Author: mikeladano

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Rest in Peace original Helix keyboardist Don Simmons

Late yesterday we were informed that Don Simmons, the original founding keyboard player from Helix, had passed away. He was 64.

Simmons played in the original Helix band, with singer Brian Vollmer, drummer Bruce Arnold, guitarist Ron Watson, and bassist Keith “Burt” Zurbrigg. Simmons gigged with Helix from 1974-1976, and was still in the group for a short time when Brent “The Doctor” Doerner joined, beginning the transformation into the modern band.

In 2004, Helix staged a massive reunion that included many of their former surviving members. The original band, including Simmons on keyboards, got up on stage for the first time in 30 years and played “Buff’s Bar Blues”, a mainstay of their early sets. The show was released as the 30th Anniversary Concert.

Don never stopped loving music and continued to play keyboard and guitar. Rest in peace, Don Simmons.

#922: Running Through Alberta (1990)

RECORD STORE TALES #922: Running Through Alberta (1990)

A long time ago, in a constitutional monarchy not far away, prices were lower.Β  The despised goods and services tax (GST) kicked in January 1, 1991.Β  This federal tax added a 7% levy to your average purchase.Β  In the before-fore times, in the Canadian province known as Alberta, there was no such thing as a “sales tax”.Β  What you saw on the sticker was what you paid.Β  It was an exhilarating time and place to be.Β  The GST wrecked that, but our last trek out west before the hated tax kicked in was nothing short of glorious.

School was out for summer, and I quit my part-time job packing groceries to hang out at the cottage and take a special trip to Calgary.Β  It was time for a visit with cousin Geoff, formerly known as “Captain Destructo”.Β  The most important things to do on any trip were two-fold:

  1. Pack appropriate music for the journey.
  2. Buy music on aforementioned journey.

I had just received two albums that were brand new to me from the Columbia House music club:Β  School’s Out, by Alice Cooper, and Come An’ Get It by Whitesnake.Β  As my newest acquisitions, they had to come along.Β  I also brought Steve Vai’s Passion & Warfare which I was recently obsessed with.Β  Finally, I carried enough cash from my job that I had just quit, to buy as much music as I could find.Β  Stuff that none of the stores in Kitchener had in stock.

The clear memory of driving through the mountains with School’s Out blasting in my ears brings a smile to my face.Β  While some moments were undeniably weird (“Gutter Cat vs. The Jets”), I couldn’t believe how catchy the album was.Β  I still can’t.Β  Alice Cooper records were not necessarily designed to deliver catchy songs.Β  They were twisted, and School’s Out was like a Twizzler.Β  Regardless, “Gutter Cat” was entertaining while being unforgettable.Β  I couldn’t wait to share it with my best friend Bob.Β  He loved cats!Β  Another track that took me by surprise was “Alma Mater”, but I couldn’t get it out of my head.Β  The fact that I’d be graduating in a year was scary.Β  But the roaring “Public Animal #9” just made me sing along.Β  I also dug “Blue Turk” although I had no idea how to categorize it.Β  To me it sounded like something from an old musical from days gone by.Β  Here I was discovering this ancient music for the first time while the Rocky Mountains zipped past me in the back seat of a minivan.Β  I like to appreciate moments like that.Β  I just stared out the window while Dennis Dunaway buzzed my ears with bass.

Next up was Whitesnake.Β  I still love Come An’ Get It; it’s probably my overall favourite Whitesnake.Β  A few songs don’t click, such as “Girl”, but lemme tell you folks — “Child of Babylon” is another one of those songs that you just have toΒ  experience while driving through the Rockies.Β  Bob and I were slowly discovering old Whitesnake.Β  He was the first to have Saints & Sinners, but I was the first to have Come An’ Get It.Β  It was something of a “blind buy” for me, since I didn’t know any of the songs.Β  By the end of the trip, I’d already love “Wine, Women An’ Song”, “Come An’ Get It”, and “Lonely Days, Lonely Nights”.

Two favourites in the making, it was already turning into a memorable vacation.Β  I enjoyed shopping at corny gift shops.Β  I bought some goofy round sunglasses with flip-open lenses.Β  Alberta is dinosaur country, and so I bought a casting of a Tyrannosaurus tooth.Β  At another gift shop I bought a totem knick-knack.Β Β I remember Geoffrey and I climbing the modest mountains around the hoodoos at Drumheller, and finding a cave near the top where we paused and caught some shade.

When we hit the Calgary Zoo, Geoff showed us how to put coins on the train tracks to be crushed into minature copper and nickle pancakes.Β  They had a little train that took tours of the park.Β  It ran on a regular schedule so we always knew about when we should put the coins on the track.Β  I had heard that copper guitar picks were the best, but they were hard to find, so I crushed a couple pennies.Β  I turned them into guitar picks once we got home.Β  We didn’t crush anything more valuable than a dime, but sometimes you’d lose the coin if it went flying off the track.Β  (Incidentally, you can’t derail a train with a penny, that is a myth.)Β  We could tell the conductor knew what we were doing and was getting annoyed, so we cut it out.

When we finally hit a music store in a Calgary mall, I was elated.Β  I was always on the lookout for singles, and here I found a few notable ones.Β  Aerosmith’s The Other Side EP was an easy “yes”.Β  It had a number of remixes that, while not great, were exclusives.Β  It also had something called the “Wayne’s World Theme” live.Β  What was this “Wayne’s World”?Β  I knew not, but it wasn’t on the album, so I was happy enough.

Poison were hot on the charts with their brand-new album Flesh & Blood.Β  Bob was already raving about the album, and one song he pointed out was “Valley of Lost Souls”.Β  I found the cassette single for “Unskinny Bop” which included this song and an instrumental pretentiously called “Swamp Juice (Soul-O)”.Β  I never particularly cared for “Unskinny Bop”, but it was the current Poison hit, and “Valley of Lost Souls” was as good as advertised.Β  I also located Jon Bon Jovi’s solo single “Blaze of Glory”.Β  I didn’t know it yet but this single had some slightly edited versions of the album cuts — another exclusive.

The purchase I might have been happiest with was a re-buy.Β  Although it seems ridiculous that at age 18 I was already re-buying albums, it had begun.Β  My cassette of Judas Priest’s Sad Wings of Destiny was shite.Β  For all intents and purposes, it only had one channel.Β  I owned Rocka Rolla on vinyl, but didn’t really have a good way of playing it and making it sound decent back then.Β  I knew there was a cassette on Attic records with both albums on one tape, and I found it in Calgary.Β  I was glad to finally have a copy of Sad Wings that I could properly listen to.Β  I even gained new appreciation for Rocka Rolla on those mountain drives.Β  “Caviar and Meths” sounds amazing drifting through the mountains.

Not only did we find some cool stuff we couldn’t easily locate in Ontario, but we paid no tax.Β  Since Alberta had no provincial sales tax, everything we were buying, we were buying cheaper!

I wanted a cowboy hat.Β  We went shopping for them, but I was having a hard time deciding and then Geoffrey told me about an Alberta saying.Β  Something about “everybody in Alberta has an asshole and a cowboy hat.”Β  Either that or “every asshole in Alberta has a cowboy hat.”Β  Same difference.Β  Either way, I was dissuaded.

Geoffrey could be exhausting and I really wanted nothing more than to lie down and listen to some new tunes, so I was granted a couple hours of privacy.Β  We traded tapes back and forth for listening.Β  My sister Kathryn had the new single for “Can’t Stop Falling Into Love” by Cheap Trick so I listened to that while she borrowed my Poison.

Here’s a funny detail.Β  Β For the car trip with Whitesnake and Alice Cooper, I can remember being on the left side of the vehicle.Β  For Rocka Rolla, I seem to remember sitting on the right.Β  The view was always great.Β  Nothing like Ontario.Β  The air was different, and even the weather was unusual to us.Β  People left their doors unlocked, we were told by Uncle Phil.

Auntie Lynda spoiled us and took us on all these day trips; it was fantastic.Β  It was the last great summer holiday.Β  I know I kept a journal of the trip, which seems to be unfortunately lost.Β Β Great trip though it was, I looked forward to coming home and seeing my friends.Β  Showing off my new purchases and sharing my new music.Β  The flight home was uneventful and we arrived late at night and exhausted.Β  I didn’t sleep much that night — I had recordings of WWF wrestling matches to catch up on.Β  The last great summer holiday was over, but never forgotten.

REVIEW: Lee Aaron – Radio On! (2021)

LEE AARON – Radio On! (2021 Metalville)

With a long career travelling landscapes of rock, jazz and metal, Lee Aaron has returned on CD with 12 new tracks that represent some of her best work to date.Β  It’s called Radio On! and it’s an apt title.Β  These are radio-ready tunes built for summer purposes.Β  For best results, roll down those windows and hit the highway with Lee Aaron on your deck, loud.

Lee’s band with whom she wrote and recorded Radio On! include Sean Kelly on guitar, Dave Reimer on bass, and John Cody on drums.Β  With a guy like Kelly contributing licks, you know you can count on some smokin’ guitar hooks and that’s exactly what you get on opener “Vampin'”.Β  Hard hitting, but constructed with melody in mind.Β  Lee is one of those artists for whom time has not passed.Β  As she’s explored genres other than rock, she’s only gotten better and that shows on “Vampin'”.Β  It belies the jazz records in her discography, but make no mistake, this is rock!Β  Kelly’s solo break ensures it.

A collection of vintage-sounding riffs on the mid-tempo “Soul Breaker” lend it a melodic base.Β  Lee uses that to springboard into hook after hook.Β  Future classic potential.Β  A memorable solo is like a maraschino cherry on top.Β  Things turn slightly pop-punk on “C’Mon”, a brilliant single that will be lighting up stereos all summer long.Β  Check out John Cody’s cool drum pattern and the jabbing stun-gun melodies that Lee delivers.

A diverse album this is, with “Mama Don’t Remember” sounding like a rocked-up roadhouse blues.Β  You can picture a band playing this number in a seedy bar with dusty beams of light leaking through the walls.Β  Then it’s the title track and the memorable hook “I wanna die with the radio on”.Β  Me too, Lee!

“Soho Crawl”, backed by bouncy piano, rocks pretty hard in a different direction.Β  Another road is explored on the dark “Devil’s Road”, with bass leading the way.Β  Burning slow, laden with some of Lee’s finest words, “Devil’s Road” has the potential to be the kind of song that makes an album immortal, like a “Black Velvet”.

Picking up the pace, “Russian Doll” has the “Radar Love” rocking boogie, while Lee belts line after line of sticky sweet vocal candy.Β  Kelly dives right into parts unknown for the wicked solo.Β  Live, this is the song that will get people up and dancing.Β  But this album doesn’t linger in the same places too long, and so the mid-tempo “Great Big Love” takes a different road.Β  Opposites attract in the lyrics, and the music leaves lots of room for Lee to do her thang.Β  Her lyrics just keep getting better.Β  “It all comes down to chemistry, the science is in babe and science don’t lie.”Β  There’s a swing and a country feel to it.

“Wasted” goes to dark territory.Β  Serious subject matter, but wrapped gently in some of the most beautiful music Lee Aaron’s ever sung.Β  All before it explodes punkily in the middle for a rousing chorus.Β  Shifting into a funk groove, “Had Me at Hello” has some wicked rhythm.Β  Lee’s playful words are an instrument to their own as the band jams on.

Finally closing on a piano ballad, Radio On! feels like a journey.Β  The last leg is “Twenty One” which is likely to take you back in time.Β  “Always in my mind, I’m 21.”Β  It’s a vocal tour-de-force, ending an album full of ’em.

It’s worth celebrating any time a beloved artist from our past puts out a truly great album these days.Β  For it to be one of the best albums of their career, that’s something very special.Β  Respect to Mike Fraser for another perfect mix.Β  Summer 2021 just gained another mainstay for its soundtrack.

4.5/5 stars

 

 

Sunday Screening: Polychuck – “Beating Myself Down”

From his just released new EP Shadows Exposed, it’s Polychuck‘s fresh video for “Beating Myself Down“! He’s a talented multi-instrumentalist, and this very different but boppin’ track is right up my alley. The guitar solo at the end will knock you on your ass.Β  This is a catchy, upbeat but lyrically serious tune with relatable words.Β  Check out “Beating Myself Down” and don’t miss Polychuck when we have him on the LeBrain Train on July 31!

 

Birthday Rockin’, Skin Vibratin’, Guest Laden List Show

Another trip around the sun is always worth a celebration, and tonight we celebrated several birthdays!Β  Most notable those of Harrison and LeBrain.Β  As I say “happy birthday, to the Mad Metal Man”, I also thank Tee Bone for his two new music videos!Β  Tonight we premiered his latest hit “Fuck Pants”, and “HBD to the Mad Metal Man”.Β  Above and beyond the call of duty my friend!Β  Both songs were played multiple times during the show, so you can be sure not to miss them!

Party goers that were in for the long haul included:

We also had special surprise drop-in guests:Β  Scott Peddle, Michael Morwood, T-Rev, John Snow, and Brent Jensen himself!Β  Since the theme of tonight’s lists was “songs that make our skin vibrate”, we had to have Brent on, who contributed his own cool list.

Also thank you to Geoff Stephen, Deke, Kevin & Sarah, and Mike Slayen, who would have been on tonight if there were able.Β  And a huge thanks to Chris Thuss, who tabulated the panel’s picks at bottom.Β  Thanks buddy!

A great time was had by all, thank you for watching.Β  See you next week for Polychuck!

 

 

 

The LeBrain Train “Music That Makes Your Skin Vibrate” Birthday Party Extravaganza

The LeBrain Train: 2000 Words or More with Mike and Harrison

Episode 76 – “Music That Makes Your Skin Vibrate” Birthday Party Extravaganza

 

Both Harrison and LeBrain have chosen to celebrate their birthdays tonight, with the online party to end all online parties.Β  Because of this special occasion, we’re going with a Nigel Tufnel Top Ten theme of Harrison’s design this time.Β  In an effort to be inclusive, he picked a broad topic that anyone can contribute a list for:Β  music that makes our skin vibrate!Β  That phrase was originally coined by author and friend of the show, Brent Jensen.Β  And we couldn’t do a show about music that makes our skin vibrate without him.Β  Fortunately, Brent was available and he will be dropping in tonight!

It will be a fully packed, fully caffeinated show, and therefore tonight’s format will be a little looser than the usual.Β  Although we will be going in our usual rounds, we will also pause when surprise guests drop in to wish us happy birthday.Β  I expect this one to be a long, lively and dynamic show, with surprises.Β  Including two brand new songs by Tee Bone himself!Β  I can tell you right now that at least one of them is bound to be a hit.

Confirmed panel members include:

and, in her show debut…

Additionally I look forward to a visit from Brent and whoever else can make it!Β  While we’re at it, let’s wish Aaron and Sarca happy birthdays as they are both celebrating this week as well!Β  (Unfortunately Aaron is too busy partying in real life to make it tonight, but we wish him happy birthday just the same!

A huuuge thanks to Tee Bone for the music videos we are going to premiere tonight.Β  These are songs he wrote specifically for this show.Β  Videos he curated for your own entertainment.Β  Music that will hopefully make your skin vibrate.

See you tonight!

 

#909.5: Visual Supplemental – It Was Back in the Summer of ’83, There’s a Reason I Remember It Well

RECORD STORE TALES #909.5:
Visual Supplemental
It Was Back in the Summer of ’83, There’s a Reason I Remember It Well

AUTHOR’S NOTE: To enjoy this supplemental chapter, please be sure to have first finished reading Record Store Tales #909: It Was Back in the Summer of ’83, There’s a Reason I Remember It Well!


We both loved and feared when cousin Geoff came to visit.Β  So full of energy.Β  Much more than me.Β  We had great times, but usually tinged with a hint of destruction.Β  This is a kid who gave himself the nickname ‘Alligator’.

Geoff’s visit in the summer of ’83 launched with a trip to the lake.Β  My Aunt Lynda loves the cottage and so it was a special place for her too.Β  The photos tell the stories.Β  As a kid (and adult) I was obsessed with lighthouses, and my Grandfather made this amazing example.Β  It had lights inside and opening doors.Β  But you can see, we kids just treated it as another toy!Β  It appears that Geoff knocked out one of the windows, which is hanging from the edge.

You can see us playing Star Wars at the lighthouse.Β  I can identify my Bossk figure dangling from the top.Β  Kathryn and Geoff were right there with me, with their figures.Β  I look like I’m just immersed in that world.Β  A galaxy far, far away yet in our back yard.Β  You couldn’t have found three happier kids.

After returning from the lake, the main part of our adventure began.

Geoff’s grandparents on his dad’s side owned a huge piece of property in the country with a swimming pool, and the most amazing landscape to explore.Β  Grassy fields gave way to trees, and I don’t think we ever hit the end of the property when we went walking.Β  It simply went on forever.Β  Any time we went there, it was a treat.Β  We spent a few days at the property that summer, swimming and running pretending we were Jedi or superheroes.

I’m glad that we have some pics of that place.Β  Not a lot.Β  Mostly the pool.Β  None of the sprawling real estate and endless fields behind.Β  None of that cool organ they had in the living room.Β  None of the steep cliff, with stairway and landings, that that went from the house down to the pool.Β  But we have lots of the pool.Β  Imagine “Sister Christian” playing behind as you swim.

It always came back to Star Wars.Β  Return of the Jedi was brand new.Β  When Geoff was visiting, we wanted to see it again in the theatre, but as explained in the story, we were vetoed by the adults.Β  We saw Superman III instead.Β  (Be sure to read the full story.)Β  Β And, as described in many previous chapters, you couldn’t just watch a Star Wars at home like today.Β  So we had to use our imaginations.Β  I can easily see what we are reading in this picture.

The lightning from the Emperor’s fingers gives it away.Β  That is the read-along record/book set for Return of the Jedi.Β  It was the best way to enjoy the story at home.Β  Look at the three of us reading along, lost in that world, oblivious to the camera.

The record itself is spinning on my parents’ system behind us, the very system that I later made my own.Β  It seemed so huge then; not so big in the pictures.Β  All of our records — mine and my parents too — would have been in that cabinet behind us!Β  Also barely visible just behind me is my beige Fisher-Price mono tape recorder.Β  That thing was indestructible.

The three of us sat there, listening and reading as Darth Vader turned back to the light.Β  In a few short years, everything would have changed.Β  The decor, the media we listened to, and the entertainment we consumed.Β  Star Wars was on its last legs and the next record to enter that cabinet was not Star Wars.Β  It was not from a movie at all, although it certainly tried to be.Β  A band called Styx would soon be replacing John Williams on the platter.Β  Who could have guessed that this picture of us enjoying a Star Wars record together would the last time?

#921.5: All I Wanted For My Birthday Was…

I wasn’t feeling very social on my unhappy worstday.

However, rotten moods eventually fade and I thought I would try to fulfill my social obligations on Tuesday. I picked up Jen and we went to go visit my parents. They had special donuts for us and a birthday card for me.

I couple weeks ago, I was talking to someone about having the vaccine, and the province re-opening. She asked me “What kind of things are you looking forward to doing now that you are vaccinated and things are opening back up?” I have simple needs so I answered, “I’d like to go shopping at Toys R Us and a record store.” So far I’ve done one of those two things. Realizing I had a birthday coming too, I added “and I’d really like to watch TV with my dad.”

Watching television with the old man is an experience. The way he flips channels, his running commentary…I haven’t watched TV with my dad since Christmas 2019. I realized yesterday that the only birthday present that I really needed was to watch TV with my dad.

He had Pawn Stars on. I sat on the couch, and after an hour had gone by…I started to feel normal again.

A guy was selling “rare” picture discs. The Pawn Stars offered him $60 for five. I had one of the five! It was a shaped picture disc for Iron Maiden’s “The Clairvoyant”. I paid $10 for it back in 2001.

The Pawn Stars explained that the discs were not a gold mine, because picture discs have an inferior sound, which is true. Still, $60 for five discs is $12 each USD. And I only paid $10 CAD. So that’s not bad. The same guy also had “Infinite Dreams”, some Pee-Wee Herman, and a Ghostbusters disc.

It was the first time I’ve been in the same room as my parents without worrying about masks, viruses, and sanitizer. It was the first “normal” visit in a year and a half. It felt strange, and then it felt normal.

All I wanted was to watch TV with my dad for my birthday. I got what I wanted.

I feel alright.

REVIEW: Jethro Tull – Stand Up (2 CD & DVD Edition)

JETHRO TULL – Stand Up (Originally 1969, 2010 2 CD & DVD Chrysalis Collector’s Edition)

Stand Up, from its wonderful cover art (including a fun Jethro Tull pop-out!) to the music in the grooves, is probably my favourite Tull platter. One basic reason is that it sounds like a transitional album, and I’m often drawn to those. It combines the remnants of the blues jams that they specialized in from the Mick Abrahams era (1968’s This Was), and their growing experimental side. It’s kind of the best of both worlds, and it always sounded great — even better on this new remaster.Β  Stand Up has since been remixed by the very talented Steven Wilson (2016’s Elevated Edition), but if you wanted a CD copy of the original unaltered mix, this 2010 edition is what you need.Β  (This mix is available on a DVD in the Elevated Edition, but not CD, and they each contain different bonus material.)

“A New Day Yesterday” has the task of opening this new era of Jethro Tull on LP, and it maintains the blues direction.Β  Then immediately, “Jeffrey Goes to Leicester Square” brings on the hippy side, with bongos, psychedlic jamming and the world’s greatest rock flautist.Β  “BourΓ©e” proves it, as he jams jazz-rock style along to J.S. Bach.Β  Only Tull can make Bach swing as they do on “BourΓ©e”.Β Β From the upbeat jamming “Nothing is Easy” to the exotic “Fat Man”, this album begins to open up Tull’s diversity.Β  “Reasons For Waiting” brings on a lush, orchestrated side of Jethro Tull that some would call pompous and others would call delicate and quaint.Β  But then they just flat out rock — with flute — on album closer “For a Thousand Mothers”.Β  It’s truly the first diverse Tull album, going from corner to corner to explore whatever their hearts desired.

The Collector’s Edition contains valuable bonus music aplenty.Β  The first disc alone doubles the length of the album.Β Β  It has every bonus track from the previous 2001 remaster, which are the A and B-sides of two standalone singles.Β  These are the swinging’ “Living In the Past”,Β  filler “Driving Song”, the powerful (with horns!) and awesome “Sweet Dream”, and my favourite, “17”.Β  Β It adds in a mono single mix of “Living In the Past” with some subtle differences.Β  Two BBC live sessions are included via four live tracks, including “BourΓ©e”.Β  There are even amusing radio spots. And that’s just the first disc.

The second disc is an entire concert:Β Live atΒ Carnegie Hall, New York, 4 November 1970.Β  This would make it a show from the Benefit tour, the album which followed Stand Up.Β  It includes songs from Benefit, such as “Sossity; You’re a Woman”.Β  It also previews the future Aqualung classic “My God”. It is, of course, a great live show…it’s Jethro Tull in their youth after all!Β  Hear Ian Anderson go nuts on the flute solo!

Another highlight is “Dharma For One”, stretched out to 13 minutes to include a bonkers Clive Bunker drum solo.Β  The wicked slidey guitar on “A Song For Jeffrey” is really hot on these tapes too.Β  By this time, John Evan had joined as Tull’s pianist which adds another dimension.Β  Check out the intricate work on “With You There to Help Me”.

Then, as if that wasn’t enough, there is a bonus DVD which contains a DTS 5.1 mix of the whole concert — audio only, however!Β  If you have the equipment to play it, then enjoy. I will usually resort back to the stereo mix on CD but the 5.1 mix offers some additional depth.

For “things you will only watch once” (or twice if you’re reviewing your collection), the DVD also includes a 45 minute Ian Anderson interview from 2010 to check out.Β  The split with Mick Abrahams is one of the most interesting parts though the story of the impasse is familiar.Β  It simply boiled down to styles, and Ian didn’t want to be limited to just one.Β  As such, he considers Stand Up to be the first real Jethro Tull album; the first to tentatively embark on their world-wide musical journey.Β  Of course Mick had to be replaced, and Ian discusses three guitarists that tried out, including you-know-who.Β  Martin Barre was chosen of course, given a second chance after a poor first meeting.

Barre’s furious solo work on Stand Up‘s blistering “We Used to Know” more than justifies the choice.

The packaging is gorgeous, coming packed in a thick, sturdy digipack.Β  Artwork like this deserves a proper showcase, and unless you buy an original LP, this is about as good as it’s going to get.

5/5 stars

#921: Unhappy Worstday

It started with a sunburn.

A mid-afternoon swim on Saturday turned into a sleepless Sunday night.Β  The sunburn wasn’t that bad, but we lost track of time in the water and my back was really red.Β  Saturday night I was OK, but Sunday I was not.Β  I feel asleep with no shirt on, on top of the covers, with the air conditioning blasting right onto my back.Β  I woke up in the middle of the night with the worst chill I ever had in my life.

I’ve never had the shivers so bad.Β  It took a Visions In Sound sweatshirt, lots of blankets, and a Jen, but a couple hours later I was warmed up again.Β  I haven’t felt a chill like that since the flu of 2009.Β  I hid under the covers and was sweating for the rest of the night.Β  The lack of restful sleep meant an exhausted Monday.

Birthday Monday, didn’t have any solid plans.Β  Having dinner with my folks was a possibility but I was not feeling well from the lack of sleep and sunburn.Β  Maybe it is age, but it was the second worst sunburn I’ve ever inflicted upon myself.Β  And it was my own fault too; no sunscreen.Β  I’d forgotten how rotten a sunburn can make you feel.Β  Combine that with the effects from the chill the night before, and I was in no mood to be social.Β  A quiet night at home would do.

Except it wouldn’t.

Jen went out in the afternoon to the mall.Β  I wish she wouldn’t spend so long there.Β  We’ve had so many seizures there, usually at the end of her day when she was getting ready to head home.Β  When I started getting confusing text messages from her that didn’t make sense, I knew that it was happening again.Β  I happened to be finished work at that exact moment, so I jumped in the car.Β  It took 10-15 phone calls before she finally picked up.Β  During the seizure she lost her groceries and mobility device.Β  What a nightmare.Β  She recovered all her stuff but…wow.

Not the worst birthday I ever had, but definitely in the bottom five.

The one thing I really appreciated is all the birthday messages.Β  They were the best gift, but the one I really loved was this one from Darr Erickson.Β Β Darr wins the 2021 round with this champion of a comment:

Thank you Darr, and to everyone else who wished me a happy birthday this year.Β  And even if you didn’t, thank you anyway, because I know you were thinking it.

This Friday on the LeBrain Train, we’ll have the real celebration. Harrison the Mad Metal Man has chosen to celebrate his own birth on Friday, so it’s a double party!Β  It will be a list show with the theme:Β  Songs that make our skin vibrate!Β  We have have a full panel as well as drop-in guests.Β  Spoiler alert:Β  Brent Jensen will be there!Β  (And he always shows up!)

Help us this Friday to make it a much better celebration.Β  Hope to see you then.