Guest Sunday Chuckle: The WTF Edition
Thussy here again with another Sunday Chuckle. Being a veteran contributor for the WTF column, this one came naturally.
Are these fart panties? Do they freshen the scent or muffle the sound? If the top right of the picture didn’t exist I would just think ok these are maybe some sort of padded biking shorts. Admittedly they looks like they would make long distance bike riding more comfortable. Is the top right of it just to show that they are breathable because it just looks like a fart?
This just looks messed. Is this some sort of medieval torture device that just eventually rips your nail off? The two side arms look like they would rip right through the nail making whatever problem these are supposed to solve so much worse.
$8 for what mouldy bread or cheese or maybe fruitcake? I swear this is some joke item someone trys to sell on eBay. I can just see the write-up now. “I found this wrapped up in the back of my fridge. Don’t remember what it is, eat at your own risk or make your own penicillin from it.”
Russian nesting knives? I’m an amateur cook and have a good set of knives and the one thing I know is you need a strong comfortable knife that are well balanced for weight. These look like they fulfill none of those categories.
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I’d shove my love gun down her fart panties, and then fire a load through her stench trench and out the other side. That way they have something to catch.
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Good thing those panties breathe, or she’d be hotboxing her twat to smell like poop.
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I heard you could get the virus through farts.
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Don’t show my kids the fart pants, they might order me a pair…as long as she comes with it, I am okay with that…okay you can show them.
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Send this to fart panties.
Make sure you specify that you mean her poop chute. Take it slow to avoid a mudslide, unless that’s what you want.
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In that picture it’s not actually a fart blowing out her ass, it’s smoke from all the friction. Small hole and she spent the whole time puckering so it really singed.
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Nice. I hadn’t seen that video.
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My wife wants to buy me fart pants, or a cork.
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Cork doesn’t work…it just shoots across the room on a big one that has been building up.
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Assplosion!
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