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REVIEW: Queen + Adam Lambert – “You Are the Champions” (2020)

QUEEN + ADAM LAMBERT – “You Are the Champions” (2020 iTunes)

Queen were one of the earlier groups out of the gate with new “lockdown” recordings.ย  From their homes they re-recorded “We Are the Champions”, dedicated to frontline workers, with Adam Lambert to raise money for the World Health Organisation’s “Solidarity Response Fund”.ย  Whatever the cause may be, we are here to review the music.

The idea here is that Queen are not the champions this time — we are!ย  Together we have locked down and sacrificed, and we are doing it for each other.ย  The lyrics don’t really fit but we know what Queen meant.ย  Lambert doesn’t actually change the words to “You are the champions” until the halfway point.

This track is the familiar Queen arrangement, though shortened by a verse.ย  Adam Lambert is a fine singer, as he proves in the outro.ย  Queen didn’t go with the big layered vocals here; perhaps you need a recording studio to do that.ย  Instead Lambert’s voice takes the spotlight by itself.ย  Even the instrumentation is sparse — no solos, and only a couple Brian May guitar noodles to savour.

There’s a striking music video with stark footage of empty streets.ย  I like that Lambert did his hair and makeup to the nines while the other two look casual.ย  Let’s join Queen and Adam in thanking our frontline healthcare workers — and thank you Queen for recording again.ย  How about a new album next time?

3.5/5 stars

REVIEW: Darrell Mansfield – “Thunder and Lightning” (1985)

DARRELL MANSFIELD – “Thunder and Lightning” (1985 Broken Records, from Revelation)

Back in old ’86, Bob Schipper taped a bunch of Christian rock bands from a co-worker at the local Harvey’s.ย  He recorded five songs by two artists:ย  REZ and Darrell Mansfield.ย  I, in turn, recorded them from him.ย  Those artists, Rez and Mansfield, were hard to find at retail.ย  We’d never even heard of them before.ย  As time went on, 12 years at the Record Store, I never saw them.ย  You had to go to a speciality Christian record store.ย  (Or, in the 2000s, just look online.)

The one Darrell Mansfield track that I really liked from that tape was called “Thunder and Lightning”.ย  We both loved it.ย  Didn’t know anything about the guy.ย  Couldn’t find his albums.ย  The tape eventually became unplayable.ย  What to do?

The easiest thing was just to download the song off iTunes.ย  Eager to hear it again, and unsure if I wanted a whole Mansfield album, that’s exactly what I did.

From his 1985 disc Revelation, which boasts cover artwork that I liken to God meets Judas Priest, “Thunder and Lightning” is the opening track.ย  Appropriately it commences with some rip-roarin’ guitar soloin’.

So here’s the thing about Christian rock.ย  You either dig it or not.ย  There is plenty of guitar and vocal howls n’ shrieks to entertain the masses.ย  Mansfield’s lyrics are not heavy handed; they can be ignored.ย  It’s pretty obvious what they’re about if you pay attention, but only if you pay attention.

“The wind is blowing like a rolling stone, all the believers will be goin’ home.ย  Don’t be caught in the fallin’ rain.ย  Don’t need to suffer, don’t need the pain.”ย  The only clue to Darrell’s true message here is the word “believers”.

“Come on, don’t lose control.ย  Come on, don’t lose your soul.ย  Come on, put your feet on a rock, come on get your neighbours and rock!”ย  Anyone familiar with Christianity knows that one of several meanings of the word “rock” is a metaphor for faith.ย  Subtle enough.ย  One of the more blatant lines is “We wanna meet you in the Heavenly cloud, don’t be reluctant don’t be too proud.”ย  Still easy enough to miss.

“Thunder and Lightning” seems to be about one of those end-of-the-world scenarios.ย  Disaster looms, but the faithful are saved.ย  Mansfield refers to the “Storm-catcher” without naming Jesus.ย  It’s actually better done than a lot of Stryper lyrics.

There’s a smoking 40-second guitar intro,and the another 40 seconds of blazing mid-song.ย  That’s a pretty generous amount of guitar for a 4:48 song.ย  (Apparently future Mr. Big guitarist Paul Gilbert played on some of the other album tracks.)ย  What sells it though is not just the insane-o guitar playing, but also Mansfield’s powerhouse voice.ย  When the guy makes his voice crack, Tyler-esque, on certain words, it just hits the spot!

This is a brilliant track that, whether you’re a believer or just a rock n’ roller, deserves to be heard again.

5/5 stars

 

 

REVIEW: Gowan – Lost Brotherhood (1990)

GOWAN – Lost Brotherhood (1990 Atlantic)

I like to think of this Gowan album (a gift from Aaron at the KMA) as “the one with Alex Lifeson”.ย  Gowan has worked with some incredible musicians besides Styx, including Tony Levin (several times, including this album), Robert Fripp and Jon Anderson.ย  Gowan’s fourth album Lost Brotherhood has a distinct Rush tone on several tracks and so it easily became a favourite.ย  It’s important to note though that it’s not just Lifeson on this disc, but also Ken Greer from Red Rider providing the guitars.ย  Though Lawrence Gowan is primarily a keyboardist, this might be his most guitar-heavy album.ย  (Of note, future Triumph contributor Mladen Zarron also plays additional guitar on this album.)

“All the Lovers in the World” was the single, a hit as I recall, and still excellent today.ย  You can’t forget that chorus.ย  It sounds so very 1990, like Presto-era Rush, especially when Alex rips one of those patented Lifeson solos that’s more about the guitar tone than banging out a million notes.ย  In the back, you got Tony Levin dancing gleefully all over the neck of his bass.ย  One word:ย  breathtaking.

A Levin groove commences a nocturnal “Lost Brotherhood”, a serious prowler that you could easily mistake for latter-day Styx.ย  Lawrence has a way with writing piano hooks and “Lost Brotherhood” boasts a tasty one.ย  “Call It A Mission” could be Rush for all you could tell, if not for Gowan’s huskier voice.ย  The pulse of this song is like a “superconductor”, if you catch my drift, and the solo is slick and different.ย  Then it’s “The Dragon”, dramatic and weighty.ย  Levin is hitting some deep notes which just makes “Dragon” rumble like the titular beast.

Gowan goes for acoustic ballad territory on “Love Makes You Believe”, another big chorus.ย  Ken Greer accents the song with very slight touches and Tony adds so much texture.ย  They really crank it on “Fire It Up”, a rocker that would have led off side two of the original vinyl.ย  This boogie just stomps!

“Out of a Deeper Hunger” is another ballad, at least until a nice crunchy guitar kicks in on the excellent chorus.ย  Rock territory is reclaimed on “Tender Young Hero”, another Rush-like monolith with memorable chorus.ย  Gowan’s got a knack for a chorus, and the snare sound on drummer Jerry Marotta is a dead ringer for Peart.

Tinkling keys are the main feature on the delicate “Message From Heaven”.ย  Light, but still heavy.ย  Dramatic as hell.ย  But closer “Holding This Rage” is a masterwork, combining the piano and drama in a way that just reaches out and grabs you by your humanity.ย  Sounds like Marillion.

“Holding this rage isn’t your answer boy,
Holding this rage won’t lead you on.
Holding this rage will tear you to pieces boy,
Look what it’s done.”

By the fade out you’re…one again…breathless.

Though my Canadian bias is showing, it is a good thing that today, million of people get to hear Gowan’s special talents with Styx.ย  Though with Styx, Lawrence is part of a band led by Shaw/Young, as a solo artist he is the captain and always had the goods all along.ย  Lost Brotherhood is an excellent “first Gowan” album to check out due to the emphasis on guitar and of course the presence of one Alex ลฝivojinoviฤ‡.

4/5 stars

REVIEW: The Cars – Candy-O (1979, 2017 expanded edition)

THE CARS – Candy-O (1979 Elektra, 2017 expanded edition)

How many perfect albums are there in the world? Albums with no filler, only songs vital to the whole and valuable to the listening experience? Hopefully you have included The Cars’ Candy-O in your count.ย  The often “difficult” second album was apparently no problem for The Cars.ย  Ric Ocasek came in with a huge batch of new minimalist songs, plus a couple outtakes.

“I like the night life, baby!”ย  Ben Orr takes the first lead vocal on “Let’s Go”, the Max Webster-like lead single.ย  Already off to a great start, this tight little number is subtle and loaded to the gills with hooks.

“Somethin’ in the night just don’t sit right.”ย  Ric Ocasek enters the fray with a quirky “Since I Held You”.ย  The Cars’ unique way with a melody is apparent on this track, one of those deeper cuts you don’t want to miss.ย  David Robinson’s drums — loud and effective at punctuation.ย  Give credit to producer Roy Thomas Baker for wringing every last hook out of these songs.

“And once in a night, I dreamed you were there.”ย  A restrained ballad, it unleashes the melodic power of the Cars at the chorus, given a bump by Greg Hawkes’ mini moog.ย  One of their more accomplished compositions, every part serving its purpose.

“It takes a fast car, lady, to lead a double life.”ย  The possible centrepiece of the album, Ocasek’s “Double Life” smoulders and builds into a dark masterpiece.ย  At one point this track was to be dropped from the album; let’s be glad the Cars came to their sense.ย  Though the song is built on a punchy, sharp beat, Elliot Easton’s guitar melody floats detached above.

“You ride around in your cadium car, keep wishin’ upon a star.”ย  A robotic pulse and frantic vocal make up “Shoo Be Doo”, a transitional piece that serves to bridge the two songs it falls between.ย  Candy-O is beginning to sound like a concept album to the ears.

“Edge of night, distract yourself.”ย  The fierce title track “Candy-O”, fronted by Ben Orr, is another possible centerpoint of the album.ย  The song is layered thick with Elliot Easton’s guitar hooks and Greg Hawkes’ keyboard blips.ย  Though not a single, “Candy-O” has become a favourite and a great example of the Cars’ musical abilities as players.

“Ooh, how you shake me up and down, when we hit the night spots on the town.”ย  Jittery and caffeinated, the noturnal “Night Spots” again verges on Max Webster territory.ย  Ocasek stutters his way through the lyrics while the hyper band get bouncing in behind.ย  It feels like you’ve been staying awake for three days and three nights with nothing but coffee in your blood.

“I can’t put out your fire, I know it’s too late.”ย  The album then takes a sudden left turn back to smoother ground, playing looser on the ballad “You Can’t Hold On Too Long”.ย  The lyrics take a darker turn, with the shadow of addictions.

“He’s got his plastic sneakers, she’s got her Robuck purse.”ย  Ocasek sings an anthem to the mismatched on “Lust for Kicks”, another punchy Cars song though with a laid back tempo.ย  Hawkes’ simple keyboard hook is the main structure, with Easton providing guitar noise far in the background.ย  Ocasek’s expressive vocal is the focus.

“Send me a letter on a midnight scroll.”ย  There’s a frantic energy to “Got a Lot on My Head”, a sense of panic and urgency.ย  This time it’s the guitar in front and some of the Cars proto-punk roots break through.ย  A lot is packed into a short song.

“Can I bring you out in the light?ย  My curiosity’s got me tonight.”ย  A third contender for centerpiece of the album is the closer “Dangerous Type”, and its closing position might be its only disqualifier.ย  Though it has a “Bang-a-Gong” knockoff riff for the verses, the chorus dips into much darker territory.ย  Then another Max Webster moment creeps in when Hawkes adds his moog.ย  This brilliant track is an apt closer for such a quirky yet dark album.

Indeed, Candy-O seems semi-obsessed with the night, with shadows, and with secrets.ย  So it’s quite unexpected how uplifted you feel after listening to it — lighter and brighter.ย  As if the shadows have been exorcised, at least for a little while.

Candy-O itself is only 36 minutes, so if you need a deeper immersion, the expanded edition is perfect.ย  It contains seven bonus tracks:ย  five alternate versions, one B-side and one unreleased song.ย  (There is an additional piece of rare music available separately, a very different early version of “Night Spots” on Just What I Needed: The Cars Anthology).ย  Remarkably, though rougher, most of these are probably good enough for an album already.ย  If you already love Candy-O, you will dig the slightly different and more raw versions offered as bonus tracks.ย  “Dangerous Type” is far less dark, and “Let’s Go” is busier.

“They Won’t See You”, like early 80s Alice Cooper, has a dark campy quality but also a biting guitar hook.ย  It’s actually better than a lot of Cooper from that period, even though it was never released.ย  Apparently it was a popular Cars encore.ย  Finally (and appropriately) its “That’s It”, ending the CD at an hour in length (easy enough to digest in a single sitting).ย  If not for the technical limits of vinyl at the time, it might have made an excellent coda for the original album.ย  It’s a song about endings, so it works naturally at the end of this edition.

Candy-O, with or without the extras, is a perfectly brilliant listen and an album that deserves a place of honour in a collection.ย  But why get 36 minutes when you can have an hour, plus an expanded booklet with lyrics, photos and Easton essay?ย  “Let’s Go”!

5/5 stars

REVIEW: Alice Cooper – “Don’t Give Up” (2020 iTunes)

ALICE COOPER – “Don’t Give Up” (2020 iTunes)

Thank God for Alice Cooper! 50 years ago, he was considered by the mainstream to be nothing more than an untalented shock rocker. In 2020, he is inspiring people to keep on keepin’ on. He’s got a powerful message for anyone who needs to hear it.

“Don’t Give Up” is the most direct, the most topical and the least “Alice” song that the Coop has ever done. Why the “least” Alice? Because this time he is not playing a character. He’s not telling some horrifying bedtime story. Or is he? “Don’t Give Up” is about Coronavirus and blatantly so.

“Yeah, I know you’re struggling right now. We all are, in different ways. It’s like a new world that we don’t even know. It’s hard to sleep, even harder to dream. But look, you got seven billion brothers and sisters all in the same boat! So don’t panic. Life has a way of surviving and going on and on. We’re not fragile and we sure don’t break easy.”

This single was recorded in home studios.ย  It’s accompanied by a cool video expertly produced by Canuck Frank Gryner, using footage sent in by fans.ย  It is so rare for Alice to really make a statement that pertains to current events.ย  And it is a very specific song; there are no underlying stories or metaphors to untangle.ย  But when you think about Coop, it’s not really surprising that he came out of the gates so fast with a song like this.ย  Alice Cooper is a human being that cares about other human beings.ย  The message is simple:ย  keep fighting and don’t give up.ย  Sometimes people need to actually hear the words.

Musically you could call “Don’t Give Up” a power ballad.ย  It has a very 80’s guitar figure, with Alice speaking his message over it.ย  The chorus is more modern, with Alice singing as plaintively as he can.ย  “Don’t Give Up” is unremarkable as a rock ballad, but as a lyrical accomplishment, Alice has forged new ground 50 years on.ย  He has written some remarkably powerful words.

“Our enemy is a cold, indiscriminate monster.ย  It doesn’t care if you’re old or a newborn.ย  It exists to kill.ย  You and I are nothing to it.ย  It has no heart or soul or conscience.ย  Do we fear it? Yeah! Do we cower before it? Hell no! We’re the blood-n-guts human race. And we win.”

The important thing that Alice says here is that it is alright to be afraid.ย  Look, Alice has fought demons, and if this scares him then there is no shame in feeling fear.ย  People are being labelled as cowards for wearing a mask in public.ย  ย Alice is right — we will win, and we will do whatever it takes to win.ย  If you’re scared right now, you tell ’em that Alice Cooper said that’s OK.

3.5/5 stars

 

REVIEW: Marillion – “Made Again (2020)”

MARILLION – “Made Again (2020)” (2020 iTunes)

It wasn’t that long ago, in this sad year, that Marillion gifted us a new version of “Easter” from their lockdown spaces.ย  Now, from the landmark Brave album, they’ve re-recorded the hopeful “Made Again”.

“I have been here many times before, in the life I used to live…”

Poignant.ย  We’re all grieving for the lives we used to live, some more than others.ย  I’m tiring very quickly of virus-themed songs, like that damn “I know there’ll be better days” ad I keep hearing on the TV.ย  It’s having the opposite effect on me and making me very bitter.

Since “Made Again” was written in 1994, it doesn’t have the stench of 2020 all over it.ย  We know the lyrics are being repurposed but it’s not so bad knowing their old origins.

“Like I woke up from a bad dream, to a brand new world.”

Unlike “Easter” this is a bit more of a complete arrangement, not abbreviated and without shortcuts.ย  You can buy the track for 99 cents on iTunes or watch the video on YouTube.ย  The video was painstakingly assembled from the at-home performance videos and fan footage sent in from all over the world.

We all need some optimism.

“I woke up from a deep sleep,
I woke up from a bad dream,
To a brand new morning,
To a brand new day,
Like the whole world has been made again.”

I hope so, guys.ย  I hope so.

5/5 stars

TV REVIEW: American Dad – “Brave N00b World”

AMERICAN DAD โ€“ โ€œBrave N00b Worldโ€ (Episode 4, season 17)

Chinese ice cream can save the world.ย  That’s the message of this episode of American Dad.

CIA agent Stan Smith has a new assignment.ย  A North Korean general is expected to be in China for an Overwatch video game competition.ย  Stan and his team must enter the contest and progress through the rounds to assassinate the general, but first he will need his son Steve’s help playing the game and looking like a millennial.ย  Jackson better learn to vape if he wants to fool anyone into thinking he’s young and into Overwatch!ย  If the team can get some Chinese ice cream while there, so much the better.

Unfortunately for Stan and his team (and the world), his attention is split between his son and his assignment.ย  He wasn’t totally honest with Steve, who thinks this is more a father-son trip than a kill-a-North-Korean-general trip.ย  As Stan is learning, focus is key.ย  So how can he split his focus between assignment and son?

Since it’s Stan Smith we’re talking about, you can safely assume he screws it up and the mission goes wrong as usual.ย  But this time, he didn’t just screw it up Stan style.ย  He didn’t even stop at full Sledge Hammer.ย  This time, Stan goes all the to way maximum Rick and Morty, and destroys the entire world.

 

Smith misses his shot, botching the assassination.ย  China launches their nukes.ย  America retaliates.ย  Mutually assured destruction.

Fortunately, China saved mementos of their heritage in a culture pod, including a cone of delicious Chinese ice cream.ย  So America launches an eagle-headed missile adorned with truck-nuts and blaring “Kickstart My Heart”, and the culture pod is destroyed.ย  Before you can say “Kee-stah-ma-hah”, there is nothing left of the Earth.ย  Nothing but rubble, dust, and ash…and a single scoop of Chinese ice cream, floating in space, past Mars, past the asteroid belt, and into the void.

For one million years, the ice cream floats through the cosmos undisturbed until finally an alien ship happens upon it.ย  What an incredible taste!ย  They must have more.ย  Scans show that Earth suffered an “extinction event”.ย  The only way to get more ice cream is to re-create the Earth and let time do the rest.

The world has a second chance.ย  Will Stan do it differently this time?ย  Will anyone discover the truth of this new reconstructed existence?ย  Will Bill Nye show up at the end to throw cold water all over “Ice Cream-ulation Theory”?ย  You’ll have to watch to find out.

In the B-story, the entire rest of the family gets their heads stuck in the banister, which basically puts Roger, Francine, Hayley and Jeff out of action.ย  The best instalments are usually Roger-centric, but not this time.ย  Perhaps American Dad needed to catch up with Rick and Morty, or perhaps it should try harder to live up to the promise of old episodes like “Lost in Space” or the saga of the Golden Turd.ย  At first it appeared this episode was going to a gamer-based comedy.ย  Then it evolved into something more existential.ย ย It can be stated firmly that “Brave N00b World” returns the show to a high point like the good old Mike Barker days.

5/5 stars

REVIEW: Ozzy Osbourne – Live at Budokan (2002)

OZZY OSBOURNE – Live at Budokan (2002 Sony)

Ozzy’s last paint-by-numbers live album was almost two decades ago.ย  In actuality, you really only need a live one with Randy Rhoads and you’re golden.ย  But if you’re in the mood for downtuned Ozzy songs, Live at Budokan might be the way to go.

While the new rhythm section of Mike Bordin (Faith No More) and Rob Trujillo (Metallica) do have a positive impact on the sound, Zakk Wylde is tiring.ย  His constant divebombing all over Randy’s composition “I Don’t Know” just rubs the wrong way.ย  Then it’s an unremarkable song called “That I Never Had” from Down to Earth.ย  The most enjoyable thing about it is actually Zakk’s backing vocal.

Ozzy spaces out old songs with new ones so sleep doesn’t take you too soon.ย  “Believer” is a nice inclusion, since we’ve never had a version of it with Zakk on guitar.ย  There’s a novelty to it for that reason, so it’s notable.ย  A crap new song called “Junkie” acts as filler before “Mr. Crowley”.ย  They used to have an acronym in Star Trek that they would paint on pipes and conduits on the Enterprise:ย  “GNDN”.ย  Goes nowhere, does nothing.ย  That’s “Junkie”.ย  And “Crowley” just drags.

The last of the new songs here is “Gets Me Through”; the single, you know the one.ย  The one with the hilariously unimaginative lyric “I’m not the kind of person you think I am, I’m not the Antichrist or the Iron Man”.ย  We sure do miss Bob Daisley’s lyrical touch.ย  “Gets Me Through” might be the most paint-by-numbers of any Ozzy track since Zakk joined the band.

Get ready for a whole shit-ton of No More Tears stuff, as Ozzy rolls out four of ’em.ย  The title track is still great and doesn’t strain Ozzy as much as the earlier songs.ย  “Mama I’m Coming Home”, well sure, it has its fans.ย  “I Don’t Want to Change the World” is still a yawn and “Road to Nowhere” fares well.ย  The crowd sure loves ’em, those familiar hits.ย  They go nuts for “Crazy Train” which just doesn’t sound right tuned down like this.ย  Same with “Bark at the Moon”.ย  Ozzy closes with the only Sabbath track on the disc, “Paranoid”.ย  The double tracked vocals are obvious and annoyingly artificial sounding.ย  It’s cool hearing the Faith No More style of drumming all over it though.ย  Mike Bordin is a tremendous talent but was he the right guy for Ozzy Osbourne?

As the most unessential of all Ozzy releases, Live at Budokan should really be the last one to add to your collection.ย  If you care, it was available with two covers:ย  red printing, and black printing.ย  For extra pain, you could also go for DVD.ย  Best track:ย  “Believer”.

1/5 stars

 

REVIEW: Loudness – Masters of Loudness (1996)

LOUDNESS – Masters of Loudness (1996 Warner Japan, 2010 Wounded Bird reissue)

By 1996, Loudness already had three singers, 11 studio albums, and numerous EPs, compilations and live records.ย  15 years on from their debut album The Birthday Eve, it was time for an anthology.ย  Masters of Loudness is made up of 29 tracks (eight live ones) including all singers and all eras.ย  It uses Japanese mixes of some songs, different from their US counterparts, and what appears to be one exclusive new tune.

How the mixture is balanced can only be determined by a solid listen.

The original Loudness commences the anthology, which is mostly in chronological order but not entirely.ย  Minoru Niihara has always been a hell of a singer, and his melodic singing helps make “Angel Dust” accessible as a speed metal rocker can be.ย  Like a cross between vintage Scorpions and Priest, pedal fully to the floor.ย  It doesn’t matter that most of the words are in Japanese.ย  From the excellent Disillusion album, “Dream Fantasy” is included in all its Maiden-esque glory.ย  Not “Crazy Doctor” though — Masters of Loudness chooses to include some of the biggest and best songs in live form instead.ย  This is an unfortunate though popular strategy used on numerous anthologies and it is a win/lose proposition.ย  In the “win” column, it breaks up monotony, represents more releases, and allows you to hear lesser-known versions of popular songs.ย  On the other side of the coin, it means you don’t get the best known versions of the best songs.ย  You get, frankly, inferior versions of possibly the only songs you know.ย  And that’s why it’s unfortunate.

The third track “Speed” is one such live inclusion, from 1983’s Live-Loud-Alive.ย  It does allow you to hear how hot Loudness were on stage so early in their career.ย  The entire Thunder in the East album is bafflingly skipped over.ย  It is possible, from the Japanese perspective, that Thunder in the East is not as significant as it is here.ย  Instead we jump ahead to 1986’s Shadows of War (released here as Lightning Strikes) and 1987’s Hurricane Eyes.ย  The Japanese mix of “Let It Go”, their most commercial track, is notably different.ย  The vocals are more distant and there are additional shouts and bits of guitar included.ย  The US mix was more streamlined and polished for radio.ย  “Shadows of War” and “S.D.I.” are also Japanese mixes each awesome in its own right.ย  “Shadows of War” just has the vibe, right in the middle of darkness and light.ย  Meanwhile “S.D.I.” is an iconic thrash that goes down easy thanks to Minoru Niihara’s vocal prowess.

This anthology skips past the final release with Niihara (1988’s Jealousy EP) and picks up with new vocalist Mike Vescera, their first and only American member.ย  Strangely the first Vescera track is “Slap in the Face” which is actually from his last release with the band, a 1991 EP.ย  It’s biting and heavy, but the loss of Minoru Niihara changed not only the voice of Loudness, but also their identity.ย  Where they used to sound uniquely Japanese, Vescera made them sound like a band from anywhere.ย  He was and is a great singer with grit and remarkable range and power.ย  He could certainly take on Minoru in terms of vocal ability.ย  But they sounded less like Loudness.ย  That said, “Slap in the Face” is a heavy stomper that was perfectly in line with the direction bands like Metallica and Megadeth were going in the early 90s.

“You Shook Me” (their biggest track with Vescera) and “Demon Disease” represent 1989’s Soldier of Fortune album which still has a cult following.ย  Loudness only made two albums with Mike, and that era is unfortunately weighted too heavily on this set.ย  Nothing against the songs themselves, but this brief period gets far more disc time than all of the Niihara era.

Mike’s final Loudness album was 1991’s On the Prowl which mixed new material and new English re-recordings of selections from some of the older Japanese albums.ย  One of the new ones, “Down N’ Dirty” is predictably a stumble.ย  It sounds like some sassy band from Hollywood, not a band with the regal history of Loudness.ย  Trying to sound like Poison?ย  Perhaps.ย  At least “In the Mirror” and “Sleepless Nights” sound like Loudness, and they should, being re-recordings of the same songs from The Law of Devil’s Island.ย  Truthfully, Vescera sounds heroic here, like a true metal warrior come to rid the town of its evil.

A trio of live tracks with Vescera singing close off the first disc.ย  At the time of release these would have been considered rarities, but in 2009 a full live album with Vescera was issued called Live Loudest at the Budokan ’91.ย  These are cool live tracks and help fill in some songs that were missing from earlier.ย  The power ballad “Never Enough” is a remake of an old B-side called “Silent Sword”.ย  The cheese factor is cranked up, but let’s face it, this is the kind of song people were having hits with until grunge changed that forever.ย  Akira Takasaki’s guitar solo is delectable.ย  Then finally it’s “Crazy Doctor”, possibly the best riff that Akira ever wrote.ย  Vescera has no issues with the notes or the power necessary to deliver them effectively.ย  Finally the CD ends with a live cut of the very first song from the very first album:ย  “Loudness”.ย  It’s quite good and an excellent showcase of Mike’s abilities, not to mention the extended Takasaki solo, a composition until itself, where he shows Eddie Van Halen how guitar tapping is done.

Loudness changed once again, when Mike Vescera bailed to join Yngwie J. Malmsteen.ย  They also lost original bassist Masayoshi Yamashita at this time.ย  The second CD (mostly) represents the Masaki Yamada (E-Z-O) era of Loudness, their current singer at the time of release.ย  With that in context, you can understand why so much time is dedicated to Masaki, who only had two Loudness studio albums under his belt so far.

The first Masaki, 1992’s Loudness, has five of its ten tracks represented here.ย  They selected five of the best:ย  “Pray for the Dead”, “Slaughter House”, “Black Widow”, “Hell Bites”, and “Firestorm”.ย  By and large, the new Loudness was focused on heavy grooves.ย  Banging heads was a priority once again.ย  “Firestorm” thrashes as fast and heavy and any vintage Loudness classic.ย  The big difference was Masaki’s clearly noncommercial voice.ย  Unlike Vescera or even Minoru, you can’t really imagine Masaki’s songs on the radio.ย  It was, however, the 1990s, and Masaki was able to harness the altera-heavy going on at that time.

From the 1994 live album Once and For All, “Waking the Dead” is included, another song from the first Masaki album.ย  Then finally it’s “Crazy Night”, Loudness’ biggest and most beloved hit from Thunder in the East.ย  Strangely though, instead of the Masaki live version from Once and For All, we are back to Mike Vescera again.ย  It’s a fine version indeed, but this confusion could have been avoided by just putting the studio version on CD 1.ย  It’s probably confusing for the listener to be bouncing around from one singer to another.

There are four songs from the second Masaki album, 1994’s Heavy Metal Hippies.ย  This is when Loudness started their real 1990s evolution, focusing less on metal and loosely expanding into other styles.ย  They also lost two more members at this point.ย  Bassist Taiji Sawada, who replaced Masayoshi Yamashita in 1992, was out and Akira played bass on Heavy Metal Hippies.ย  Original drummer Munetaka Higuchi also left and was replaced by E-Z-O drummer Hirotsugu Homma.ย  By the numbers, at this point Loudness was actually more E-Z-O.ย  The change is audible in the music, still heavy, but less melodic and more modern (“Howling Rain” being an exception).ย  Though Heavy Metal Hippies was released only in Japan, they still managed to get a metal big namer to produce:ย  Chris Tsangarides.

The Loudness lineup solidified once more with bassist Naoto Shibata, who appears on the live tracks “Desperation, Desecration” and “S.D.I” from 1995’s Loud ‘n’ Raw.ย  Yes, “S.D.I.” is the only song to appear twice on this anthology.ย  Why “S.D.I.”?ย  Why not.ย  It’s important to have live versions of old classics, but with the new singer at the microphone.ย  Unfortunately in a comparison between Masaki and Minoru, Minoru wins.ย  He wrote the song for his own voice, and Masaki’s growly style is barely compatible.

Masters of Loudness saved the best for last:ย  “Master of the Highway”, an excellent song that seems to be an exclusive.ย  It puts the focus right onto the riff, a sharp Takasaki blitz of six-string chunk.ย  Masaki has never sounded so menacing as when growling this tune.

Black stars!
Coming down.
Power!
Pedal to the metal.
Night rider,
Machines of steel.
I am the master! Master of the highway!
Yeah yeah! Oh yeah!

As Masaki tears off through the “demon night”, he only turns up the menace further.ย  “You’re with the master!ย  Master of the highway!”ย  Akira then lays down a face melter of a solo, and before you can get back up, it’s all over.

Rare is the single track that is worth buying a 2 CD anthology just to get, but there it is.

It would be fascinating to be a fly on the wall and to know exactly what the thinking process is in making a release like this.ย  How was each track decided upon?ย  Why was there a Mike Vescera version of “Crazy Night” right in the middle of a disc that is otherwise entirely Masaki Yamada material?ย  Did somebody higher up say “Nope, we need a melodic version of the song, put on an earlier one”?ย  And why live versions of such big hits anyway?

Masters of Loudness can be broken down this way:

  • Suffers from too many live substitutions.
  • Minimizes the Minoru Niihara era in favour of later singers.
  • Breaks chronological order twice.

But it can also be said that Masters of Loudnessย has:

  • 29 awesome Loudness tracks.
  • One really smoking “new” track in “Master of the Highway”.
  • A representative slice of every Loudness lineup from 1981-1996.

As always, cost will be a factor and Japanese imports are rarely cheap.ย  If you can afford it, it’s worth picking up Masters of Loudness and of course, playing it loud.

3.5/5 stars

 

 

 

 

R.I.P. Little Richard (1932-2020)

I don’t know when I first heard Little Richard, but I do know when I first loved Little Richard:ย  1987.ย  Predator.

Richard Wayne Penniman was 87.ย  He’ll always be remembered for “Tutti Frutti”, “Long Tall Sally”, and “Good Golly Miss Molly”.ย  His piano work was astounding and his voice unmistakable.ย  I’m gonna miss Little Richard.ย  Rest in peace.