A wise man once said, “Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you’re gonna get.”  @MarriedandHeels declined to participate for her scheduled time slot.  I booked this afternoon off for her.  I won’t mislead you, or her fans, about what happened.  We had a disagreement last week regarding her “new direction” (topless Fridays) and my willingness to watch.  If you ask her, she’ll tell you the same story.  The disagreement was so severe that I had to cancel my Metallica episode that I planned for that night.  As for the following week, I had already booked May 12 off for her to do Grab A Stack of Rock.  It gets better….

@MarriedandHeels was still welcome to appear on this episode that was meant to be hers, and she declined to show up.  Why?  Because she scheduled her own stripshow at the same time on OnlyFans.  However, the gods disapproved, and she failed due to technical issues!  She could have joined me, but karma and the universe worked together to spite her.   Oh well!  Hope she enjoyed her day at home alone, not making any money or having any fun with us.  Yes, I’m a little bitter that this happened.  We are still friends, but this has undoubtedly changed our relationship, permanently.

So, this week’s box of chocolates includes some sweet surprise guests!  Jex Russell co-hosted, and harpist Grace Scheele dropped by for a bit to talk about her cassette tape Landings.  The end result is one of my favourite shows!  Top ten?

Max the Axe’s garage sale scores were the main focus of the show, with a second on cottage stories and musical memories.  We told the previously unrevealed tale of Max’s carbon monoxide detector collection.  We tributed the man himself with song after song, going over two hours!

Best of all:  a first.  A chipmunk visiting the show, captured on camera, live.  Twice.  And animal lover @MarriedandHeels could have been there for it.

Life is like a box of chocolates indeed!  I say, eat on.  The No More Heels tour of 2023 begins!