She asks me why, I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low, don’t ask me why, don’t know
It’s not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin’
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my HAIR
Lookin’ sharp – and good tune choice!
In case you have any hecklers, 54-40 may provide a comeback with their song “this is my haircut – it’s not a mistake!”
Welcome to the baldies, dude. I shave because I have to, unless I wanna look like a monk. I don’t. It really doesn’t bother me, but I doubt that I would shave my head if I had all my hair left. What bugs me the most is that I don’t get to choose the haircut.
Getting older is a bitch when you have hair growing everywhere but the place where it should grow…
On the other hand I’m saving a good buck on schampoo and conditioners.
Just like Noonan said to D’Annunzio in Caddyshack, “Fight it Baby”
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I’ve never seen the movie, I don’t know what that means :)
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ohmygodyouhavetowatchcaddyshacknownownow!
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Like now now. Not yesterday. Now.
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Welcome to the club, Dude! Been shaving my head since 1993 and ain’t ever going back.
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I’ll probably grow it in for a month and see how it looks.
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She asks me why, I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low, don’t ask me why, don’t know
It’s not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin’
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my HAIR
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Whoa! Isaac Hayes!
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I know eh? I had two people ask for my autograph yesterday.
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Watch out for the bald brigade(bald brigade)
Oh no, its the bald brigade(bald brigade)
Look out for the bald brigade
Leading you away, away, away.
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HAHAH oh OK I watched a clip or two on youtube.
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I almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was gettin’ kinda long
I could-a said, it was in my way…
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That’s it exactly except I did cut it. Uncle Richard says I look “tough” :)
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All in the name of Sausagefest…it was really long!
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Wait…that’s what she said lmao
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Lookin’ sharp – and good tune choice!
In case you have any hecklers, 54-40 may provide a comeback with their song “this is my haircut – it’s not a mistake!”
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Thanks buddy!
It feels GREAT to not be sweating under all my hair.
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Good look, bro! ;)
I’m getting my hair in shape for winter already. Long long, long. Like a wooly mammoth.
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NICE. Very good. I just couldn’t do it anymore. This is going to be a hot summer, I think.
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Welcome to the baldies, dude. I shave because I have to, unless I wanna look like a monk. I don’t. It really doesn’t bother me, but I doubt that I would shave my head if I had all my hair left. What bugs me the most is that I don’t get to choose the haircut.
Getting older is a bitch when you have hair growing everywhere but the place where it should grow…
On the other hand I’m saving a good buck on schampoo and conditioners.
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Dude, people are starting to call my Yoda for the amount of hair coming out of my ears!
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