Optimus Prime

Grab A Stack of Rock #1: Impromptu Friday Night Stream with Harrison and Mike – Oct 28 2022

GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With Mike and the Mad Metal Man

Episode 1:  Dio – Dreamers Never Die review with Uncle Meat

As I was leaving for work on Friday morning, I thought to myself, “You know, I wonder if Harrison or anybody would feel like going live tonight.  Just shoot the shit for an hour.  It might be a fun way to be social on a Friday night and it only has to be an hour.”

I messaged Harrison in Australia just as he was tucking in for the night, and he graciously agreed to get up early and join me for an impromptu live stream.  Setting his alarm clock, Harrison prepared for our first live show since July!

In this hour we discussed the following subjects:

  1. Lego Optimus Prime
  2. Transformers/Back to the Future Gigawatt
  3. Star Wars Black Series Dark Trooper, Marvel Wakanda Forever Ironheart
  4. Recent Japanese import CD arrivals
  5. New acquisitions by Harrison
  6. Black Sabbath/Ray Gillen – Dio/Craig Goldie
  7. Surprise guest appearance by the Meat Man discussing the Dio movie Dreamers Never Die, and Death Angel/Exodus/Testament live in concert
  8. Meat’s next concert, The Musical Box

This was great fun and I hope to catch up to the guys again in the near future.  Thanks for watching everyone!

REVIEW: LEGO Optimus Prime 10302 (2022)

LEGO Optimus Prime 10302 (2022)

After undergoing a pretty serious dental surgery, I needed something to keep my mind occupied.  I chose Lego’s new 10302 Optimus Prime set, the first fully-transformable Lego figure that you can change without having to add or remove any parts (more on that in a bit).  This set is geared to the 18 and up crowed, contains 1508 pieces, and costs $240 Canadian dollars.  That’s a price per piece of 16 cents a brick, which is not too bad by today’s standards.  Licensing costs money, we have to remember.

The set is broken up into 11 bags (two are numbered “5”) plus one bag for the tires, and a small sticker sheet.  There are only five stickers: his knees/thighs, belt and front fender, and name plate for the display.  The belt/fender piece is the only one that the instructions say to swap out for transformation.  Most people just keep in the piece they like best.  I chose to keep in the fender piece rather than the belt on my final display.  The instructions also tell you to put on the knee/thigh stickers upside down.  Fortunately it’s just a matter of flipping the piece.  Every other detail in the set, such as the autobot logos, head details, and rims are all printed pieces.  There are also some cool brick-built details such as a black arrow on the backpack.

The large instruction book takes you through the build bag by bag, with each bag corresponding to certain components such as chest, legs, or arms.  Aside from some segments where all the parts are darkly coloured and hard to see, the instructions were easy to follow.

As much as the final toy is fun and hefty to handle, the true joy came in the building process.  This was my first Lego build in 15 years, and there are many new parts and therefore new techniques as well.  Studs on the sides, top and bottom.  Interesting new curves and angles that were impossible before.  Small details and technical pieces that didn’t exist before.  Even a brand new faceplate, specifically designed for this set and since exported into other Lego lines.

You start simply, by sticking bricks on top of bricks.  Before too long, something with the dimensions of Prime’s chest starts to emerge, complete with hinges that will enable the transformation later on.  You can see where the arms will go, and you can see where other parts will attach, but it’s not even clear which side is front until you get a little further.  There are plenty of smooth flat plates so that parts can move over each other, but also just for aesthetics.  The final Prime has very few studs at the end of the build, and is mostly smooth and detailed.

As things come together at angles you thought were impossible, it’s actually quite a surprising and enjoyable process.  Your mind is constantly at work, ensuring things are in place.  There is very little tedium, as things are only repeated on the legs and arms, and only repeated once.

Prime is fairly solid, once you learn how to handle him and transform him.  Fortunately if bits fall off, you can just snap them back on.  Optimus is articulated at the head with a socket joint, at the shoulders with a full 360 degree rotation, and outward shoulder joint.  You can also butterfly his shoulders backwards, using the transformation joint.  His hips are fully articulated in and out, backwards and forwards.  His knees will not bend due to the need to keep the figure stable, but they do swivel.  His feet are also on a rocker joint so you can pose Prime with legs slightly spread, but feet still flat on the ground.  He has hands with a swivelling wrist, plus thumb and mitten movement.  You can modify the hands by removing one piece, to get all three fingers moving independently.

Optimus comes with a few accessories, which are built after the main figure.  This part is total anti-climax and really should have come at the beginning, or middle, of the process.  To come at the end is just not at all satisfying.  But you get Prime’s matrix of leadership, which fits in his chest compartment via opening windshield.  You get his excellent ion blaster, a really remarkable piece when you look at that stock and how the gray inner detail comes together. This piece attaches to his arm, while his hand appears to be holding the gun’s grip.  You get one pink transparent energon cube that you will never use for anything, and a pretty clunky orange energy axe.  This axe can be attached by removing either of Prime’s hands, and inserting a black technic bar into a ready-made hole.  Finally, Optimus Prime comes with his name plate for display, and that extra belt/fender piece that you can swap out if you so choose.

Minor quibbles aside, Prime was an excellent way to spend two days of recovering from surgery.  The final figure is large, heavy, and looks more like a toy.  He is easy to transform and works very similarly to the original 1984 toy.  His finish with printed details and silver bits looks quite high-end.  And it should, for that price.

5/5 stars

 

 

 

 

#1017: Post-Op

It certainly seems appropriate that my first album post-surgery is Lick It Up!

Tom Petty would have worked as well, since “The Waiting Is the Hardest Part”.  That was certainly true.  I woke up at 3 AM this morning and I was raring to go.  I got a couple more hours’ sleep after that, but was up again well before 6 AM just wanting to get on with the day.  Get it over with!

Extraction was scheduled for 8 AM.  Dr. McCann’s office in Kitchener Waterloo — nothing but praise.  Fantastic people.  Wonderful nurses, terrific doctor.  I said “I’m probably in the top ten chickens you’ve ever had.”  No problem.

I sat down in the chair.  They attached all the monitors and accoutrements.  I asked if I looked cool.

The IV going in was the hardest part.  They said there were a few stages to the drugs, and first they would take the edge off the anxiety.  I asked the nurse to just keep talking to me.  We talked about my work, she kept asking me interested questions.  And that’s the last thing I remember.

I don’t even really remember waking up.  I remember being light on my feet with a face stuffed full of gauze.  I remember feeling confident to stand, and then to slowly walk.  By the time I was in the car, I was talking slowly but back to my old self.

I’ve been sitting here chillaxing at my parents’ house today, tired but not sleepy.  My dad made me a nice lunch of orzos.  Tonight my mom is making home made mac n’ cheese.  We watched Spiderman: No Way Home together.  My dad thought the idea of three Spidermen was kind of goofy; he only likes Tobey.  My mom seemed to understand most of it.  I had fun.

It has been about six hours since I left the dentist and I’m still really frozen.

I have this awesome Optimus Prime set to build.  I’ll save it for when I’m back in my own home.  I’m a little swollen.  I was hoping for more actually!

I’m doing OK.

Thanks for your support!

 

#1016: Pre-Op

I really don’t give a shit what people say.  “Oh it’s no big deal, I had a tooth out last week.”  Well to me it’s a big deal.  I’ve had teeth out before too, but never so seriously that they are advising five days of complete rest afterwards.  Five days seems serious, right?

I was advised to treat myself to something nice to look forward to after the surgery, so after a lacklustre trip to Toys R Us (which apparently Rob Daniels didn’t know could be shortened to TRU!) I placed an Amazon order.  And I ordered this sexy beast of a set.

It’s the first ever fully transformable Lego set, and it’s Optimus Prime himself. This toy has been getting (mostly) rave reviews so I decided this should be my get-well present to keep myself occupied. It has been about 15 years since I last purchased a Lego set.  It will be fun to see how much the system has changed since I was into it.

So that was Sunday.  Monday was a bit of a shit-show.  Jen had three seizures, two of them in bed.  I barely slept last night, but I made it through work today and now I’m off until next week.  Poor girl really suffered yesterday.  I worry about taking care of her during recovery.  My parents will be pitching in to help since I won’t be able to do it all by myself.

I’ve been lucky to have plenty of support from friends.  They know who they are!

Tomorrow’s the day.  I’m scheduled for 8 AM.  If I can, I will update you as soon as possible.  I would like to record funny videos of swollen cheeks and muffled speech but I guess we shall see what I’m in for.

Wish me luck!

Sunday Chuckle: Optimus Poo!

We were out having lunch with a buddy and his kids the other day.  We love his kids.  The seven year old boy, who loves Transformers as much as I do, is a good kid.

As we sat in the Boston Pizza waiting for our food, the boy was playing with his brand new Optimus Prime figure.  We were all sharing stories of things we did that got us in trouble as kids.  That’s when the little boy shared his own.

You see, pooing just takes too long.  He likes to grab some toilet paper, get a grip and pull that sucker out manually.

I laughed so hard I could barely breathe!

Thanks for the chuckle, Optimus Poo!

COMIC REVIEW: Transformers #14 w/ Bruce Springsteen / “Brick Springstern”

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I’d like to dedicate this unusual review to Aaron who is the biggest Boss fan I know.

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THE TRANSFORMERS – “Rock and Roll-Out!”  (Marvel comics, issue #14, March 1986)

Written by Bob Budianski

Remember that one outdoor Bruce Springsteen concert back in March of ’86, when the Autobots saved the day?…No?

Well, clearly you weren’t reading Marvel’s original Transformers comic series back then.  Issue #14, March 1986, featured just such a mash-up, only with a slightly different twist.  While some real-life people, most notably Richard Branson, had appeared on the pages as themselves, Bruce appeared as the similar-monikered Brick Springstern (also spelled “Springhorn” on one page!), with his Tenth Avenue Band.  The band came complete with an afro-sporting Max Weinberg, and Clarence Clemons himself, going by his nickname the Big Man.

Brick’s songs included the smash hits:

  • “Dancing in the Night”
  • “Born in America”
  • Something referencing Margarita

…and presumably many more familiar sounding tunes!

In this issue’s tale, the Autobots are replenishing their ranks after the devastating events of issue #12.  Optimus Prime has revived “memory engrams” of five Autobots:  Hoist, Tracks, Skids, Smokescreen, and Grapple, and puts them in new bodies.  Optimus sends four of the five (holding Grapple behind, in order to build Omega Supreme, who appears in issue #19) out with Bumblebee on a training mission.

It is while getting gas on this mission that Skids discovers that he loves the music of Brick Springstern/Bruce Springsteen!  “This Springstern produces a most intriguing sound,” says Skids, as he sets his radio to the correct “coordinates”.  Soon, however, the Autobots discover that Decepticon commander Shockwave plans on harvesting the sound energy from that night’s Springsteen…err, Springstern concert for his own evil uses!  This unlikely plot serves to bring the Autobots closer to Springstern, by attending the concert themselves, in the parking lot!

Shockwave’s “energy siphon” actually removes the sound from the concert, converting it into “energon cubes”!  The audience isn’t happy!  Hoist disconnects the siphon, triggering a Decepticon attack!

The autobots transform into robot mode to protect the audience from Decepticons Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker.  Luckily the audience (improbably) thinks it’s all part of the show.  Hoist instructs Bruce…err, Brick, to keep playing music to keep the audience from panicking!  Brick and the Big Man launch into the next song, and the ploy works to keep the crowd enthralled and distracted from the missiles exploding over their heads.  Even the arrival of Shockwave, in the form of a friggin’ 40 foot long laser gun, doesn’t seem to alarm the crowd.  The Autobots defeat the bad ‘bots, and leave Brick to finish the concert.  The show must go on…

The plot is loaded with massive holes.  Earlier in the story, Autobot medic Ratchet is complaining that he doesn’t have enough spare parts, even gaskets, to keep the wounded ‘Bots from leaking to death.  Then, a page or two later, there’s five brand new bodies built for the new Autobots, aka new toys that Hasbro had to sell.  Then there’s the siphoning of the music from the concert to create energon, when the Decepticons could have just stolen the electricity itself.

Not a great issue, but since it introduced five new toys, as a kid I was happy with it.

2.5/5 stars

The comic has been reissued several times, notably by IDW As Transformers Generations #3, and again in the collection Transformers Classics #2.