WTF SEARCH TERMS XL: Lars Ulrich Trout (Thunder Bay) edition
It’s that time again…the 40th time in fact! It’s those “WTF” search terms that somehow brought people to this site. Let’s skip the chatter and get to the weird.
- lars ulrich trout warrant thunder bay ontario
I had to ask Thunder Bay’s hardest rocker, Deke Dekerson, if he could possible explain this one. He had no idea. Warrant did open for Metallica in 1990, and our own Uncle Meat has written about it. There were no dates in Thunder Bay, and I don’t want to know what Lars was doing with a trout.
- gene simmons vault is stupid
Well, I don’t know about that! He’s having no problem selling it. The only thing “stupid” about Vault is that there is no pricing affordable to regular people.
- how the fuck does anyone think ‘gucci gang‘ is good
This is a great question!
- ten game0f galishow
Nooo idea.
- styx equinox bakelit lemez
You lost me.
- give me any diolock
I’m not giving you squat! I think this guy was looking for Lock up the Wolves by Dio? He could also have been searching for “dicklock“.
- coverdale page 4cd tour edition box set
Definitely in the “wishful thinking” category. There wasn’t really such thing as “tour editions” back in 1993, and sadly all you can get to this day is the standard single CD of Coverdale-Page.
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I admire the amount of effort this person went to, to be as specific as possible.
- liam payne chenine lozano midnight memories def leppard copyright infringement
I tuned out after reading “Liam Payne”. The fuck does he have to do with Def Leppard? I don’t care enough to look.
- how to work in a record store
You came to the right place, friend! The one and only and original Record Store Tales can be found right here!
I’m pretty sure it was the dicklock that beat Major Zamora.
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HAHAHAH I had to Google that but HAHAHAH!
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Too good an opportunity to pass up, there.
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HAHAHA…..that pic with a trout in Lars yap is classic!
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Glad you liked it! That photo is complete unaltered in ANY way.
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The only time Lars could not speak is with a Trout in his yap!
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This was one of my recent ones that was kinda bizarre…”bridesmaid dress alterations cost”..I thought I was a music site, but apparently I do fashion as well.
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I’m pleased the Austin Powers quote led them to you!
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I am not clicking on that diclock link. You can’t trick me, Lebrain!
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It’s OK, it’s just a Record Store Tale from which the click MIGHT have been a hit for.
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Oh! Well that’s alright then. But you understand my hesitation…
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