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REVIEW: Sammy Hagar – Musical Chairs (1977)

SAMMY HAGAR – Musical Chairs (1977 Capitol)

A second album in 1977 for Sammy Hagar!  Swiftly following his self-titled record, Sammy was back with another collection of originals and covers featuring Bill Church and Alan Fitzgerald.  New to the band this time out were drummer Denny Carmassi, and Gary Pihl on guitar.  With Denny on board, it’s Montrose without Ronnie.

This review is based on my notes for an excellent episode of Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, and so does not follow my usual review format.  By all means, check out his Sammy Hagar book Red On Black for more details.  Let’s take ’em all track by track.

1. “Turn Up the Music” (John Carter, Sammy Hagar 3:35)

One of the Sammy songs I have known for ages, being on a 1989 “special markets” compilation called Turn Up the Music!  Very cool intro guitar lick, one of Sammy’s catchiest solo tracks.  Cool lyrics referencing the working day, and shouting out to past rockers like “Johnny B Goode”.  An ode to music making you feel better, helping you get through the day.  “Heavy metal music, oh that feels alright.”

2. “It’s Gonna Be All Right” (Hagar 4:11)

Laid back with cool synth riff by Fitz, and great punchy horn section.  Catchy and fun.  Youthful.  “We may be young, but we are strong, we can’t be wrong.  We’ve only just begun to be right!”  I remember feeling that way!  The horn section really gives the song a unique flavour for hard rock, and it just blasts!

3. “You Make Me Crazy” (Hagar 2:47)

Lovely little ballad with great keyboards and female backing vocals.  Very mellow in a 70s sense.  I picture a wintry chalet with a fire roaring.  Tommy Bolin vibes, circa “Sweet Burgundy”.  While it doesn’t really fit the Hagar oeuvre (especially on an album featuring the lyric “heavy metal music”), I do like this song.  Maybe it would be called adult contemporary in some circles…but not mine.

4. “Reckless” (Hagar 3:32)

One of Sammy’s heaviest!  Smokes from start to finish.  Guitar/organ riff is killer.  Heavy metal music indeed!  A true head banger.  Primitive Hagar music, with all the punches intact.

5. “Try (Try to Fall in Love)” (Norman Des Rosiers 3:11)

A cover of a sappy piano ballad.  Full of strings and adornments, flutes, and woodwinds, but a bit too mushy.  No rock.  Very lush, and Sammy attempts a nice falsetto, but it’s not a favourite.  And that song title?  It reminds me of “Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You (Tonight)” by Spinal Tap.  Why “Try (Try)”?  Why?  Oh that’s too much now.

6. “Don’t Stop Me Now” (Carter, Hagar 3:12)

Back to form, thankfully!  Nice crunchy simple riff here, and catchy guitar licks.  Punchy, simple and crunchy.  Nice chorus.  Listen for “red” reference – “I’m turnin’ red.”  This one strikes me as Kiss outtake quality.  Think Simmons’ Vault.

7. “Straight from the Hip Kid” (Liar cover – Norman Tager, Paul Travis 3:09)

Funky clavinet is a nice touch; thanks Fitz!  This is a cover tune by Liar, a contemporary 70s band who put out their own version of the track two years earlier.  Hard rocking, but with a slight touch of funk.

8. “Hey Boys” (Hagar 2:50)

OK song.  Light but not particularly memorable.  Chorus feels like it doesn’t fit.  Good keyboard solo work, very atmospheric.  “We’re all playin’ musical chairs, of but a change is gonna come,” lyric comes from this song.  Nice light rock.  Yacht rock?

9. “Someone Out There” (Hagar 3:01)

Enjoy the upbeat rock stylings of this song.  Light background organ is very nice.

10. “Crack in the World” (Hagar 5:11)

Slow rocker.  Goes epic in a soft kind of way, but the chorus doesn’t quite fit, which is a problem plaguing this record.  Good keyboard and guitar solos for what it is.  Kind of ends prematurely.

Not a spectacular album, with only two real serious rockers.  There are a few good light rockers too, but fans expecting the “Heavy Metal” Hagar will be sorely left with something they won’t understand.

3/5 stars

 

 

 

REVIEW: 58 – Diet For A New America (2000)

58 – Diet For A New America (2000, Americoma Records)

58:  Nikki Sixx and Dave Darling with Steve Gibb (son of Barry) and somebody called Bucket Baker.

It’s a tell-tale sign when a member of Motley Crue names an album after a Vegan health book! This album has no teeth. It also has no songs to speak of.  I guess Nikki and Darling took a random approach to the record, to be really experimental, and that’s cool.  It doesn’t mean the results were any good to listen to though.

It’s been…man, probably close to 20 years since I sold this CD. I did give it a try. I was exploring all kinds of music at the time from Zappa to Prodigy to Miles Davis but this is just loaded with non-songs and electro-techno-crapology.  There was only one song that I liked, which was called “Piece of Candy”.  It’s like…bad Beck, I guess.  I also remember a very lame spoken word thing called “El Paso” which sounded like an outtake from Alex Lifeson’s Victor album — but not as good lyrically or musically.

There is one cover:  “Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan.  (Radio Station Girl loved that stupid song.)  There is also a re-released “Song To Slit Your Wrist By”, a Japanese Generation Swine bonus track.

I’ve read some people praising this album for being “different”. No, it’s not different. It’s different from Motley Crue. But, unfortunately, there were a hundred bands peddling this techno-rock-junk at the time.  Does Nikki Sixx chase trends, or not?  Well, here’s 58 to add credence to his theory.

1.5/5 stars.

REVIEW: “Alien Facehugger” – LEGO 31162 “Cute Bunny” alternate build (2025)

LEGO Cute Bunny 31162 “Alien Facehugger” – alternate build (2025)

I’m certain that normally, the Lego Creator 31162 “Cute Bunny” set would make an adorable centerpiece for your Easter display.  I had no intention of using it as-is.  No friends, for a wise Lego fan realized early on that you can do a complete alternate build with this set, not listed in the instructions.  Normally, with the instructions included, you’d either be building a bunny, a baby seal, or a deer.  With the alternate instructions, you can build a Facehugger from Alien with no additional pieces!

In fact you’re left with enough pieces to perhaps build the decimated remains of an Alien Egg to go with your Facehugger.  Or, at least a carrot and a flower.

The build itself was very Lego-like.  The instructions are laid out exactly like official instructions, each page showing the piece counts for the piece you need to find.  There were a few steps that felt un-Lego like, but I just did those steps in my own way.  My instructions had a few errors and missed pieces compared to the photos, and there was one major error where the pieces were placed in the wrong order.  I had to rip the bottom details apart to get the sides on, because the sides should have gone on first.  It’s impossible to do it the way it was shown in the instructions I used.  (I also added some leftover pieces from mine for more detail.)  Finally, perhaps it was the screen I was using, but greens looked yellow and it was hard to tell pinks from beige in the instructions.

The final toy has some movement in each leg, plus a poseable tail.  It’s fragile.  The legs are as flimsy as they appear, but that is to be expected.  In an official Lego set, there would likely be more flat plates to sturdy them up, but a Lego Creator set always uses only what’s in the main model (the bunny) to build the alternate models.  In that spirit, this set is perfect.

I may never build the bunny.

4/5 stars

 

REVIEW: Rush – Rush 50 (2025)

RUSH – Rush 50 (2025 Mercury)

Don’t try to do any math and figure why Rush 50 is out in 2025 instead of 2024.  What matters is:  Rush 50 is out.  It is stunning, both sonically and visually.  The box art by Hugh Syme fits right in that Rush mold, akin to Chronicles.  That’s to say nothing of the hardcover book inside, which we will discuss later on.  The design is excellent.  In the back, the CDs peek out of thee sleeve like golden coins.  It’s just a really cool looking, and sounding, box set.  The remastering here is terrific.  Geddy’s bass is wonderfully separate from the guitars, and you can really hear the details as you remember them.  Brilliant job here.

Rush 50‘s four discs follow roughly chronologically.  They include a generous number of live tracks, which is not at all to the detriment of this set.  Some of the live tracks come from other box sets, from live albums, and some are rare or unreleased versions.  “Garden Road” is one long desired by Rush fans, though “Fancy Dancer” is conspicuous by its absence.  (Don’t assume this is the last collection that Rush will release.)

In the days of downloading via Bittorrent, I found crappy vinyl rips of Rush’s first single “Not Fade Away” / “I Can’t Fight It”.  I burned them to a CD, and lamented that this would likely be the only “physical” copy of the single that I would ever own.  15 or 20 years later, this new anthology-style box set Rush 50 includes the single as the first two tracks on disc one.  To finally have these songs, officially, physically, and sounding so full and rich compared that that old CDr, it scratches that itch that I have as a collector.  If I could afford that first single, I’d have it already.  This will do even better, because it’s clean and digitally perfect.  It’s also quaint.  The almost psychedelic echo on “Not Fade Away” is a detail I didn’t remember.

Similarly, about 15 years ago Rush released the “Vault Edition” of the track “Working Man” for a limited time on iTunes.  I burned that to a CD too.  Now it is here physically, along with another “Vault Edition” of “The Trees” that I was unaware of.  Now we have both on CD.  Itch scratched once again.

Wisely, Rush made sure some of the biggest hits that people want are studio versions:  “Closer to the Heart”, “Tom Sawyer”, and “Subdivisions” for example.  Joe Average, who just wants a cool box set instead of all the albums, often ends up complaining when bands out live versions instead of studio versions of the songs they really wanted.  (Trust me, I worked at the Beat Goes On for 12 years.)  The other thing is, the live versions they did select are superb.  Let me tell you, the Bonham-esque drums on the jammy “Before and After (live)” sound absolutely massive.  It’s certainly appropriate for a band of this reputation to include so many live versions.  Most of disc two is live.

With equal wisdom, Rush ended this box set with the last songs plays at the their last ever concert.  Going back to the very beginning, Rush end the anthology with those final live takes of “What You’re Doing/Working Man”, with just a smidgen of “Garden Road”.  It’s an emotional way to end the journey, and this box set is indeed a journey.  That’s the wonderful thing about anthology style sets.

 

The remarkable Hugh Syme worked overtime to produce the art for the hardcover book.  Yes, not only do you get words and photos, but also brand new double-page artwork for most of the songs on Rush 50.  It is the kind of box set that will give you enjoyment every time you listen to it, because you can crack open that book and just study.  My study has barely begun; I have not really been able to look at each and every piece of art yet.  Rest assured though, Hugh Syme provides all the justification for the price of this set, with the book alone.  If this were a hardcover sold in a store on its own, it would probably be at least $60 bucks as a book.

A massive career like Rush’s deserves a massive box set.  You won’t believe it until you hold it in hand.  This thing is monolithic; a purchase that will not be regretted.

5/5 stars

REVIEW: Alan Frew – “Free To Be Strong and Free” (2025)

ALAN FREW – “Free To Be Strong and Free” (2025)

Like my previous review of Jim Cuddy’s “We Used to Be the Best of Friends“, this is more of a share than a review.  Glass Tiger’s Alan Frew is voicing his love of Canada with his new song, “Free To Be Strong and Free”.  Like Cuddy’s already-classic, this song evokes some of what we love about being Canadian.  It is based on simple acoustic instrumentation, and features a nice middle section that you can’t call a guitar solo, but fills that gap.

As for Alan, he still sounds fabulous, even though it will soon be 40 years since hearing Glass Tiger’s debut.   “This is Canada’s song, where my heart belongs,” he sings, and you can feel his passion.  You will rarely find people who love their country so much as Canadians.  Alan Frew was born in Scotland, and he has written songs about that, but make no mistake:  he is Canadian.

5/5 stars

 

 

REVIEW: Jim Cuddy – “We Used to Be the Best of Friends”

JIM CUDDY – “We Used to Be the Best of Friends” (March 7 2025)

This is less a review, and more of a share.

We currently live in the darkest times in our lives.  Decades of history washed away.  The gravity of this situation is hard to express.  Google “Manifest Destiny”.

Jim Cuddy has captured our disappointment and fear in his brilliant new song “We Used to Be the Best of Friends”.

The poignant final lines are simple.  “Give us a call when the fever ends…maybe we can be best friends again.”

“Let’s hope,” adds Jim.

5/5

 

REVIEW: Rose Tattoo – Rose Tattoo

ROSE TATTOO – Rose Tattoo (1978 Albert Productions/1990 Repetoire Records “Limited Edition” CD reissue)

It is amazing how in North America, you can spend half a lifetime listening to music without ever running into an album by Rose Tattoo, Australia’s “Angry” exports.  Legendary back home, but over here most of us just know them from “Nice Boys” by Guns N’ Roses.  Some may also remember “Rock ‘n’ Roll Outlaw” by Keel.  Both covers of Rose Tattoo tracks from their eponymous 1978 debut.

Led by the diminutive Angry Anderson, Rose Tattoo were produced by Harry Vanda and George Young, the same duo that helmed those early AC/DC classics among others.  AC/DC comparisons are easy, but Rose Tattoo had two things going for them that other bands did not:  1) dominant slide guitar on every track, and 2) Angry Anderson himself.  Don’t underestimate what you see.  This guy has gritty power that elevates each song, and blows away the most famous cover version you’ve heard.  Furthermore, the lyrics should be mentioned as different from what many bands were doing at the time: Gritty social observational lyrics, featuring  real life stories of the streets (too wild to be true), with colourful characters such a drug dealers and tough guys.

Opening with the slide guitars of “Rock ‘n’ Roll Outlaw”, we can accuse another band who clearly ripped off Rose Tattoo in their early days, that being the Four Horsemen.  If their “Tired Wings” didn’t take inspiration from this song, then I’ll be damned.  The steady beat of Rose Tattoo is the perfect backing for drive this tough boastful rocker.  Besides that beat and slide guitar, Angry Anderson’s voice is the magical ingredient.  It sounds perpetually pushed to the edge, with a delightful squeak highlighting the emphatic parts.  The powerhouse voice of Anderson automatically blows away Keel’s cover.  Sorry Ron.

Guns N’ Roses came close to capturing the frenetic energy of “Nice Boys”, but not even Axl can bottle the energy of Angry Anderson.  Now playing at a punk-like tempo, but with frantic slide guitar punctuation, “Nice Boys” easily kills the famed GN’R cover version.  Hearing it, one gets the sense of “ah, this is what they were trying to do.”

One of the most menacing songs is “The Butcher and Fast Eddy”, slowing things down to that nocturnal crawl that AC/DC mastered with Bon Scott.  Much as Scott filled his lyrics with true stories and colourful characters, Anderson tells a tale here like a novelist.  “Across the river lived Fast Eddy, he was known to be treacherous, very mean. Even Eddy’s sweet young sister out on the streets, just a girl, barely fifteen.”  Is Anderson the Bob Dylan of the dirty streets?  He keeps the story going for six and a half spellbinding minutes, with the band mostly just playing the backing music, with a few picks scraped for noisy blasts.  Angry Anderson’s voice and delivery carries it.

A stomping beat slams through one of the catchiest songs, “One of the Boys”.  It’s an unsubtle ode to being a tough guy with a bunch of tough guys to back you up.  Yet Angry’s words offer more than just boasting.  OK sure, there’s boasting.  “What you need is mates, staunch and true, hold out your back they’re gonna see you through.  I don’t look for trouble but I won’t hide, I’ll jump on you if you don’t step aside.”  There are also hints of deeper themes, such a loyalty.

Now at top speed, “Remedy” brings the punk rock tempos with a single heavy riff and killer hooks.  The message here is simple:  gimme rock and roll.  It’s good for you.  It’s healthy.  Turn it up and blast it, and at this tempo you’ll probably be headbanging too.  Top notch party rock on the edge of punk.

“Bad Boy for Love” uses the slide to bring a sleezy vibe to a slower groove.  In this song, the main character got drunk, ripped up the town, and is now just being released from prison.  Then, he went to go see his girl, whom he finds with another man.  He kills them both and ends up back in the slammer.  This is followed by a jailbreak and “a thousand guns” pursuing him.  Not original, but delivered with bona fide sounding cred.

Keepings things to a breakneck pace, “T.V.” might get you pulled over for a speeding ticket.  Angry’s voice is pushed to the limit again, and the slide guitar is as relentless as the tempo.

The one surprising song is the acoustic “Stuck On You”, featuring the line “like a rose tattoo”.  The slide is now applied to various acoustic stringed instruments, and though it’s clearly the same band, the approach is very different.  A more traditional blues direction does not temper Angry’s voice, still pushing it on the choruses and verses alike.  Sometimes the lyrics verge on the absurd.  “I had a fish named Sam, he lived in bowl.  I heated up the water, so he wouldn’t get cold.”  The lead character seems like a possible stage five loser, but it’s all open to interpretation.  Either way, a great song with memorable words and a delivery impossible to duplicate.

Back to the punk-like rock, “Tramp” tells a more familiar story.  It’s over and done real fast, and then we’re onto the epic closer “Astra Wally”.  Rose Tattoo do best when they tell these kinds of stories.  Astra Wally was a real cool cat, but he sounds like trouble to me.  A drug dealer who samples his own wares, perhaps.  “He don’t get shot, he go by O.D.”  The slide guitar is once again in the spotlight, always fast and always tasty.  That’s founding member Peter Wells on slide.  Then we have Mick Cocks on lead and rhythm, Geordie Leach on bass and Dallas Royale on drums.  When they get down and just lay down grooves like this, you can listen to them all day.  “Astra Wally” is indeed a “super fun thing” as the lyrics state.

That’s a 5/5 star album right there.  But we’re not through yet, because in 1990 this album was reissued with eight bonus tracks.

Up first are a batch of studio tracks.  A B-side called “Never Too Loud” backed the “No Secrets” single in 1984.  Regardless of the time difference, it does sound like it roughly fits in.  It’s less frantic and tighter, with a slightly cleaner sound.  Slightly.  It’s still not anywhere near the polished rock starting to come out of North America at the time, and it maintains the slide and steady beat.

“I Had You First” is from 1981’s “Rock ‘n’ Roll King”.  The punk vibe is first and foremost here, but the chorus is still a blast.

From 1982, “Fightin’ Sons” comes from the “It’s Gonna Work Itself Out” single, and it’s another vibe altogether.  It has a bit of an early 70s vibe with a blues base.  This is about going to war to fight for your country, but it’s more than that.  It offers its own perspective; its own angle on the experience, gleaned from friends.  The lyrics are more interesting than the music, perhaps.

The final studio track is “Snow Queen”.  This one lies somewhere in the middle, a reliable rocker with an undeniable AC/DC beat.  It’s the voice and slide that differentiate it.  It’s low on hooks, but it bangs pretty hard.

The final four tracks are all live ones from an unspecified source.  “Rock ‘n’ Roll Outlaw” and “Bad Boy for Love” feature Angry pushing it even further than on album.  What a singer and what a pair of lungs.  “Bad Boy for Love” is considerably longer than the album version, with loads more solos.  “Rock ‘n’ Roll is King” and “Suicide City” are later tracks.  An obvious single, “Rock ‘n’ Roll is King” is catchy through and through, with Angry still singing at top volume.  Yet it’s all hooks.  Finally, “Suicide City” is probably the most over the top song of them all, total punk rock frenzy.

In short:  If you like rock and roll, get the album, and in particular this reissue.

5/5 stars

 

REVIEW: Captain America: Brave New World (2025) [Spoiler free]

CAPTAIN AMERICA:  BRAVE NEW WORLD (2025 Disney)

Directed by Julius Onah

The Multiverse Saga has been moving at a glacier’s pace.  We’re umpteen movies and series worth of content into the 2nd saga, the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse Saga, and the Avengers still haven’t assembled!  The pieces are finally moving into place for this to happen, hallelujah, in Captain America (4):  Brave New World.  We’re also finally seeing some resolution to events set in place during the Eternals (2021), Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)  and even The Incredible Hulk (2008).  It also sets up the sure-to-follow Mutant Saga.  None of this is spoiler territory as we’ve seen these reveals in trailers and casting.

Fans are sick of the setup, and movies have to stand on their own.  Captain America 4 doesn’t really do that; it really helps if you’ve seen the above films.  It is, however, a better than average Marvel movie.  Some issues that have plagued recent ones have been improved upon.  It still feels like one piece of a larger puzzle, which wasn’t so much an issue with Phase One’s Captain America films.

Captain America is now Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie), and the movie recaps that Steve Rogers entrusted the shield to him.  Carl Lumbly returns as Isiah Bradley, the forgotten super soldier that was ill treated by his country.  Just as there is a new Captain America, there is also a new Falcon:  Joaquin Torres played Danny Ramirez.  Those who haven’t seen or don’t remember much of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier will be lost as to who these characters are.  New to the team is Harrison Ford as now-President Thunderbolt Ross.  Controversially to some, this role was recast after the death of William Hurt.  Harrison’s take on the character is far more Ford, but I had forgotten how much I like the guy as a baddie.  Ford’s role was large, and he was great in every mood of the mercurial president.  Also new to the multiverse, Shira Haas was terrific as the former Black Widow, Ruth Bat-Seraph.  Giancarlo Esposito was a fine secondary villain as Sidewinder, but we have all seen Esposito chew the scenery with far more vigor in other famous roles.  He brought the chill, but not so much the fury.

Since Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Sam is more accepted as Captain America, but still suffers from self doubt and questions whether he should have taken the super soldier serum or not.  He is given perspective from the supporting characters, but ultimately feels like he has something to prove.  It’s not as emotional or satisfying a character arc as he had in the TV series.  Mackie, of course, plays the role with the passion we expect from the actor.  He is certainly his own Captain.  Steve Rogers was more quiet and reserved.  He spoke softly, but knew he could back up his words.  Mackie’s Captain is a little more fun loving, a little more brash and loud, and a blast to watch, especially in intense one-on-one scenes with Ford.

The cloak-and-dagger plot isn’t too complex.  It all comes down to a personal vendetta to take down President Ross and expose him as the monster he really is.  There’s worldwide tension over Celestial Island, a massive statue in the middle of the Indian Ocean that was created during the events of the Eternals and barely referenced since.  Why?  Probably because the celestial named Tiamut is not just made of rock, but also contains Adamantium.  The same stuff Wolverine’s bones are made of.  With Adamantium introduced into the storyline, we have even more setup for the eventual X-Men.  Turns out this stuff is even more valuable than Vibranium, and stronger too.  America and Japan are at the edge of war after an incident involving a stolen shipment of Japanese-owned Adamantium.  In an eerie case of prophecy, America and its allies are falling apart.  This, and some scenes with Ross losing his temper to his upper staff, felt…ominous.

Ultimately, at the end of the film, you know what Marvel wanted to show you:  Captain America vs. the Red Hulk.  There are plenty of action scenes before that, but this is where Marvel may be learning something of a lesson.  If you look at something like Black Panther 2, or the Marvels, the action scenes had way too much going on with so much visual noise.  They were hard to follow, and in many ways, nonsensical.  These action scenes are scaled down.  In fact, the battle of Celestial Island featured primarily just four combatants:  two jets, Captain America, and the Falcon.  There were missiles and big fleets of ships, but the action was kept to mostly those four elements.  The Red Hulk segments also felt scaled back slightly, and easy to follow and enjoy.  We saw the film in IMAX, and the Red Hulk looked great.  The action wasn’t as CG-ish and washed out as we were used to.  The giant Celestial made a cool backdrop for a battle, but I would have liked to have seen more.

The soundtrack was interesting.  While I liked the score by Laura Karpman, it didn’t feel like it fit the mood of several scenes, including the opening.

There is one character design that deviated far from the original comic material and looked creepy enough, but might have missed the mark of what could have been.

There is one post-credit scene.  Everyone in the theater stayed.  They knew the drill.  It was a cool little sequence that hints at the big things we know are coming in Avengers: Doomsday and Secret Wars.  It feels like we’re finally getting closer to the ending.

Rating the four Captain America films, you just cannot top The Winter Soldier, or Civil War.  That’s not going to happen.  Brave New World is a welcome continuation of the legacy.  It’s light on big emotions, but it does satisfy for action and furthering the adventures of the heroes who will one day soon be known as the Avengers again.  Bring it on.

3.25/5 stars

BOOK REVIEW: 3001: The Final Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke (1997)

3001:  THE FINAL ODYSSEY (1997 Del Rey Books)

by Arthur C. Clarke 

If Arthur C. Clarke had ended his 2001 series as a trilogy with the fine 2061: Odyssey 3, I would have been OK with that. I say that now. I didn’t say that then. Then, I desperately wanted to know what happened next. Now, I’d rather forget.

I pre-ordered this book many, many years ago thanks to a coupon I found inside my PC game Rama. That’s how much of a diehard fan I was. (The book still arrived weeks after it was released!) I read The Final Odyssey in three days, three days of waiting for something monumental to happen. When it finally did, it was a “that’s it?” moment. I said to my friends, “I think Clarke’s lost it. I think it’s time to retire.” They advised me to write him a fan letter expressing my disappointment with his Final Odyssey. I said no. Why put the man through that?

(I will first let you know that, like previous installments such as 3001, Clarke has ret-conned certain events so they no longer happen when they originally did. Since, when he wrote the book, it was obvious we wouldn’t have a moon mission in 2001, he pushed all dates further into the future.)

In 3001, the origin of the monoliths is finally clarified. They were planted here by a spacefaring species who promote intelligence everywhere, in the hopes of improving the odds of survival. We pretty much knew this from previous books. We did not need this spelled out. However, the monoliths are machines, and as such, they can break down.

Millions of years later, the corpse of Frank Poole (from the first book) is discovered and brought back to life. Yes, in the countless empty cubic parsecs of space, they found a needle in the haystack. If you can swallow that tale, then bringing a 1000 year old cadaver back to life shouldn’t be a stretch. The next few chapters of the book are spent acclimating Mr. Poole to the year 3001 and all the wonderful advances we will make by then. Clarke revisits many ideas that he promoted decades earlier, such as space elevators. Much of this felt very similar to the previous Clarke solo work, The Hammer of God, which I felt was superior to 3001.

However, all is not well. The monolith (now capable of only slower-than-light communication, contradicting David Bowman’s journey in the first book) has reported back to its masters, that humans are not worthy of survival. The monolith, therefore must be destroyed. With the help of Halman (the fused personalities of HAL and Bowman) who resides in the monolith, they plan on infecting it with…computer viruses. That’s right. Halman is infected in the process, and somehow stored for a future time if we ever discover how to disinfect him.

And so our tale ends, with the alien monolith masters knowing what has happened and deciding to grant us a reprieve until “the last days”. The book ends with a resounding thud.

Clearly, everything that was needed to be said was said in the first three books. Final Odyssey unfortunately tarnishes an otherwise fine series with an unnecessary anticlimatic ending.

Sadly, I rate this book “Not Full of Stars“.  Only 2/5 stars. Only worth reading if you’re diehard.

REVIEW: Joe Satriani – Dreaming #11 (1988 EP)

JOE SATRIANI – Dreaming #11 (1988 Relativity EP)

Don’t we all just miss the days when a major artist would just casually toss out a new EP between albums like this?  Following the Surfing With the Alien tour, Joe released a brand new song called “The Crush of Love” with three recent live tracks.  It went gold and hit the top 50 on Billboard.  You didn’t have to worry about pre-ordering it, and there was no “late tax” if you missed buying it right away.  That’s the way an EP by a major artist should be.

“The Crush of Love” is a magnificent track, with a overarching wah-wah hook that makes up the body of the song.  The rhythm section is Stu Hamm and Jonathan Mover on all tracks.  Hamm’s chunky bass is like that moment when you hit a big chunk of fudge in the middle of your ice cream.  Mover is the punctuation, while Joe indulges his melodic side with some wonderful lead.  In a Satriani composition, the lead guitar often takes the place of where the singer would normally deliver the hooks.  That’s “The Crush of Love” in a nutshell.  It’s more like Surfing material, rather than the Flying In A Blue Dream sound that Joe would explore 18 months later.

Onto the live tracks, all recorded by the King Biscuit Flower Hour in San Diego, June 11 1988.

“Ice Nine” from Surfing begins with Joe introducing his band, a symbol of their importance.  Then humbly he adds, “Thank you all for coming.  My name’s Joe.”  Onto the thumping “Ice Nine”, which Stu Hamm turns into a bass showcase for impressive fingerwork without overplaying.  Mover perfectly complements him, nailing the moments the drums need to add some explosions, without being too showy.  Meanwhile, Satriani’s causing explosions of his own, but it always comes back to song’s main melody.  Yes, Joe plays the crap out of this song, but it is indeed a song.

Joe takes us back to his debut album Not Of This Earth (which was reissued in 1988 with similar cover art to Dreaming #11) for the last two tracks.  The lengthy “Memories” opens with a guitar exploration, but quickly turns into a catchy little running guitar melody.  It’s an aggressive number and one of Joe’s more challenging to the uninitiated.  As always, Hamm’s playing his mindblowing and catchy.

Finally, “Hordes of Locusts” has a slower grinding groove that ends the EP on an ominous musical note.  Mover and Hamm largely stick to the groove while Joe shreds and strafes.

At over 23 minutes of exclusive music, this EP was well worth the value.  No wonder it went gold.

4/5 stars