GETTING MORE TALE #823: A Cure for The Cult
The Cult were big in highschool. “Fire Woman” debuted in the spring of ’89. It was an instant hit. Their momentum continued through the fall with “Edie (Ciao Baby)” and into the following year with “Sweet Soul Sister”. There was no stopping The Cult! With a new unknown drummer named Matt Sorum, The Cult toured the world and cleared up any remaining confusion that this was indeed a rock band.
The only Cult confusion that remained might have been with my friend Danesh.
I discovered that we both liked The Cult. I recall his amusement at the lyrics for “New York City” off Sonic Temple. In particular he thought the aggrandizement “Hell’s Kitchen is a DMZ” was pretty funny. It might have had something to do with the annual school trip to New York, that we didn’t attend but a friend of ours did. Their bus was broken into and they had their stuff stolen. Not particularly funny in and of itself, but I think we were amused because of who it happened to: The legendary Brett Bowerman of Brett-Lore fame. Indeed, in our highschool comic strip, the Geography teacher Mr. Robinson went to New York City to find a missing Brett! This was inspired by us assuming Brett would get lost in New York and left behind. In our sketches, Ian Astbury himself made a cameo. This happened in a chapter titled “Brett Lore III: Brett Takes Manhattan”. In one panel, we find the Ayatollah Khomeini, a dead cat, and Skid Row (presumably because I didn’t know the difference between New York and New Jersey). The Cult’s logo was scrawled on a wall, but scratched out. Hell’s Kitchen is a DMZ after all!
Note that Elvis visited New York in 1989, apparently. I also like that you can actually identify each Skid Row member by appearance alone.
Adding to the comedy, I recall that Brett purchased a samurai sword in New York. I don’t remember if it was among the stolen possessions. I think it probably was.
Back to the Cult. Danesh was getting into rock music and wasn’t as well educated in the fine art of electric guitar as I was. I think it’s very possible that he accidentally bought Disintegration by The Cure, confusing them with The Cult. I do know that Danesh was terribly embarrassed about owning that Cure CD. Compact discs were a new thing, and he owned up to having The Cure when we were listing some of the CDs that were in our collections. I asked if he owned any discs that had “bonus tracks”. The Cure did — two in fact. That’s when he told me about it. But he refused to tell me how he got it. I had the Cure/Cult mixup theory, but he never confirmed nor denied. To this day, 30 years later, I still don’t know!
Danesh really hated that Cure album. When my family had a garage sale in 1991, he handed me the Cure CD to get rid of. The garage sale was his only hope. I put a sticker on there that said “BONUS TRACKS” and priced it at $12. That was about half as much as you’d pay new. But too much for garage salers. I dropped it to $10 but no go.
Danesh was heartbroken when I returned the disc to him the following Monday.
“I would have been fine with a lower price if you called to tell me it wasn’t selling.”
Well, shit. Sorry man.
I did feel bad. I would have preferred selling it for him too. But he still wouldn’t tell me why he owned it! Was it a gift? Did he like one song and then hate the rest? Did he freak out when he saw what they looked like? I remember his reaction the first time he saw a photo of Night Songs-era Cinderella. It wasn’t positive! The only album he owned was Heartbreak Station. He didn’t know about Cinderella’s glam past and he wouldn’t let it go!
But these are just guesses. For whatever reasons, Danesh would never tell me why he owned Disintegration by The Cure, nor would he tell me why he was ashamed of it.
As a final explanation, I’m going to go with the Cure/Cult mixup and consider this case closed. An understandable mistake like that can be easily forgiven.