You can imagine how hard it is finding music for people who have no idea what they’re looking for.
“Yeah, the guy wears a cowboy hat in the video.”
Can I get a little more information?
“Yeah, it was a white hat.”
Alan Jackson? I don’t fucking know!
One day a customer walked in to T-Rev’s store and asked for a new band. They had a new song out called “MMMBop”.
His description, which Trevor had to somehow use to figure out what band he wanted, was as follows:
“It’s a new band. They sound like Michael Jackson. But white.”
Hanson, ladies and gentlemen! The white Michael Jacksons!
mikeladano.com 
It’s a classic!
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My eldest son was really into Hansen, when he was 9!
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Unskinny MMMBOP!
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That would have been my description as well…Yeah…no! However, when these guys grew up, they are really talented. Their newer albums aren’t half bad.
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If he is talking about a young Michael in the Jackson 5… That is a pretty good comparison before it gets racist.
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I haven’t heard any of the music since Mmm Bop, but I’ve heard from multiple reliable sources that they’ve had quite a respectable (if not as commercially successful) career over the last couple of decades!
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