WTF Search Terms XXVII: Joey Tempest Strikes Back edition
Been a long time since I rock and rolled? Hardly! I just rock and rolled last night actually. But it has been a long time since we’ve seen some WTF Search Terms! (The last was in March.) These are the most bizarre of the bizarre search terms that somehow led people to mikeladano.com. Today’s instalment includes a couple for the Dark Lord of the Sith himself: Joey Tempest (you devil, you!) and a fair share of farts.
First up, a follow-up to the bizarre Joey Tempest Conspiracy Theory (TM):
- satanic signs of joey tempest
I think the next person was looking for Joey aka Joakim Larsson as well!
- presinor in paradies song
Here ya go, fella! This would actually be the first album with Fake Joey.
Here are some fart and bowel related search terms:
- thunder fart piss
- how to rip on coworker who is constipated
- white lion till death do us fart
- faith no more farts
The video where Mike Patton farts into his microphone is called You Fat Bastards: Live at the Brixton Academy. Here ya go, fella!* 20 seconds in. You’re welcome. You’re all welcome!
Here’s an old classic for you. Were you aware that the Boobsy Animation Whore Wearing Glasses Acquired Screwed series was up to Part 7 already?
- boobsy animation whores wearing glasses acquire screwed hardcore part 7
The question below is one I have often wondered. Not really a WTF, but a good question. Should they have called the album something else?
- why did cinderella release “long cold winter” album in may
In England, it was released in July. Imagine that!
Then, the below search term is a belief I do hold. It’s OK if you don’t but why are you searching for this? Is there one definitive authority who “knows” this? (If so, let it be me?)
- would adrenalize been better with steve clark
Finally, I’d like to close this batch of search terms with a guy who, well, he hasn’t been featured in WTF search terms for a long time. His last appearance was WTF Search Terms XVI, back in February 2014. Please welcome back the founder and bare buttocks of W.A.S.P., Mr. Steven Edward Duren aka Blackie Lawless!
- biggest ass in leather
- black lawless is an arse hole
Thank you, goodnight!
* Yes I made the assumption that the searcher was male. Because farts.