#1020: Wieners & Balls

I was talking to a friend of mine on Friday about wieners and balls.  She receives a lot of unsolicited pictures of wieners on social media and I thought to myself, “Who does that?”  A lot of people, it seems.  I vowed to never be one of those people.

Saturday morning at the cottage was beautiful.  Still dark at 5 am, but unseasonably warm.  The trees make really creepy creeking sounds in the morning silence.  It was awesome!  I decided to make a video for my friend.  Walking around outside in my Crocs and undies at 5 in the morning in November seemed like a good subject for a video.  I made a video, walked down to the beach in my Crocs, stepped into the water (never done that before in November!) and headed back up to the cottage.

Just as I was about to hit “send” I thought to myself, “You know, I better make sure nothing popped out of my undies in this video…”

Needless to say, I never hit send!  Yes, something popped out of my shorts and there was no need for anyone to see that!  Saved myself from sending unsolicited dick pics though!

 

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