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REVIEW: King’s X – Ogre Tones (2005)

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Complete studio albums (and more!), part 16


Scan_20151123KING’S X – Ogre Tones (2005 Inside Out)

The previous few albums split fandom. Β Many found it hard to grab onto the loose structures of Mr. Bulbous, and the drum loops of Manic Moonlight. Β For this review, we are trying an experiment. Β I have never Β heard Ogre Tones before (in fact I’ve never heard any of these 14 tracks), so this will be a first-listen review. Β Does King’s X have the same impact on first listen as they do on 21st? Β Probably not, but let’s find out. Β In a sense this is a “live” review, so please join me as I listen!

“Alone” could have alienated fans again, starting as it does with distorted alt-rock screaming. Β This introduces a short pop-rock duet with Doug Pinnick and Ty Tabor, not a bad little song. Β Even though it’s only three minutes, it still boasts multiple sections and lush harmonies, as well as the trademark King’s X groove that only they can play. Β Ty dumbs-down the guitar solo for the 2000’s, as it mostly consists of one note. Β It’s over quick and then it’s into the even shorter “Stay”, a Doug pop ballad with balls. Β Some of those balls come from the heavy detuned guitar, some of it is purely in the ragged soul of Doug’s voice.

Pleasant sailing is “Hurricane”, not too challenging. Β The trademark Beatles-meet-King’s X backing vocals lend it a psychedelic feel. Β Thankfully, the kind of massive grooves you crave return on “Fly”, the first King’s X Klassic on Ogre Tones. Β Biting bass licks nicely accent a catchy rock tune, old-school style meets new-school production. Β “If” is another good song, kind of similar to the pop rock delicacy Ear Candy. Β Onto the jazz-metal of “Bebop”, Doug throws a very different song into the mix but the album is the better for it. Β Just before the halfway point of the album, “Bebop” becomes a highlight.

I like Ty’s acoustic numbers, and “Honesty” is a bare, emotion-filled Tabor classic. Β Sounding a lot like Faith Hope Love-era King’s X, “Honesty” is hit-worthy. Β You need some heavy riffing after that, and “Open My Eyes” has a big, phat Sabbathy riff behind it. Β The song is a bit disjointed though, at least on first listen. Β Just a riff without a song. Β “Freedom” goes in one ear and out the other (albeit with a great guitar outro). Β Unfortunately like many albums with so many tracks on them, Ogre Tones starts to sag in the middle. Β “Get Away” is another one. Β The lyrics don’t hit the spot anymore: Β “Hey God, I watched the news tonight, why are your people so fuckin’ mean?”

The only long song on Ogre Tones is “Sooner or Later”, at 7:00. Β It’s a decent slow dirge that I suspect will require a few more listens to appreciate, and even if it doesn’t, there’s plenty of Ty Tabor noodling to go around. Β Then there is another decent ballad in the oddly-titled “Mudd”. Β I was hoping this was a song about the classic Star Trek character, Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Β Sadly, it is not. Β The strangest song of all might be a remake of “Goldilox” (from Gretchen Goes to Nebraska). Β True to the original, but of course not as timeless and perfect, it is nonetheless a welcome inclusion. Β After all, can you really fault King’s X for putting one of their best songs out for a second time? Β Considering they tried, and tried, and tried to catch a break, why give up? Β Of course I don’t need to tell you that “Goldilox (Reprise)” was not a hit in 2005, but maybe they should try again in 2020! Β The album then closes with “Bam” which is exactly what it sounds like. Β Bam! Β A crash of instruments…followed by almost three minutes ofΒ feedback, noise, and the bizarre.

There is a video included on the first run of the CD, which you can still buy. Β “Alone” has girls shaking their hair for no reason. Β This video is now on Youtube, of course.

Ogre Tones strikes me as a good album, one that should deliver more on further listens. Β However I wonder if the sluggish middle section will be a difficult obstacle.

3.25/5 stars

Part 1 – Out of the Silent PlanetΒ (1988)
Part 2 – Gretchen Goes to NebraskaΒ (1989)
Part 3 – Kings of the Absurd (split bootleg with Faith No More)
Part 4 – Faith Hope Love by King’s XΒ (1990)
Part 5 – “Junior’s Gone Wild” (from 1991’sΒ Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey soundtrack)
Part 6 – King’s X (1992)
Part 7 – Dogman (1994) + bonus “Pillow” promo single review
Part 8 – Ear Candy (1996)
Part 9 – Best of King’s X (1997)
Part 10 – Tape Head (1998)
Part 11 – POUNDHOUND – Massive Grooves from the Church of Psychofunkadelic Grungelism Rock Music (1998 Doug Pinnick/Jerry Gaskill)
Part 12 – Please Come Home…Mr. Bulbous (2000)
Part 13 – PLATYPUS – Ice Cycles (2000 Ty Tabor)
Part 14 – Manic Moonlight (2001)
Part 15 – Black Like Sunday (2003)