JESUS CHRIST – Jesus Christ (1994 Hypnotic)
Jesus Christ were formerly a glam band; a really decent glam band called Attitude. You may recall their video on Much for “Tear The Walls Down”. I still have their indi cassette, and some of the songs on it were pretty good. Grunge then came and went, and Attitude decided to toughen up, and go full-on metal. They changed their name to Jesus Christ for attention, which didn’t really work.
You can find this CD in just about every clearance bin in the province. I paid $24.99 at HMV in 1994 without hearing a note; a decade later I was clearing these out of my bargain bin for 99 cents.
Musically this is really heavy, poorly produced detuned sludge-thrash metal circa 1994 when you weren’t allowed to have catchy riffs or solos anymore. Lots of screaming vocals, not a lot of catchy parts or memorable songs. Downtuned guitars and pseudo-metal grooves are the norm here. It kind of reminds me of an early 90’s version of St. Anger. Headache inducing, harsh, not a lot of melody or songcraft.
Best tunes:
- “Peace By Piece” (angry song…rahr!)
- “I Hate” (another angry one, rahr rahr! but with some dynamics)
- “Ace of Spades” (yes, a Motorhead cover)
And that’s pretty much it. The rest is one chugging detuned song into the other.
2/5 stars



Hmmm. That’s a stinker of a name for a band.
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
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Hahaha and begins another deluge of Lebowski quotes over at Lebrains? ;)
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Sure why not? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I… this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it’s not just, it might not be just such a simple… uh, you know?
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I just wanna know who pissed on my rug, man.
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The chinaman is not the issue Dude!
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Maybe they could have done with some keyboards.
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In all honesty, keyboards would have helped. So would a producer, outside songwriters, and a different singer :)
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hahahaha ouch.
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It is not often in one’s life that this is said of down-tuned grunge…
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I have never, ever seen this album anywhere. I am king of the bargain bins (in my own mind) and I think I’d remember a CD named after ol’ JC. Weird. Ah well, from your write-up, it doesn’t sound like I missed much…
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We saw it in Taranna last time, or at least I did.
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I’m not recalling it, but that doesn’t mean much. There was so much goodness on which to focus…
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Yeah and even if you had noticed it, I would have strongly encouraged you to PUT THE CD DOWN…
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Keep going, it’ll start to seem like a challenge to me! Drunk review time? :)
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Do eeet!
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All of this is new to me!
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Keep it that way ;)
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I think I will!
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Do not disobey the Jesus.
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I think I seen a add for this in MEAT Magazine at the time…I thought well there’s a way to sell yourself…obviously that did not work for em…..
Great flashback article Mike..sometimes I feel like I’m in a time machine with your reviews!
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I should have scanned the M.E.A.T article. Damn! I didn’t think of it. I have it here, somewheres.
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Now let us pray…that no one buys this CD…Can I get an AMEN up in here!?!
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AMEN!
Yup, consider the 2/5 a generous rating, and consider yourselves all warned.
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JESUS CHRIST that was a shitty record…
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LOL! I like these puns.
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JESUS CHRIST, they’re asking for jokes, calling themselves that…
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Yeah they kind of were. They said the name was an attempt to get people to listen, but I don’t think it worked.
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Hah, …they’re certainly not going to worship $.99 Jesus Christ…
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The one CD that I really couldn’t get rid of, even more than this one, was the Backstreet Boys first US album. I had a box full of them…probably 50 copies. I ended up having to throw about half of them out.
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I’m here all night..try the veal…lmao
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Mine’s undercooked. Where’s Chef Ramsey? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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Chef Ramsey would say to Jesus Christ, “Are you taking the piss with this CD?!”
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He would! I read that this season of Kitchen Nightmares will be the last. He just can’t take it anymore!
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He kills me. Hilarious!
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Me too. I wish he cooked more on his own shows. He makes it look so easy.
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What’s the opposite of LUXURY CHRIST? 99 cent Christ!
Maybe if they had fucking keyboards on it, it would have been good.
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Agreed. I don’t know why they didn’t call you.
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Ted Nugent talkin’ trash again.
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