I was talking to a friend of mine on Friday about wieners and balls. She receives a lot of unsolicited pictures of wieners on social media and I thought to myself, “Who does that?” A lot of people, it seems. I vowed to never be one of those people.
Saturday morning at the cottage was beautiful. Still dark at 5 am, but unseasonably warm. The trees make really creepy creeking sounds in the morning silence. It was awesome! I decided to make a video for my friend. Walking around outside in my Crocs and undies at 5 in the morning in November seemed like a good subject for a video. I made a video, walked down to the beach in my Crocs, stepped into the water (never done that before in November!) and headed back up to the cottage.
Just as I was about to hit “send” I thought to myself, “You know, I better make sure nothing popped out of my undies in this video…”
Needless to say, I never hit send! Yes, something popped out of my shorts and there was no need for anyone to see that! Saved myself from sending unsolicited dick pics though!