Hi! I’m Mike!
As readers generally know by now, my radio friend Craig over at 107.5 DaveRocks has nicknames for most of his listeners. He also likes to claim that he has “only 3.5 regular listeners” according to the last surveys. I’m one, and there’s another one named “Ass Kisser Mike”. Sometimes people mix the two of us up. I’ve met Ass Kisser Mike. He’s a really nice guy. We actually met recently at a protest. (You can read all about that here.) At the time, I jokingly said that we should take a picture together to prove we’re not the same person. However there was a lot going on and we never took the picture.
Fast forward to the April 12 2017 instalment of the Craig Fee Show. Another Mike called in, a new Mike. Craig feigned disbelief, he couldn’t have three callers named Mike out of 3.5 listeners, could he? This led Craig to start the rumour that I and Ass Kisser Mike are the same person. Fake news! He also speculated that Ass Kisser Mike’s righteous beard may be fake. And of course, I could not produce a photo of the two of us together.
I assure you, my faithful readers. LeBrain and Ass Kisser Mike are two different people. One day I’ll get a photo to prove it!
Not an actual photo of LeBrain and Ass Kisser Mike