WTF Search Terms XXVIII: Urinal Trough edition
They’re back!…those whacky search terms that prove without a doubt that the internet is one fucked up place. Here are 10 of the funniest search terms that showed up in my stats over the last three months. Yes, that means someone punched these into a search engine and somehow ended up here!
For more posts of this variety, scoot on over to Zack at The Audible Stew’s “Are You Lost?” series!
1. urinal trough wangs out
Here you go, bud. Not quite what you were searching for, but possibly better.
2. jugs of piss from hot men
I don’t deal in piss containers. For that you need to speak to Uncle Meat.
3. reasons why men like to take a dump in public toilets
We don’t. Where the fuck did you get that idea? This is a myth!
4. silent knight porn
Googling yourself again, are ya?
5. thank santas tits
You said it Ricky!
6. girl gets interestet with wanker on train porno
A true puzzler. Anybody know this film? Sounds like Wes Anderson.
7. huge titedwomen wearing glasses fucking at work.
Please hang up, and try your call again. This is a recording.
8. swedish made penis
You must be looking for Joey Tempest.
9. what is it when someone steals your soul
This, precisely this.
10. okay do you can you tell me how much an aerosmith box of fire album is
Okay sure I can tell you how much an Aerosmith Box of Fire is. (About $65 Canadian, an excellent value at just $5 per disc!)
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I’ve been wondering about what it is when someone steals your soul. I’m glad that I’ve come to the right place.
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We’ve come for your soul… and your, um… piss containers? Hahaha oh man.
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Um…? This may be a first. I seem to have no comment.
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Thanks for the shout out!
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No problem buddy!
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I’m somehow surprised every time – even after 28 volumes!
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I know Geoff! I don’t get enough of these to post more than one every few months, but boy oh boy, it’s a surprise every time. I’m also holding onto a few for the future ;)
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Love the response for number 8
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Thank you :) These jokes pretty much write themselves, I can’t take too much credit.
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Tremendous! Numbers 6 and 7 are just brilliant … why would someone click on ‘mikeladano.com | LeBrain’s Record Store Tales & Reviews’ after typing that into Google?
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Just… wow. You know, usually I say at least one of these was me, but these I’m not gonna lay claim to any of them. At least the Aerosmith one was a legitimate question, but why not just hit up Discogs? Hm.
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I like the “okay can you tell me…” part of his question. Just classic!
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Maybe they thought they were talking to Siri…
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LOL! Hilarious! But that piss through….ewww blech! I still don’t get that whole urinal pee beside each other culture you dudes have to go through…
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Well, I imagine for large venues like sporting team building, it’s a matter of expediency, cutting down on lines.
Worst are the guys who joke when they walk up. Like, “so this is where all the dicks hang out!” or “how’s the water today?” Ugh.
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Holy shit, death to autocorrect!! Trough! Trough!
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