It’s Friday, so let’s have a laugh.
Welcome to the semi-regular feature where I reveal stunningly weird search terms that led people to mikeladano.com For the last installment, Heavy Porn Metal edition, click here!
WTF SEARCH TERMS XX: Questions & Comments edition
1. is john norum bald and wears awig (ask Jon Wilmenius, he knows everything about bald Swedish rockers!)
2. did pete woodroffe play in led zepplin (I sincerely hope nobody over the age of 15 needs to ask who was in Led Zeppelin.)
3. chad kroeger douche (yes.)
4. dave donato sucks (meh.)
5. styx goofy keyboard player (Lawrence Gowan is goofy?)
6. what would a record store smell like (as I said in Part 57, farts.)
7. def leppard flashing tits tumblr (no nudity here, sorry.)
8. what about pye dubois-not max, kim, or rush- pye dubois! (yes! what about him?)
9. is gary cherone sick? (not that I know of.)
10. just because you work at a bowling alley doesnt mean you cant put some pride into your burgers (agreed fully.)