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Guest Sunday Chuckle: The WTF Edition 2

Thussy here with another Sunday Chuckle Takeover.  You can buy absolutely anything on the internet, and Wish.com is definitely a site that offers some of the weirder things.  Here comes another four that the powers-that-be think we cannot live without.


Chicken helmets, and they come in seven different colours.  I want to go out and buy a chicken just to buy it a little helmet.  Ride down the road on a motorcycle with a chicken sitting on the gas tank.  Pull up to a biker bar with little Oscar Goldman.*


A home laser tattoo removal system.  There are some things that should never be done at home and tattoo removal is definitely one of them.  What are they going to sell next, My First Home Laser Eye Surgery Kit?  Don’t add another stupid decision to an already stupid tattoo choice.  If a professional put the tattoo on you get a professional to take it off you.


Where the hell was this when I was a kid?  A muffler for when you put a playing card in your spokes.  So then I wouldn’t just be annoying my parents riding around the driveway I could amplify it and annoy the entire neighbourhood.


Meat socks, all I know is my bacon budget would go way up because every time I wore these they make me crave bacon.  Also why is one of the options to make your socks looks like shoes, just wear shoes.


 

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Guest Sunday Chuckle: The WTF edition

Guest Sunday Chuckle: The WTF Edition

 

Thussy here again with another Sunday Chuckle.  Being a veteran contributor for the WTF column, this one came naturally.


 

Are these fart panties?  Do they freshen the scent or muffle the sound?  If the top right of the picture didn’t exist I would just think ok these are maybe some sort of padded biking shorts.  Admittedly they looks like they would make long distance bike riding more comfortable.  Is the top right of it just to show that they are breathable because it just looks like a fart?

 

This just looks messed.  Is this some sort of medieval torture device that just eventually rips your nail off?  The two side arms look like they would rip right through the nail making whatever problem these are supposed to solve so much worse.

 

$8 for what mouldy bread or cheese or maybe fruitcake?  I swear this is some joke item someone trys to sell on eBay.  I can just see the write-up now.  “I found this wrapped up in the back of my fridge.  Don’t remember what it is, eat at your own risk or make your own penicillin from it.”

 

Russian nesting knives?  I’m an amateur cook and have a good set of knives and the one thing I know is you need a strong comfortable knife that are well balanced for weight.  These look like they fulfill none of those categories.

 

WTF? AC/DC’s Phil Rudd charged with “attempting to procure a murder”

This is just too weird for the “nice guys of rock”, AC/DC.  It’s way too early for me to comment.  This may explain, however, why Phil was absent from AC/DC’s new lineup band photo.

Some quotes from the article:

“The veteran rocker apparently tried to have two men killed.”

“He was also charged with possession of meth and cannabis.”

“He faces up to 10 years in prison.”

Rudd is currently out on bail, with a hearing on November 27.  The new AC/DC album Rock Or Bust is out on November 28.

Read More: AC/DC’s Phil Rudd Charged With ‘Attempting to Procure a Murder’

 

WTF SEARCH TERMS: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

R.I.P. George Jones, age 81.

A little while ago, I said that the Klassic Kwotes well had run dry; I was starting a new feature.  This is that feature — let me know if you find it entertaining.

WTF SEARCH TERMS Part I: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

Crack = Bad

As a WordPress site, I have access to certain statistics.  I can see how many hits I’m getting per day, for example, and how many are unique visitors.  Some of my visitors are very, very unique.

Some of the more interesting particulars that I’m able to see are search terms.  Search terms that people typed into Google (or Yahoo, or whatever) that led them to me.   Search terms that boggle the mind as to a) what they were looking for, b) how it led them to me, or c) both.  Here’s a selection of some of the most entertaining.  This is just the tip of the iceberg.  If feedback is positive I’ll post more in the future.

Keep in mind two things!

1. Each of these are real search terms, typed in by real people on a search engine like Google.

2. Somehow, each of these search terms led them to ME!

Without further delay…enjoy.

exercises for the plumber butt

big breasted lebrains

my lebrian secret

domestic dog shit

doorway piss

shiting discas video

big butts in leather pants

fuck my old boots history

double penetrator

And finally, one guy who used an apt search term to find this site: