WTF Search Terms IX: Top ten edition
I thought I would do something a little less hilarious this time, and more just…I dunno…interesting enough to read over a coffee? Sure, let’s go with that. Today I thought I would share with you my top ten search terms since I started in March 2012. All of these people ended up at my site. Counting up (what the hell eh?) from 1 to 10, here’s the most popular search terms at mikeladano.com. Note that some of them are essentially duplicates, too.
- paul stanley voice problems
- marillion radiation 2013
- paul stanley voice
- queensryche redemption
- 69porn
- paul stanley’s voice
- kisstory book
- black sabbath paranoid deluxe edition
- queensryche split
- mike ladano
I MADE THE TOP TEN! High five!
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LeBrain as Paul
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’69porn’ I can understand, but you must be worried about all those freaks searching for ‘paul stanley voice problems’ ending up on your porno site surely? who needs all those weirdoes?! ugh, I mean each to his own and everything and I don’t have an issue with people using the internet for non-porn purposes, but its still not nice to be confronted with it. Music? makes my flesh creep!
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Music fans are creepy.
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Did you just call yourself creepy?
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I suppose I did!
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Congrats on cracking the top 10 – and good to know your site has become the go-to place for up-to-date info on the condition of Paul Stanley’s voice!
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Who knew? One of the first things I wrote here was a bitch session on how Paul’s been sounding and it seems to be a bit of a hit. And it’s true, if you play the video clip above, he’s awful. Gene and Eric do most of the singing.
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This is a fairly unsurprising list. Those big topics, like the Stabby McStabbypants debacle, took up a lot of space on your site. And I know you’re always getting porno hits. Still not sure what that’s all about. But your own name? Here’s a question for you, Mike: how many times a day do you Google yourself? And I meant on the internet, you perv. :)
Glad you’re keeping track, I love stats like this.
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Yeah, the Stabby thing was a vicious circle here for a while. I’d bitch about something and get a million hits which only made me want to bitch about him more!
I don’t Google myself all that often truthfully. I think most of those people are Dave FM listeners who hear my name and maybe know I have a site, because they talk about it often enough.
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Well let me be the first one to say I was pretty tired of Stabby! :)
Googling yourself. Made me think of this:
http://toponday.com/we-all-like-to-google-ourselves/
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I’ll give you where credit’s due, you made no secret of Stabby tiring you! But it’s all cool, you are not the only one.
And as for Tracy: HEHEHEHEE!
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Great picture! In ’77 or ’78 our record store employees had our faces painted like the KISS guys on Halloween and worked in costume all day. In ’84 I did the whole Boy George outfit like in the Karma Chameleon video – braids, hat, long coat, makeup, the works.
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FANtastic. Our store did nothing for Halloween, no costumes, no spirit. Of course our year end fell on October 31, so for about a decade there, I never got to do Halloween at home, I was always doing inventory.
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Well, geez, that sucks that you had to do inventory that day. By the way, I was painted up like Paul Stanley, too, for the KISS thing.
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Did you choose Paul for the two reasons I did?
1. – favourite Kiss member
2. – easiest makeup to do!
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I just liked his makeup the best. A local DJ and his wife did the makeup for us. They were friends with our store manager
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I did my makeup myself I’m proud to say! And even the star wasn’t as easy as I expected. But that costume was the hit of the party, that’s for sure. Man that was fun!
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