WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXII: Dicks Get Clicks edition
I’ll admit it with no shame: Sometimes I insert certain phrases into reviews, hoping they will eventually garner some hits from bizarre search terms. I did that this week with my Ozzy Osbourne: Ozzmosis review. Trying to strike while the iron was still hot, I claimed that Rick Wakeman’s organ sound on the album was “bigger than Orlando Bloom’s wang”. This may or may not even be true.
Only a day later, I got my first hit for this. The evidence is below.
I admit I’m getting some smug satisfaction from this. Dicks get clicks. At least if they belong to Orlando Bloom (and therefore, by extension, Katy Perry).
A safely anonymous friend of mine said, “I came across the uncensored versions. Oh my. I never thought twice about Orlando being hot or whatever, but dayum. I guess I just needed a mouth…errr eye opener.” I guess lots of people will be searching for Orlando Bloom’s wang.
Here are nine more search terms from recent weeks, none of them nearly as classy as Orlando Bloom’s wang.
- shit hand in shower
- shower poop guy
- russian milf
- www . fuck animals . com
- porn mcgangbang
- marilyn manson sucking dick pictures
- guy porn fuck she male real play mp4 down
- videos of trailer park aex partes
Thanks for joining us for these fucked-up search terms. Whose wang will it be next month? Who knows?