RECORD STORE TALES #1235: Revisiting Trillion Dollar Treats
Three years ago, I wanted to replace my old Technics tape deck. The belts were worn out and I don’t have the skill to replace them. I headed over to Max the Axe’s Garage Sale, AKA “Trillion Dollar Treats” and bought a Kenwood. That Kenwood lasted a couple years, but started to act up and crackle when playing tapes recently. I decided to go back to Trillion Dollar Treats and see what Maxie had for sale this time. Max collects old tech, and he had three decks for me to look at.
Unfortunately, Max, our rock star superhero, is recovering from an augmentation. His brand new titanium hip is causing him some pain, but we still managed to find a good tape deck in the collection. Max also had some “not for sale” goodies that I just had to take pictures of, for the memories.
The new tape deck was the mission. I own several things on tape that don’t exist on CD (though as reissues become more comprehensive, that list gets shorter every year). I want to be able to play and archive my cassettes (and any new ones that I buy) without crackle. As time goes on, there are fewer and fewer tracks that only exist on cassette, but I also seem to acquire more tapes as the years go on. I still like the option to play them, and archive the tracks digitally.
Max had several decks, including a rack-mounted one, but I made my choice after only one quick demo. I picked the Onkyo pictured below, and it does indeed sound great. I am considering putting a Helix rarity that I own online, that has now been archived in better quality. Of course, the issue there is, if I put it online, it’s no longer a rarity, is it? Still, my Helix tape sounds better now than in the past 35 years of playing on other decks.
After purchasing my new deck, for which Max threw in two sealed Maxell blank tapes, I had a look around Trillion Dollar Treats to see what else Max had in his collection. While not for sale, the below items tickled my fancy enough to share with you.
NEW! As seen on TV! Curl-A-Dog hot dog slicer. Because who doesn’t need this? Bonus 20 hot dog recipes, in case you’re cooking impaired.
Alterego Voice Decoder! Three different vocal effects for you to use: “Monster”, “Alien” and just an amplification. Masks pictured but not included.
Light-Up Shoelaces! For those who thought my Croclights were cool.
Electric Plane Launcher. From Middlesex University! I do wish I was better at folding paper airplanes. Maybe that is a new hobby I should look into this summer. This can launch them up to four meters! But the warning states, this is NOT a toy.
Golf Selfie Clip. I know Max does enjoy golfing, but now I expect selfies when his hip heals up.
Best of all… the Flying Bat. Only takes 2 AA batteries. I would like to see this baby take on my drone.
Even though all of these things are totally awesome and hilarious, Max did dig up one more thing that is not for sale… yet.
In storage, Max found an old reel to reel tape, a master recording of six songs. It weathered the elements over the decades by remaining sealed in plastic. The tape contains Max the Axe recordings, including versions of songs that we have never heard before, along with some familiar classics: “Please Please”, “Magnum P.I.”, “6 Gun”, “Why Do You Talk” and “401”.
The tape appeared to be in good shape, but later that day, Max acquired a working reel to reel player, just to hear them and hopefully do a transfer. Ultimately we hope these songs will be mastered for release.
It was a great morning spent with Max the Axe at Trillion Dollar Treats. Stay tuned as there should be more music coming in the months ahead, from Max the Swingin’ Axe! Stay tuned, for if we are lucky, more music is coming soon.















