I have joined the Bald Brigade

It gets hot in the valley. I’ll be in the valley in two weeks and I need to be prepared. This is the first step. Let’s rock!


  1. She asks me why, I’m just a hairy guy
    I’m hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright
    I’m hairy high and low, don’t ask me why, don’t know
    It’s not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin’
    Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
    Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
    Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
    Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
    Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
    Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
    A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
    A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
    For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
    I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
    Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
    Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
    Powered, flowered and confettied
    Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied
    Hair, flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow, my HAIR

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  2. Watch out for the bald brigade(bald brigade)
    Oh no, its the bald brigade(bald brigade)
    Look out for the bald brigade
    Leading you away, away, away.

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  3. Welcome to the baldies, dude. I shave because I have to, unless I wanna look like a monk. I don’t. It really doesn’t bother me, but I doubt that I would shave my head if I had all my hair left. What bugs me the most is that I don’t get to choose the haircut.
    Getting older is a bitch when you have hair growing everywhere but the place where it should grow…
    On the other hand I’m saving a good buck on schampoo and conditioners.


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