’t want me to either!  So I’m taking this Friday off, and Harrison will be hosting with Jex Russell!

Harrison wants to take the show back to its original intent this week – showing off stacks of physical rock!  So that is what he has planned.  Harrison has some rarities and new arrivals on CD to show.  Jex, meanwhile, will also be showing off interesting items from his personal collection.

There will be an Ask Harrison question, and this time it’s from me!

I look forward to see what Harrison and Jex have cooking this week on Grab A Stack of Rock!

LIVE Friday Sept 29 at 8:00 P.M. E.S.T. / 9:00 P.M. Atlantic.   Enjoy on YouTube or on Facebook!

A Head Was Shaved!! Who Are Your Top Five BALD Artists? Grab a Stack of Bald Rock!

First up:  a huge thank you to Kevin (CanadianGrooves.ca) Simister for being a good sport.  He was not informed that I intended to shave my head live on the show, which I did Friday afternoon.  The hair was getting a little unruly, and I’ve pulled this stunt once before, so I thought why not?  Dare I say, why not?

The theme was Top Five Bald Artists.  Kevin and Jex (Jexcalibur.wordpress.com) brought great lists, and we had a couple of repeat artists.  Friends Peter Kerr, John Clauser, and Jazz King also sent in lists, which Jex read off the top during the hair shaving stunt.  You can read their lists below.

We also unboxed some cool physical product at the start of the show:  Some new stickers from Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, 2Loud2OldMusic, and Tee Bone Man.  A hardcover Guess Who book from friend Robert Lawson.  And a huge BRICK of 8-track tapes from the legendary Tim Durling.  Thank you for your generosity, Tim.  Always.

I’ll be posting a gallery of these new arrivals in a separate post.

Although this wasn’t a serious show, it was a hell of a lot of fun.  Sometimes the strangest topics actually inspire some thoughtful conversation, and that’s what happened here.  All joking and gimmicks aside, there was true appreciation here for these artists, and admiration of their courage to go bald.

Were you able to guess the bald artists in Harrison’s artwork below?  Three of them made our lists, and I revealed the answers live as we arrived at them (plus the fourth Lego artist).

Thank you for watching!

John Clauser from My Music Corner:

5. Sinead O’Connor
4. Michael Barnes (singer for Red)
3. Kenny Greenberg (guitarist for Ashley Cleveland and numerous studio sessions)
2. Luke Easter (singer for Torniquet – Christian thrash metal band)
1. John Bush (Armored Saint / Anthras singer)

Jazz King – singer / songwriter

5. Ivan Moody – Five Finger Death Punch
4. David Draiman – Disturbed
3. Maynard James Keenan – Tool
2. Phil Collins
1. Her husband Rob, singer of Those Guys – classic rock band

Peter Kerr – Rock Daydream Nation

5. Angry Anderson – Rose Tattoo (Australia represent)
4. Skin – Skunk Anansie
3. Tony Martin – Black Sabbath'(he was receding in the 80s!)
2. Rob Halford
1.. Peter Garrett of Midnight Oil…Australia!

Who Are Your Top Five BALD Artists? Grab at Stack of Rock…with a twist! 3:00 PM Friday Afternoon!

GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With Mike and the Jexciter

Episode 35:  Top Five Bald Artists with guest Kevin Simister (Canadian Grooves)

A fun list show is ahead for you today, one and all!  List shows are always popular, and this one is a little different.  Who are you top five favourite bald artists?  Here are some questions I received while putting this show together.

  • Do receding hairlines count? – YES
  • Do shaved heads count?  – YES
  • Do artists who started with full hair but now rock the bald head count? – OF COURSE YES!  I hope we see some skullets on this list.

Joining Jex and I today will be Kevin from Canadian Grooves, a man who knows how to rock the bald head better than most.  We also have guest lists from Jazz King and John Clauser.

BONUS POINTS:  Can you name the four bald artists in Harrison’s amazing Lego art above?

Additionally, we have a load of parcels to unbox!  Including:

And there will be a twist.  Don’t miss this one live.

LIVE Friday Sept 22 at 3:00 P.M. E.S.T. / 4:00 P.M. Atlantic.   Enjoy on YouTube or on Facebook!

#1085: Designated Driver

By the request of Holen.  A sequel to #438:  Drunken Record Store Shenanigans

 

RECORD STORE TALES #1085: Designated Driver

Once in a while, there would come a night when I was out with the wrong (or right!) influences.  Perhaps I wasn’t driving that night, and had a few rum and Cokes.  Captain Morgan’s spiced rum when available, Bacardi only when without options.  These were the rules!  One night I was drinking Caesars at a home party, and it was the last time touched Vodka in two whole decades.  I felt absolutely shit the next morning, like never before!  At that point, I really started to cut down on the drinking.  Now, I might have a beer once every couple years, only socially.  I drink a Caesar once a year on the front porch of the cottage.  It puts me straight to sleep.

In the Record Store days, I was usually the designated driver.  I was fine with that.  I didn’t mind being around intoxicated people.  I was easily entertained by their shenanigans, and I have the memories today to tell the stories.

One year, probably 1998, there was a house party at the Boss’ place.  He had a great back yard for parties.  I usually supplied the boom box.  There would be food, drink, and a couple of the guys would sneak behind the garage to smoke some weed.  One year, Dave “Homer” Holmes brought a couch, and why not?  Dare I say, why not.  The couch was the place to be that year.

1998’s party was the bomb as usual, but I couldn’t stay the whole night this time.  I was heading to the cottage very early the next morning with a friend.  I wasn’t willing to bend on that.  When you only have the cottage for a day and a half, you want to get there before lunch, that’s for sure.  So I made it clear, from the start, to my three passengers:  I am leaving at such-and-such a time.  (I can’t remember exactly, but let’s say 11:00 PM.)  I had a long drive ahead of me the next morning, I explained.  “Are you OK with this?” I asked.  “This means you’ll have to get a ride home with someone else, or leave with me at 11.  Got it?”  Everyone affirmative.  Getting a ride home with someone else wasn’t usually difficult, but if not, you know what?  Taxis and busses.  Either way:  I’m leaving at 11.

The only passenger whom I didn’t know well was the girlfriend of one of my friends.  She seemed OK to me.  I can’t remember her name.  Let’s call her Jane.  She had always been nice to me up to this point.  I’m sure you can guess that when the clock struck 11, she was the one who became a problem.

“Oh just stay another hour…it’s a great party!  Just stay,” she cajoled.  “Just another hour.  One more hour.”

OK.  One more hour.  I enjoyed myself as much as I could, but I was already concerned that one hour would turn into two, into three…

I’ll let you guess what happened next.

At midnight, I announced I was leaving, and if anyone wanted a ride, now was the time.  Jane was irritated by this.  “Why are you ruining this party?  We’re all having a good time, why do you want to ruin it?”

I could not believe what I was hearing.   I went to talk to my two friends alone.  “What the hell guys?  She’s treating me like a piece of shit, and you all knew I was leaving early!”  They were no use.  “Oh that’s just her.”

Needless to say, I wasn’t staying a minute longer.  I drove home, alone.

She broke up with my friend a few weeks later.  And that’s the end of her chapter!

 

 

Saturday Afternoon Playlist for Lego Building

This was our playlist on Saturday June 10 for a rockin’ afternoon of Lego building.  We generally took turns picking songs.

You can really see the differences in our tastes.

  1. AC/DC – Heatseeker – Mike
  2. AC/DC – Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution – Mike and Jen
  3. SOUNDGARDEN – Black Hole Sun – Jen
  4. THE POLICE – Walking On the Moon – Mike
  5. GUNS N’ ROSES – Don’t Cry – Jen
  6. THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS – Man of Constant Sorrow – Mike
  7. QUEEN – Bohemian Rhapsody – Jen
  8. THE BEATLES – All You Need Is Love – Mike
  9. AEROSMITH – Cryin – Jen
  10. JETHRO TULL – The Whistler – Mike
  11. THE TRAGICALLY HIP – Grace Too – Jen
  12. BRUCE COCKBURN – If A Tree Falls – Mike
  13. PEARL JAM – Black – Jen

 

#1064: “Mean People Suck”

RECORD STORE TALES #1064: “Mean People Suck”

Working retail, year after grinding year, can wear you down.  I have friends who have been doing it for over 30 years, and I don’t know how.  I barely lasted ten.  In the end, I checked out before hitting my twelfth anniversary.

I outlasted T-Rev by a couple years.  He had been complaining to me a long, long time about retail.  He managed our Cambridge location.  He was really tiring of the predictable daily routine.  People arguing over prices, condition, or the right of the customer to use our washroom or not.  (Not!)  I worked at his location for many weeks one summer.  They had a cutout from a magazine in the bathroom that said “MEAN PEOPLE SUCK”.  They modified it to read “PEOPLE SUCK”.  Not the kind of thing you want your customers to see.

It was true though.  We were inundated with a such a myriad of stupid and flat-out meanness over the years that it could wear down Mt. Everest to gravel.  I’ve been called an asshole, four-eyes, deaf…and you’re just expected to take it all.  You have to take it with a smile on your face when a customer tries to pull one over on you.  You have to absorb all their rage when you screw up.  Just take it.

I couldn’t always take it.  Some of these guys triggered me and I lashed back verbally.  And I was better at it than any of them.  It happened three times, that I can remember.  And let me tell you, they had it coming!

I paid for it in spades, but they had it coming.

One thing that I blame for this was management’s strict rules about things like returns and reservations.  I didn’t like getting yelled at for accepting returns that I shouldn’t have, so I erred on the side of caution.  I probably could have gotten away with things, like a return without a receipt, and I think other people probably did, but instead I got blasted by customers.  It was kind of a lose/lose.  Having said this, if I remembered the person buying the CD, no problem!  If I didn’t…

Here’s something funny, a lot of customers expected you to remember them.  “Hey!  I’m back!” was a phrase I heard frequently from strangers.  We had regulars that we knew by name, but there were always total strangers who would say, “I was here two weeks, and you sold me a Skynyrd CD, remember?”

When I was a kid, grade 3 or 4, I remember being put in charge of selling things from a table at a school sale.  I had to take change and sometimes make change.  I loved it.  I loved the interaction with the other kids, and all the smiles.  I  think I was only there for an hour, but I felt amazing.  I came home from school that day all aglow, telling my dad that I knew what I wanted to do when I grew up.  It’s a shame the reality didn’t live up to the childhood expectation.

Smiles were infrequent.  You’d think people would be happier buying music.  I am.  On the other hand, just as those customers who berated me on every visit didn’t know me or anything about me, I also did not know them.  Their reasons for their ill tempers were none of my business.

I think we can still all agree on one thing:  mean people suck!

 

#1061: Musical Flashbacks and Flame Throwers (VIDEO)

RECORD STORE TALES #1061: Musical Flashbacks and Flame Throwers

I know how to pick the tunes.

Trip up:  Of course, it had to be High Noon by the Arkells.  Had to be.  That album has become too important to me.  And so we played and I sang along, and really struggled and failed to hit the one “ooo ooo ooo” in “Never Thought That This Could Happen”.  One of many signs of my aging body this weekend.

Three day weekends are really special.  Sure, we didn’t get to finish everything we wanted to.  But we did have fun.  For the first time, we checked out a local shop called the Beef Way.  We picked up a delicious tomahawk steak and some apple pie jam.  Highly recommended.  We are all done with Robert’s Boxed Meats in Kitchener.  For the second time, he sold us steak that had gone bad.  Never again, Robert!  Beef Way has our money now.  Guy was super helpful.

When we arrived on the front porch, it was all about the music once again.  I captured some on video for you to enjoy, and I hope it gives you that “being there” feeling.  The idea this weekend was, once again, to travel back in time.  Listening to albums in the place I first heard them:  the cottage.  Priest…Live!  Misplaced Childhood by Marillion.  White Lion’s Big Game (who Jen understandably confused with Bon Jovi).  This time it just made me glow.

The biggest deal about this weekend was the unprecedented spotting of wildlife!  I managed to capture all of it either on photo or video.  There was a beefy raccoon.  We had a turkey.  There was a beautiful skunk.  Best of all, our fearless little chipmunk friend returned to visit us on both front and back porches.  On Saturday we had a Lego session, and he came right out to help.

A word about Lego:  It sure has changed a lot since we were kids.  Now there are angles for every degree and orientation, slopes we never had before, lots of pieces that have both right and left-handed counterparts, and building techniques that involve going sideways just as often as upwards.  It was challenging for both of us.  But we’re both making progress!  And I thought we’d be done in a weekend….

If YouTube allows the music, then check out my picks.

2023 is off to a banging start!

#1040: The Tag Jar

RECORD STORE TALES #1040: The Tag Jar

As your typical mall music store in the 1990s, we had the usual magnetic tag security system.  The idea was fairly simple.  At the store entrance there was a magnetic detector that you had to pass through.  Our merchandise was tagged with these little magnetic strips, about an inch long.  If you passed one of these strips through the detector by the door, a loud siren would be triggered.  It was one of several loss prevention methods we used.

There were two ways to utilise the security tags.  One was to double up with a re-usable security case.  These cases locked the CD into a longer “long box” length package.  This package was tagged on the inside with the magnetic security system.  At the front counter, a special key would unlock the security case.  You’d then put another CD in there and re-use it.  The other method involved tagging the CD or tape itself, in an inconspicuous place on the spine of the cellophane.  In this case, a special magnetic device behind the counter would “de-tag” the disc.  It was not totally reliable so you wanted to use the device three or four times, running it over the tag.  You wanted to make sure you properly de-tagged the item before the customer left the store.

Since no customer liked setting off the security alarm, it was heavily emphasized:  make sure you de-tag!  And we had a jar where you had to pay a dollar if you were caught checking out a customer without de-tagging.  The boss warned us:  everybody screws this up, it’s just a matter of time until you do.  I was like, nahhh man, not me.  I was hired in July and my first dollar went into the tag jar before Christmas.

The money in the tag jar went towards paying for our annual Christmas dinner.  The boss invited one of his personal friends to join us, which in hindsight seems weird.  It was a nice dinner though, and we worked hard earning it.  My first Christmas there was a busy one and we were both buying and selling discs the whole time, all at one little tiny counter.

The security alarms were loud.  You could hear them down the hallway of the mall, all the way down to the Zellers store.  That’s how I got caught one time.  I was hoping the boss didn’t hear me while he was out doing his bank run, but he did, and I had to pony up my dollar.  I couldn’t remember if I de-tagged the guy or not, which meant I probably didn’t.  But sometimes I swear it was just that the device wasn’t de-tagging properly.  Some box sets also had two or three tags on the shrinkwrap.  There were multiple ways to screw it up.

Thieves always find ways around your best security measures, and ultimately the tags were not worth the cost and were phased out in future stores, in a new and innovative way:  ditching new product almost altogether in favour of a 90% used strategy.  But that’s a whole other story.