WTF Search Terms XXIX: Joey Tempest’s Real Hair edition
Good day, eh? Welcome to the latest edition of WTF Search Terms: those whacky things people type into a search engine that somehow lead them here! I find that certain topics go in waves. For example, a popular question often searched for is “Can Marilyn Manson suck his own dick?” (Answer: No.) These things come and go like trends. Nobody will search for Manson’s dick for months, and then suddenly in one week, I’m getting multiple hits for Manson’s wang using different phrasing. Of course, that could still just be one person, trying and clicking in vain that it will be a different site this time….
Lately, Joakim Larsson, better known as Joey Tempest, the lead singer (or not?) of Europe, has popped up in search terms, and in the comments! Remember a few months back, when we were visited by Joey’s supposed spouse, Miranda Larsson? This time, in fact, Joakim himself stopped by to say hello:
Before you start kneeling and cawing “We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!”, let’s have a closer look. Joey apparently uses a Yahoo email address, and according to the IP address, lives in Virginia. His IP address is also an exact match with a previous comment left by “Miranda Larsson”, also living in Virginia. But wait…according to Wikipedia and its source material, “Joey Tempest currently lives in London with his wife Lisa Worthington and sons James Joakim and Jack Johnston Larsson. He does not have any social media pages apart from the official ones for Europe listed on their website.”
Conclusion: Sadly, I do not think the real Joey Tempest has ever had the fortune to stop by here at mikeladano.com. I guess I’ll have to remain content with a bitchy Kenny Hotz comment from a couple years ago.
These recent comments came with a spate of WTF search terms! Seems I’m not the only one wondering about Miranda and Joey and…well…and just see for yourself. Enjoy these Joey (and one for bandmate John Norum) WTFs!
1. joey tempest miranda
2. miranda larsson tempest
3. is joey tempest married with miranda
4. joey tempest and wife
5. joey tempest satanist
6. joey tempest real hair color
7. john norum hair piece
And, the winner this time:
8. joey tempest a woman
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