Always nice to repost a seasonal classic.Β Enjoy this Halloween tale.
RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 241: Β Halloween, KISS style!
Our annual inventory count fell on October 31. Β For five years straight, I never got to dress up, hand out candy, or do anything fun on Halloween because I was too busy counting discs and CD towers! Β However in the early days, this wasn’t the case. Β Halloween 1996 was actually a pretty good one.
Like most malls, ours had a few Halloween contests. Β T-Rev entered the store in the Pumpkin Carving category. Β He and I came up with the plan to do a Kiss pumpkin. Β T-Rev, the store owner’s brother, and myself gathered in my mom’s workshop in the basement. My mom had plenty of paint, and I was good at drawing the Kiss makeup designs. Β T-Rev had the idea to make the pumpkin Gene Simmons, and figured out how to make a pumpkin tongue stick out. Β I must say he did an amazing job.
The first step was to spray paint the pumpkin white. Β One of the guys did the cutting. Β Then, I drew the Demon design with a black magic marker. Β We thought the nose needed to be more three-dimensional, so I cut it out a bit. Β Together, we began colouring in Gene’s makeup. Β We needed something to define the eyes of Gene, and T-Rev thought of using pumpkin seeds. Β We added a wig, and voila!
T-Rev propped Gene up on the magazine stand outside the store. Β Immediately we started getting compliments, and the response was pretty unanimous: Β We had done the best job in the entire mall.
Unfortunately, the judges didn’t base their ratings on who had done the best job. Β They were only marking the results, whether the store employees did the pumpkins themselves or not! Β A store that hired a professional carver won first place. Β We came in second. Β There was no prize for second. Β T-Rev and I considered that to be cheating. Β Cheatie-cheatertons.
The contest was over, and not too soon: Β the pumpkin had begun to rot, as pumpkins do. Β That didn’t stop a customer from coming in on November 1st and offering him $10 for it. Β T-Rev accepted his gracious offer, even though the thing would be turning horrific in a day or two. Β A fool and his money, right T-Rev?
By 1997, the store had moved out of the mall. Β This was our last pumpkin carving contest, but at least we had the satisfaction of winning the popular vote. Β As far as I’m concerned, we went out on top. Β My personal consolation prize was later on, Halloween 2006. Β By this time I had moved on to United Rentals. Β They took Halloween very, very seriously at United Rentals! Β I dressed up as Paul Stanley, and this time, I finally won first prize!

