WTF Search Terms: Urinal Trough edition

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WTF Search Terms XXVIII:  Urinal Trough edition

They’re back!…those whacky search terms that prove without a doubt that the internet is one fucked up place.  Here are 10 of the funniest search terms that showed up in my stats over the last three months.  Yes, that means someone punched these into a search engine and somehow ended up here!

For more posts of this variety, scoot on over to Zack at The Audible Stew’s “Are You Lost?” series!

WHY THE FUCK

1. urinal trough wangs out

Here you go, bud. Not quite what you were searching for, but possibly better.


2. jugs of piss from hot men

I don’t deal in piss containers. For that you need to speak to Uncle Meat.

3. reasons why men like to take a dump in public toilets

We don’t. Where the fuck did you get that idea? This is a myth!

4. silent knight porn

Googling yourself again, are ya?

5. thank santas tits

You said it Ricky!

6. girl gets interestet with wanker on train porno

A true puzzler. Anybody know this film? Sounds like Wes Anderson.

7. huge titedwomen wearing glasses fucking at work.

Please hang up, and try your call again. This is a recording.

8. swedish made penis

You must be looking for Joey Tempest.

9. what is it when someone steals your soul

This, precisely this.


10. okay do you can you tell me how much an aerosmith box of fire album is

Okay sure I can tell you how much an Aerosmith Box of Fire is. (About $65 Canadian, an excellent value at just $5 per disc!)

BOX OF FIRE THUMB

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16 comments

  1. Tremendous! Numbers 6 and 7 are just brilliant … why would someone click on ‘mikeladano.com | LeBrain’s Record Store Tales & Reviews’ after typing that into Google?

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    1. Well, I imagine for large venues like sporting team building, it’s a matter of expediency, cutting down on lines.

      Worst are the guys who joke when they walk up. Like, “so this is where all the dicks hang out!” or “how’s the water today?” Ugh.

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