WTF Search Terms V: Bodily functions edition
All of these are search terms that people typed into Google, and wound up on my site. Today the theme is “bodily functions”. If you missed the last one, be sure to click here!
- “peeing” rowboat
- shiting on top of a shit
- shit into hand while in shower
- poo
- guy pissing in doorway
- boy holding poop in
- poo pictures
- poo in the door way
- poop in the shower post
- when to wash your hands pinterest
“When to wash your hands”? Definitely after all of that!
I couldn’t figure out a music video to put with this, so let’s go with “TV Dinners” by ZZ Top, since that often will cause you to need to perform search term #4.
mikeladano.com 
#5 sorta makes sense in that somebody may have been led to the infamous “Open Door Piss.” As for the others…. I can’t fathom how those search terms led anybody do you. Then again, I can’t fathom why anybody would search for those terms in the first place.
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Yeah, it’s the searching in this case that is most troublesome. Who needs to look up shitting on top of a shit?
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Isn’t #2 sort of like double dipping? Hadn’t seen that TV Dinner vid in decades!!
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TV Dinners is kind of a weird vid for that period of ZZ Top isn’t it? No car etc.
Yeah I suppose #2 could be called double dipping. Eww.
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I think in descending order of disturbingness:
1) These terms are being searched
2) These search terms somehow link back to your Music blog (not sure if any of the 10 count as ‘musical’)
3) Based on the brief description the google search results page provides, the searchers felt mikeledano.com would be where all their poop-related questions would be answered!
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All true Stephen. And the sad thing is, I’ve talked about poop so much, they might in fact find the answers they’ve been looking for.
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haha – I never picked up on the scatological content before, I suppose with the music/store tales you were talking about it must have been contextually appropriate so I didn’t notice!
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Contextually important? Possibly. I’ve discussed a time when I pooped my own pants at work.
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That one would be a stretch – and likely the post that drives the google search poop seekers to your site!
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Had to know this would all lead to LeBrain. Hahahaha.
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I would like to re-post a tweet I received today from @craigfee:
LeBrain’s readership clearly has a poo fetish. RT @MikeLadano
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