BEASTIE BOYS – Aglio e Olio (1995 Grand Royal EP)
The sticker on the front said it plainly: Β “Only 8 songs. Only 11 minutes. Only cheap $.” Β Retailers were known to jack up prices on CDs so the Beasties were proactive about making sure their fans didn’t get ripped off. Β It’s kinda like how Metallica called their Garage DaysΒ the $5.98 EP.
This EP is one of the Beasties’ punk rock releases. Β Apparently, while writing for Hello Nasty (1998), the group spontaneously just started jamming out old school punk style rockers. Β There were too many to put on their next rap album, so they decided to release them quick n’ dirty on a special EP. Β And that’s Aglio e Olio.
What I find cool about it is that even if you didn’t know who it was, it’s immediately obvious on opener “Brand New” that it’s the Beastie Boys. Β It doesn’t sound musically much like their mainstream hits but their idiosyncratic voices make it instantly identifiable. Β Then you notice things like the noisy guitar “solos” that take the place of record scratches and samples (similar to “Sabotage”)…it’s a different instrument but the same artists so there is a connectivity.
“Deal With It” is the second-longest song at a whopping almost-2 minutes! Β It’s a freakin’ crusher of a song. Β “I Can’t Think Straight” reminds me of early Suicidal Tendencies. The rest are a mash of screamin’ Beasties, heavy guitar riffs, crushing bass, and sloppyfast punk rock drums. Β Throw in a few weird breaks and time changes and you have a varied and enjoyable way to kill 11 minutes of your day. Β The bass hooks are relentless and the lyrics all but unintelligible!
Best track: the hooky closer “I Want Some” which I think is hit quality. Fucking great song on which to close a fucking great little EP.
But what exactly does Aglio e Olio mean? Β Fortunately, I am Italian. Β Aglio e olio is my favourite pasta dish, a simple spaghetti. Β It is just the pasta in olive oil and garlic. Β It is simple, delicious, and easy to prepare once you learn the trick of it. Β Its appeal is the simplicity of just three ingredients: spaghetti, olive oil and garlic. Β Three ingredients, right down to the basics. Β Just like the Beastie Boys.
4/5 stars
- MCA – Vocals, bass
- Mike D – Vocals, drums
- Ad-Rock – Vocals, guitars

