I don’t know what kind of workplace books Max the Axe and Nancy Vicious and the Nasty Bitches for their office Christmas party!? The kind I want to work at, obviously. Here’s Max’s lead singer Uncle Meat with the lowdown.
The picture above demontrates what happened when someone I know went to Spain for two weeks!
I catch a little bit of flak at work due to the size of my tupperware containers. OK, they are large, I admit it! When it comes to tupperware, for me it’s the bigger the better. I don’t need a bowl or a plate. I can eat my food right out of it. They tease me about it because I don’t eat much for lunch and the container is so much larger than any of the food inside.
On Thursday, I found a printout on my printer. Somebody specifically took this picture, added the dimensions, and then went to the trouble of printing it directly and anonymously to my printer!
All in good fun of course! I eventually tracked down the culprit. I found this prank hilarious — I hope you do too!
There’s a young guy at work who consistently makes me laugh. He’s uber-intelligent and quirky and does something weekly that just slays me.
For example, he makes sound effects. Sometimes he’s a UFO. The other week he was a pterodactyl. Once he was making sounds and proclaimed, “I’m a propeller!”
The most recent incident happened in the lunch room. I was sitting there beginning to consume my reheated-whatever, when in he walked…backwards. Right to the fridge, reaching behind him trying to open it and get his lunch. I’m sitting there in stitches, unable to eat!
I kept bugging him about it over the following days, calling him “The Backwards Man”.
“I only did that for like 10 seconds!” he protested.
That was a damn funny 10 seconds, man!