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#1071: Hot Town, Summer in the City

RECORD STORE TALES #1071: Hot Town, Summer in the City

Setting:Β  The 1980s.Β  Southern Ontario.

Our summers always began with a week at the cottage.Β  For a kid, being out of touch with friends from home, not to mention the latest happenings in WWF wrestling and music videos, it was a challenge!Β  We took everything we had for granted back then, and what kid our age didn’t?Β  Β The cottage was not a place I looked forward to going.Β  I didn’t like the isolation.Β  Sometimes I wonder if I’d dislike cottage vacations today as much as I did then, if we didn’t have high-speed internet and all the entertainment and connection that it brings.Β  Literally the first thing I do when I arrive at the lake is connect to my family and friends and tell them we’ve arrived safely, often with a photo or video.Β  But back then….

For me, the summer excitement didn’t begin when we arrived at the lake.Β  It began when we got home from that first week’s vacation!Β  I’d race into the house and check my mail.Β  Would it be comic books straight from Marvel?Β  Or a cassette from Columbia House?Β  Mail was the most exciting thing about coming home, and it sucked when there was no mail!

Next up:Β  check the VCR.Β  Did the many hours of WWF wrestling that I had programmed record properly?Β  Usually not!Β  Programming a VCR was tricky back then, and you had to count on power failures resetting everything.Β  There were many times that I would come home to find no wrestling!Β  Other times, it would record like a charm.Β  If successful, the morning after returning home would be spent watching the wrestling I missed.

Speaking of the almighty VCR, the week spent at the lake would mean I missed at least two installments of the Pepsi Power Hour.Β  What videos and interviews did I miss?Β  I preferred not to think about it.Β  In the summers, there was a lot of metal that I missed.Β  I didn’t want to set the VCR to record whole shows – I was compiling music videos and interviews, ad-free.

After the July holiday, I’d come home with some new music purchased at the lake, and want to show my new albums to my best friend Bob.Β  In 1989, one that I was particularly enthused about was The Headless Children by W.A.S.P.Β  It took Bob some time to believe me when I said it was great.Β  Later that year, the ballad “Forever Free” convinced him.Β  Meanwhile, Bob would be filling me in on anything important happening in our neighborhood.Β  It wouldn’t be long before we were back at it, getting into mischief in the summer of the city.

Our interests changed as we got older and more independent.Β  Bob was driving by the summer of ’90 so we could go virtually anywhere we wanted to.Β  We made excursions downtown to buy music!Β  There we had Encore, Sam the Record Man and Dr. Disc all waiting for our dollars.Β  Today it’s just Encore, who have moved twice but is still alive!Β  The longest serving record store in Kitchener still lives today.Β  I can recall bringing home treasures such as Rocka Rolla by Judas Priest.Β  Vinyl, of course – cassettes were impossible to find of that oldie.Β  The idea was, if you went downtown, you wanted to score something that you couldn’t get at the mall.Β  It had to be something special.Β  A single, an import, a record you couldn’t buy on cassette in these parts.Β  The city had record stores, but so did the cottage.Β  What the cottage didn’t have was Sam’s, Encore, and Dr. Disc.Β  No access to music that was hard to find.Β  Coming home to the city meant buying rarities.

We rocked hard and we played hard.Β  Summer meant basketball, baseball, and tennis.Β  Usually with music blasting!Β  Sports weren’t my thing but they were a thing that we did.Β  Hours spent at the park.Β  In driveways.Β  In backyards, playing.Β  Or we’d be getting into trouble, exploring the nearby woods on our bikes.Β  We did a lot of exploring.Β  We came back scraped and bruised, and it was awesome.Β  Constantly exploring!

Occasionally we’d go to the waterpark at Pioneer Sports World, which no longer exists.Β  I can still smell the chlorine!Β  One thing about summer in the city, you can smell the chlorine from nearby pools.Β  Chlorine always smells like summer.Β  Of course, for non-chlorinated water fun, we set up sprinklers at home.Β  One summer, we built an obstacle course in the back yard with lawn chairs and sprinklers.Β  Only we understood the rules, but it was a race against the clock!Β  My new digital stopwatch was timekeeper.Β  Just couldn’t get it wet!

Sprinklers gave way to water balloons.Β  Bob and I would go to the store and buy a few bags of balloons.Β  We made such a mess!Β  Parents would be furious about the wasted water and rubber fragments all over the yard.Β  Those rubber bits always took a while to clean up.Β  Parents did not enjoy water balloon days at our house.

The next door neighbor George was always a misfit.Β  One day Bob and I decided to hurl water balloons at his bedroom window.Β  The barrage of water was never acknowledged, but I do recall Bob and I remarking how dirty his windows were!Β  The water revealed years of accumulated dirt on his screens.

Playing outdoors was the thing.Β  Parents didn’t want us in their personal spaces.Β  In the olden days, we would have played GI Joe or Lego in the yard.Β  Later on, we’d grab our guitars, amps, tape decks and power cords and record!Β  Whether on the front patio, or in the garage, we recorded a lot of garbage.Β  It didn’t matter how bad it was, just that the record button was on.Β  I have seven cassettes called “Mike and Bob…” littered with garbage we recorded!

Bob and I would raise hell for a month or so, but then it was time again.Β  My dad usually had two weeks of vacation booked for August which would be spent at the lake.Β  Sometimes he’d go home for a day and bring us our mail, but there was rarely anything good.Β  The two weeks of isolation in August was worse than July because the weather was wet and cold.Β  Worst of all, the TV would start showing “back to school” ads.Β  Now that was something in the city that we didn’t want to return to.Β  By the time we got home, kids were already sporting their new “back to school” haircuts, and had new shoes waiting for the coming year.Β  All we had left was Labour Day and then back to the daily fall grind!

Time changes everything.Β  Once Bob finished highschool, he was allowed to drive to the cottage.Β  No more friend-less holidays!Β  Then we got phones, cable TV, and VCRs.Β  (There are actually three VCRs in storage at the cottage right now!)Β  When these things changed, so did my attitude.Β  Now I’d rather be there, than anywhere else in the world!

I wonder if Bob’s up for a garage jam session this summer!

#1070: Guilty of Vinyl Abuse (1987) – Kiss Killers (VIDEO)

RECORD STORE TALES #1070:
Guilty of Vinyl Abuse (1987) – Kiss Killers

Not much backstory here to tell!Β  I was a bored kid at the cottage, away from my best friend Bob.Β  We had an ongoing (and absolutely terrible) series of comedy sketch tapes called Mike & Bob.Β  The video you are about to watch contains some audio from Mike & Bob Vol. II, and some explanations as to what you’re hearing.

The cottage could be very boring when you’re a teenager.Β  I was either 14 or 15.Β  Typically I packed all my records, all my tapes, my ghetto blaster, my turntable, my microphones, and every piece of equipment I had to bring to the lake when we went for a lengthy time.Β  I missed my friend Bob.Β  Normally, we always recorded together.Β  This is a rare example of some of the only stuff I recorded without him.

We did a lot of really bad sketch comedy but some of the listenable ones were parody ads.Β  In this one, I advertise Casablanca Records & Tapes…for those who don’t have money to buy the best.Β  I abused my copy of Kiss Killers in order to do this.Β  My only excuse is boredom.

That summer, my sister’s friends were renting the cottage next door.Β  They figure in at the end of the video, if you choose to go that far….

Enjoy this blast from the past, brought to you by TDK D90 cassettes, and my new Kenwood tape deck from Max the Axe!

One record was harmed in the making of this video.

VIDEO: Eight Days in June at the Cottage – 2023

We had a lot of fun over the last two weekends.Β  It is very rare we can get that much cottage time all at once.Β  Obviously, it had to be captured on video!

In this video you will see:

Hope you enjoy!Β  All set to the music of Blotto.

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VIDEO: June 9-11 2023 at the Lake, with the music of Max the Axe

We’ll let the images do the talking!Β  Our weekend was highlighted by a curious little chipmunk who raided our peanut stash all day long.Β  We saw skunks, rabbits, and ducks…and I got ’em all on camera.Β  Enjoy the music of Max the Axe – Live @ the Farm!

Top 11 Cottage Rock Albums with Mike & Jex with bonus Rob Daniels list!

A huuuuuuuuge moustache-sized thank you to Jex Lasso…err…Jexit Stage Left…errr…Jex Russell!Β  Taking more than an hour out of your weekend to spend with me at the cottage!Β  I hope you had a good time on your visit!Β  We got to see a pesky chipmunk, live on the show!

Chippy really liked that Journey cassette that Tim Durling got me!Β  Yes, Durling bought me In The Beginning by Journey, the compilation I refused to shell out for.Β  And he got it for me on a cool US cassette!Β  Let’s just say when Tim wants you to have something for your collection, he ensures you have it.

Today’s theme was our first list show in OVER A YEAR.Β  The Nigel Tufnel Top Ten is back with a bang, baby.Β  And huge kudos to Jex and Rob Daniels for some truly excellent, diverse, surprising, and satisfying lists of albums.Β  Top 11 Albums to Play at the Cottage.Β  And we had only one repeat album in the whole list.Β  Certain years seemed to dominate our lists – 1981 and 1988 in particular.Β  Several artists made repeat appearances, and Jex and I both had the same band at #1.Β  There was even a weird coincidence involving music and CANDU nuclear reactors.

And Rob?Β  I’ll always be grateful to you for introducing us to…Jack Shit.

Tune in next Friday at 8:00 PM as we go back to another favourite band:Β  Iron Maiden.Β  Mr. Books and Harrison Kopp will be there to bring your daughter to the slaughter, and talk up Eddie and ‘Arry and the boys!Β  I have lots of Maiden stuff…what would you like to see most?

Thanks for watching.Β  We’re back, baby.Β  We’re back!


11. PETER CRISS – Peter Criss (1978).Β  Uncle Meat once questioned this selection.Β  “What makes this album perfect for the cottage porch?”Β  It’s mellow, it fits the vibe, and most importantly, I got it for my birthday in 1987 (with the other three solo albums) and played it the first 2-3 times right there at the cottage.Β  The important thing is that adult-oriented rock vibe really jives with cottage memories.Β  Peter Criss sounds like the kind of stuff we’d hear on the radio at the lake.Β  In fact I know I forced my parents to play it in their car deck with us at least once!

10. QUEEN – Classic Queen/Greatest Hits (red) (1992).Β  Cheating here by included two, but there are box sets that include both, so na na boo boo on you.Β  Classic Queen dominated the bedroom during the summer of ’92, and Greatest Hits took its place in ’93.Β  This was the kind of music I could play with my parents.Β  In fact, I brought Greatest Hits down to the beach with us to listen to for an afternoon of swimming.Β  Today, Jen loves the Queen on the porch.Β  Best track for porching:Β  “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”.Β  Perfect for summer dancing and air guitar.

9. HERBIE HANCOCK – Quartet (1981).Β  Not what you’d call an “easy” listen, but having tested this double album on the porch, I can vouch for its veracity.Β  My quote from my review:Β  β€œWell You Needn’t” –Β  It’s a nice laid back smoky barroom jazz, piano occasionally stealing the spotlight from the muted trumpet. Β This song has me seeing black & white, like an old movie. Β It picks up halfway through, with trumpet un-muted, and drums throwing cool beats out left right and center.”Β  Jazz Saturday was a great success due to this album and I look forward to more jazz on the porch.Β  In the old days, CBC would play jazz on Sundays on the living room radio.Β  Before I even knew what jazz really was!

8. OASIS – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? (1995).Β  “Please don’t put your life in the hands of a rock n’ roll band, who’ll throw it all away.” Oasis do not get enough love on the Nigel Tufnel top ten.Β  In the late 1990s, I had to look elsewhere to find new rock music that had the spirit of the old.Β  Oasis were one of the first bands of the 90s that hit the spot for me.Β  It sounds great with the lake in front of us, and the green all around.Β  Reminds me of coming here in the 1990s, going on long walked with earbuds in my ears, playing the best of 90s rock, and hoping to run into a girl that would talk to me!Β  Awesome mellow tracks and some fun bangin’ rockers.Β  Just fits that happy summer vibe, even though some of these songs are really about the down and outs of rock and roll.

7. JOHNNY HORTON – The Battle of New Orleans (1990).Β  This country classic has several cottage staples, that we sang loud and proud almost every weekend, as we drove into town to watch the piper band parade, and to get ice cream and candy.Β  “The Battle of New Orleans”, “Sink the Bismarck”, and “Honky Tonk Man” in particular were the three big ones.Β  As kids, we didn’t care for “Comanche (The Brave Horse)” or most of side B.Β  As adults, it’s all good.Β  Such vivid memories, driving around in the dusk with Johnny Horton on the car stereo speakers.

6. JOHNNY CASH – Greatest Hits, Vol 2. (1971).Β  Back in those days, there were so many hits tapes available, so we’d order one from Columbia House that had the songs we recognized most.Β  Greatest Hits 2 had the legendary San Quentin version of “A Boy Named Sue”, plus a bunch of other standards that we would sing along to.Β  “Daddy Sang Bass”, “If I Were a Carpenter”, “Sunday Morning Coming Down”, so many greats!Β  Cash only wrote four of 11 tunes on this compilation, but did anyone care?Β  Heck, those old tapes didn’t even come with liner notes!Β  Hearing those songs take us all right back to the old days.Β  They remind me of when Grampa Winter would have his turntable out back, and he’d spin records by the fire all night.

5. THE TRAVELING WILBURYS – Vol. 1 (1988).Β  The Wilburys entered our lives thanks to Roy Orbison, who once upon a time made my mom’s own list of Top Concerts.Β  There were only two songs on this album we didn’t like back then, both Dylan:Β  “Congratulations” and “Tweeter and the Monkey Man”.Β  Of course, time changes all perspectives.Β  The Wilburys will always have a place here on the front porch.Β  They were enjoyed here as a family on a regular basis.Β  The acoustic rock of the Wilburys truly fits the wood and pine vibe.

4. JUDAS PRIEST – Priest…Live! (1987)Β  Bought at Stedman’s in July of 1987, the first time I ever heard “Livin’ After Midnight”, “Metal Gods”, “Heading Out to the Highway”, and more!Β  This was my introduction to the British Steel and Point of Entry songs.Β  I must have played this double live album a dozen times or more at the lake that summer.Β  I was really starting to collect Priest on cassette and this opened the floodgates.Β  I had to get…them all!Β  It brings back all the right vibes here on the porch, volume be damned.Β  They always shouted at me to turn it down…

3.Β  GORDON LIGHTFOOT – Complete Greatest Hits (2002).Β  Rhino knows how to put together compilations.Β  This one has both the early stuff and “Edmund Fitzgerald” which is a cottage staple.Β  The acoustic music is a lovely accompaniment to the creatures of the night, but when that stinging guitar from “Edmund Fitzgerald” kicks in, it is like a herald.Β  Here’s Gord.Β  He’s at the cottage and he’s here to stay.Β  Rest in peace Gordon – we played him here on the May 12 weekend shortly after he passed.

2. BLUE RODEO – Tremelo (1997).Β  This might be the legendary band’s most mellow album.Β  As such it works great with the quiet vibes here at the lake.Β  “Frogs’ Lullaby” can’t compete with the actual wildlife here on the porch, but it sure hits the spot.Β  “Shed My Skin”, “Moon & Tree”, “Me & Baz”, “Dragging On” and “Disappear” all put goosebumps on the arms.Β  But then…But then!Β  “Graveyard” kicks it in the ass as we go fast and heavy for one final 2:26 blowout, sung by Greg Keelor.Β  “And I love these nervous breakdowns, and I love these new skins, and I love that you were brave enough to sleep with all my friends…”

1. KISS – Alive! (1976).Β  KISS Alive as cottage music?Β  What the…?Β  Back in the old days, I used to pack up my turntable and bring it to the lake with me.Β  Live After Death and Kiss Alive were two of the most important live records enjoyed here in this environment.Β  Summer of ’86, KISS Alive was spinning on my original turntable in this very environment, and even though it ain’t exactly live, it sure did sound like it to my 14 year old imagination.Β  I even played it backwards.Β  All here, all those years ago!Β  The end.

 

RUNNERS UP

Alice Cooper’s Greatest Hits (1974) – Thanks Uncle Don

Kiss – Rock And Roll Over (1976)

Poison – Open Up and Say…Ahhh!Β  (1988)

White Lion – Big Game (1989)

Extreme – II Pornograffitti (1990)

 

Cottage Rock at a special time: The Nigel Tufnel Top Ten returns! Jex Rambo and Mike count down the top 11 albums for porch rockin’ at the lake!

GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With Mike and Jex “Rambo” Russell

Episode 23:Β  Nigel Tufnel Top Ten albums to rock on the cottage porch!

After more than a year…it is finally time for the return of the Nigel Tufnel Top Ten!Β  And here for his very first Tufnel list is today’s co-host Jexcalibur Russell!

The concept today is a simple one.Β  Jex and I will count down our top 11 albums to play at the cottage on the porch!Β  This is something I have a lot of experience with, but narrowing the list down to a top 11?Β  Is it even possible?Β  Of course it is – this is Grab A Stack of Rock after all!Β  My eclectic list is ready and it won’t be what you expect, unless you’re a regular follower here!Β  As for Jex, one can only imagine what gets played on the Jexciter’s cottage porch in the summertime….

I have some mail to unbox.Β  We will have a look at the new double-sided Grab A Stack shirt as available on Teepubic.com!Β  And, of course…DURLING MAIL!

There will also be an “Ask Jex” question from series regular Jeff Taylor.

SPECIAL TIME!

Friday June 9 at 3:30 P.M. E.S.T.Β  Enjoy on YouTube or on Facebook!

 

May 25-28 2023 at the Cottage with the Woodpecker from Mars

Music: The Last Train by Tee Bone Erickson.

 


RECORD STORE TALES #1065: Even the Best Weekends Can Turn to Crap

It started great!

Thursday night, the music on the trip up to the lake was amazing. We began with The Cult’s Fire Woman EP, and moved on to Michigan Left by the Arkells.Β  Jen fell asleep in the car and I was left to sing along by myself.Β  Never a problem!

We came packed with lots of Lego, and plenty of new music to unbox live on Grab A Stack of Rock.Β  We arrived with coffee, treats and tunes!Β  Immediately I set up on the front porch and started playing mellow music.Β  Jim Cuddy’s All In Time is one of the best cottage front porch albums for dancing that I have ever heard.Β  From rockers to tear-jerking ballads, what an album!Β  I used to consider it “just a Blue Rodeo album without Greg” but it’s actually far more than that.Β  Articulating it is hard, but the album evoked emotions and dance moves that Blue Rodeo didn’t.Β  We also played some of Alice Cooper’s more emotional, cinematic tunes that night.Β  It was a magical start.

Friday was a wonderful day!Β  I commenced with some more porch music, and then we hit The Beef Way for our weekend meat!Β  We chose two T-bone steaks, a turkey breast fillet (for Jen) and a beautiful duck breast (for me).Β  It was my first duck breast.Β  I seasoned heavily with salt, pepper and garlic powder to offset that gamey taste.Β  I scored the fat, cooked it skin side down in a frying pan for 10 minutes to get it cripsy, and finished it in the BBQ.Β  When finished, you could have mistaken it for steak, it was that good.Β  The skin was the best part, and I’ll get duck breast from The Beef Way again.Β  Just an awesome lunch!

Of course, Friday night was Grab A Stack of Rock, and an excellent show was had, almost two hours long!Β  I’m calling it the “No More Heels Tour of 2023”.Β  This was my first cottage weekend since August 2022 where I wasn’t making videos and taking pictures for my former cohost Joelle.Β  With that friendship now on hold temporarily, it was hard to be motivated to produce fun nature images.Β  However, one door closes and another opens.Β  I focused on music instead, and Grab A Stack really did rock this time!Β  Lots of new music revealed, to be reviewed in the coming weeks/months, including Journey Through Time.

First thing Saturday morning, I taped an excellent Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, reviewing the new Def Leppard Drastic Symphonies.Β  I cannot wait until this airs!Β  Although we were both kind but critical, I’m sure the Fanboy trolls will be out when it’s released on YouTube.Β  I will of course be posting it here for ease of viewing.Β  It was possibly my favourite Tim’s Vinyl Confessions that I’ve been involved with to date!

We did “Jazz Saturday” morning with Herbie Hancock’s Quartet.Β  By recommendation of Robert Lawson, next Jazz Saturday will be to Pat Metheny’s Bright Size Life.Β  It’s ordered and on its way.Β  Then we switched to the back yard, and built Lego all afternoon.Β  We are both enjoying the Lego “Speed Champions” series of licensed car models.Β  They are all roughly the same scale and although they are similar in design, very few of them use the exact same design techniques.Β  Jen also build a New York City skyline, while I finally finished my knockoff Titanic set.Β  I’ll never buy knockoff Lego again.Β  It looks cool complete, but it was very hard to build with confusing instructions and bags.Β  The final fitting pieces were not up to Lego’s standards.Β  Β It does look good, but never again.

It was Saturday evening that turned everything to shit.

I made the steaks, damn perfect if you asked me, and Jen proclaimed “I’m gonna eat the whole thing!”Β  I was already half full from snacking on chips so I knew I was keeping leftovers.Β  As she took a mid-meal break, Jen had a seizure.

The coffee spilled.Β  The Coke spilled.Β  I could stop neither because I was busy keeping her from falling off her chair.Β  Eventually I got her safely down, where she soaked herself in spilled coffee.Β  It took some work to get her into bed.Β  More seizures later that night.Β  She fell off the bed, and once again Mike managed to pull off a save.Β  I’ve lost track of the rest of the seizures that night but we figured it was four or five total.Β  Not the most restful night, and I was completely exhausted from cleaning up the spills.Β  I went to bed early and slept in late.Β  Not the way I usually do things at the cottage.Β  I like to stay up late and enjoy the creatures of the night.Β  That didn’t happen this weekend.

I came home Sunday completely exhausted and Jen slept the entire way.Β  Music on the way home was also mellow:Β  Ward One: Along the Way and When the Bough Breaks by Bill Ward.Β  Really good and felt appropriate to my mood.

We will have more Lego to build next time.Β  My Jazz Quartet set looks challenging and interesting.Β  Hopefully the next trip will be less eventful!

#1065: Even the Best Weekends Can Turn to Crap

RECORD STORE TALES #1065: Even the Best Weekends Can Turn to Crap

It started great!

Thursday night, the music on the trip up to the lake was amazing. We began with The Cult’s Fire Woman EP, and moved on to Michigan Left by the Arkells.Β  Jen fell asleep in the car and I was left to sing along by myself.Β  Never a problem!

We came packed with lots of Lego, and plenty of new music to unbox live on Grab A Stack of Rock.Β  We arrived with coffee, treats and tunes!Β  Immediately I set up on the front porch and started playing mellow music.Β  Jim Cuddy’s All In Time is one of the best cottage front porch albums for dancing that I have ever heard.Β  From rockers to tear-jerking ballads, what an album!Β  I used to consider it “just a Blue Rodeo album without Greg” but it’s actually far more than that.Β  Articulating it is hard, but the album evoked emotions and dance moves that Blue Rodeo didn’t.Β  We also played some of Alice Cooper’s more emotional, cinematic tunes that night.Β  It was a magical start.

Friday was a wonderful day!Β  I commenced with some more porch music, and then we hit The Beef Way for our weekend meat!Β  We chose two T-bone steaks, a turkey breast fillet (for Jen) and a beautiful duck breast (for me).Β  It was my first duck breast.Β  I seasoned heavily with salt, pepper and garlic powder to offset that gamey taste.Β  I scored the fat, cooked it skin side down in a frying pan for 10 minutes to get it cripsy, and finished it in the BBQ.Β  When finished, you could have mistaken it for steak, it was that good.Β  The skin was the best part, and I’ll get duck breast from The Beef Way again.Β  Just an awesome lunch!

Of course, Friday night was Grab A Stack of Rock, and an excellent show was had, almost two hours long!Β  Grab A Stack really did rock this time!Β  Lots of new music revealed, to be reviewed in the coming weeks/months, including Journey Through Time.

First thing Saturday morning, I taped an excellent Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, reviewing the new Def Leppard Drastic Symphonies.Β  I cannot wait until this airs!Β  Although we were both kind but critical, I’m sure the Fanboy trolls will be out when it’s released on YouTube.Β  I will of course be posting it here for ease of viewing.Β  It was possibly my favourite Tim’s Vinyl Confessions that I’ve been involved with to date!

We did “Jazz Saturday” morning with Herbie Hancock’s Quartet.Β  By recommendation of Robert Lawson, next Jazz Saturday will be to Pat Metheny’s Bright Size Life.Β  It’s ordered and on its way.Β  Then we switched to the back yard, and built Lego all afternoon.Β  We are both enjoying the Lego “Speed Champions” series of licensed car models.Β  They are all roughly the same scale and although they are similar in design, very few of them use the exact same design techniques.Β  Jen also build a New York City skyline, while I finally finished my knockoff Titanic set.Β  I’ll never buy knockoff Lego again.Β  It looks cool complete, but it was very hard to build with confusing instructions and bags.Β  The final fitting pieces were not up to Lego’s standards.Β  Β It does look good, but never again.

It was Saturday evening that turned everything to shit.

I made the steaks, damn perfect if you asked me, and Jen proclaimed “I’m gonna eat the whole thing!”Β  I was already half full from snacking on chips so I knew I was keeping leftovers.Β  As she took a mid-meal break, Jen had a seizure.

The coffee spilled.Β  The Coke spilled.Β  I could stop neither because I was busy keeping her from falling off her chair.Β  Eventually I got her safely down, where she soaked herself in spilled coffee.Β  It took some work to get her into bed.Β  More seizures later that night.Β  She fell off the bed, and once again Mike managed to pull off a save.Β  I’ve lost track of the rest of the seizures that night but we figured it was four or five total.Β  Not the most restful night, and I was completely exhausted from cleaning up the spills.Β  I went to bed early and slept in late.Β  Not the way I usually do things at the cottage.Β  I like to stay up late and enjoy the creatures of the night.Β  That didn’t happen this weekend.

I came home Sunday completely exhausted and Jen slept the entire way.Β  Music on the way home was also mellow:Β  Ward One: Along the Way and When the Bough Breaks by Bill Ward.Β  Really good and felt appropriate to my mood.

We will have more Lego to build next time.Β  My Jazz Quartet set looks challenging and interesting.Β  Hopefully the next trip will be less eventful!

 

 

#1061: Musical Flashbacks and Flame Throwers (VIDEO)

RECORD STORE TALES #1061: Musical Flashbacks and Flame Throwers

I know how to pick the tunes.

Trip up:Β  Of course, it had to be High Noon by the Arkells.Β  Had to be.Β  That album has become too important to me.Β  And so we played and I sang along, and really struggled and failed to hit the one “ooo ooo ooo” in “Never Thought That This Could Happen”.Β  One of many signs of my aging body this weekend.

Three day weekends are really special.Β  Sure, we didn’t get to finish everything we wanted to.Β  But we did have fun.Β  For the first time, we checked out a local shop called the Beef Way.Β  We picked up a delicious tomahawk steak and some apple pie jam.Β  Highly recommended.Β  We are all done with Robert’s Boxed Meats in Kitchener.Β  For the second time, he sold us steak that had gone bad.Β  Never again, Robert!Β  Beef Way has our money now.Β  Guy was super helpful.

When we arrived on the front porch, it was all about the music once again.Β  I captured some on video for you to enjoy, and I hope it gives you that “being there” feeling.Β  The idea this weekend was, once again, to travel back in time.Β  Listening to albums in the place I first heard them:Β  the cottage.Β  Priest…Live!Β  Misplaced Childhood by Marillion.Β  White Lion’s Big Game (who Jen understandably confused with Bon Jovi).Β  This time it just made me glow.

The biggest deal about this weekend was the unprecedented spotting of wildlife!Β  I managed to capture all of it either on photo or video.Β  There was a beefy raccoon.Β  We had a turkey.Β  There was a beautiful skunk.Β  Best of all, our fearless little chipmunk friend returned to visit us on both front and back porches.Β  On Saturday we had a Lego session, and he came right out to help.

A word about Lego:Β  It sure has changed a lot since we were kids.Β  Now there are angles for every degree and orientation, slopes we never had before, lots of pieces that have both right and left-handed counterparts, and building techniques that involve going sideways just as often as upwards.Β  It was challenging for both of us.Β  But we’re both making progress!Β  And I thought we’d be done in a weekend….

If YouTube allows the music, then check out my picks.

2023 is off to a banging start!

Cottage Weekend! April 28-30 2023 at Lorne Beach

Not a lot to tell this weekend.Β  No speeding tickets (four cop cars though!) and no glasses burned in fires.Β  It was a quiet, simple weekend and the video tells the whole story.Β  Enjoy this rainy weekend at the lake.