I was talking to a friend of mine on Friday about wieners and balls. She receives a lot of unsolicited pictures of wieners on social media and I thought to myself, “Who does that?” A lot of people, it seems. I vowed to never be one of those people.
Saturday morning at the cottage was beautiful. Still dark at 5 am, but unseasonably warm. The trees make really creepy creeking sounds in the morning silence. It was awesome! I decided to make a video for my friend. Walking around outside in my Crocs and undies at 5 in the morning in November seemed like a good subject for a video. I made a video, walked down to the beach in my Crocs, stepped into the water (never done that before in November!) and headed back up to the cottage.
Just as I was about to hit “send” I thought to myself, “You know, I better make sure nothing popped out of my undies in this video…”
Needless to say, I never hit send! Yes, something popped out of my shorts and there was no need for anyone to see that! Saved myself from sending unsolicited dick pics though!
Is this your allegedly hot California friend?
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Allegedly. But I could also use other words such as wise, athletic, etc.
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Knowing me, I would have forgotten to check and had a rather embarrassing experience. Very amusing, Mike.
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I’m starting to learn from my experience!
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That would’ve been funny…maybe not for her, but we would’ve laughed pretty hard.
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Especially when you see how small it is!
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TMI!! LOL!
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TMI is usually how I roll. LOL
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I thought you had a monstrous Italian sausage log.
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Well it’s all in the eyes or hands of the beholder. A gentleman never tells!
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Boba Fett giving you that look like ‘you did WHAT?’ lol
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Boba knows my shame.
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Lol
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Oof I’m glad you caught that before it was too late!
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BELIEVE ME, I AM TOO! Just…ugh. I do not wanna be one of those guys.
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Some guys are just gross. I don’t know why they would even consider doing such porn things!
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