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REVIEW: Yes – Drama (1980) – The Meat Challenge

The Meat Challenge:ย  Listen to an album we’ve never heard before, and write about it while listening for the first time on headphones.ย  I was given Drama by Yes.

YES – Drama (1980 Atlantic)

Because context is always important, a quick glance at Wikipedia tells us that Drama the first Yes album “to feature Trevor Horn as lead vocalist, as well as keyboardist Geoff Downes. This followed the departures of Jon Anderson and Rick Wakeman after numerous attempts to record a new album…Drama was recorded hurriedly, because a tour had already been booked before the change in personnel.”

Heavy-footed “Machine Messiah” begins like a metal epic, with a dense, galvanizing guitar riff, and then goes through multiple lighter sections of acoustics and keyboards.ย  Regal and bouncy, “Machine Messiah” is uplifting despite (and because of) its complexity.ย  Clouds form about halfway through the song, darkening the landscape, but that guitar returns for second round.ย  Tricky bits are three-dimensional, snakelike and winding, but satisfying.ย  An enticing start!

After a 10 minute opener, you’re fairly warmed up for anything, but “White Car” is surprising nonetheless for its lushness and brevity.ย  It sounds like there should be more, but then Chris Squire brings the bass of “Does it Really Happen”, reminding me that he’s truly one of the all time greatest four-stringers in history.ย  His fingers gallop.ย  What a crisp, tight bass sound.ย  Hard to describe this track — it moves, and it’s full, but not immediate.ย  Builds nicely up with organ, vocal layers and guitar chords though.ย  I dig the bass licks right after the false ending.ย  Chris Squire was the man!

Drama‘s second side starts with “Into the Lens”, and another bass pulse by Chris Squire.ย  Bouncing from section to section, it’s hard to pin this song down to one style.ย  It’s easy to say it’s great though.ย  It’s a big song, always interesting and going someplace.ย  From the camera lens, we “Run Through the Light”, opening with gentle acoustic picking and elegant singing.ย  Then the electric guitar and keyboards lay down the hooks.ย  This is my favourite song so far.ย  Trevor Horn’s vocals are enticingly catchy with a Police-like chorus, but then there’s a squirrely and cool Steve Howe guitar solo.

We end the set on “Tempus Fugit”, the only track I was previously familiar with.ย  Like a space race with time, this song goes into hyperspace with engines powered by Chris Squire.ย  ย In a flurry, the album is over.ย  Drama.

That wasn’t a bad first listen.

4.5/5 stars

GUEST REVIEW – Roky Erickson and the Aliens โ€“ The Evil One – The Meat Challenge

The Meat Challenge:ย  Listen to an album we’ve never heard before, and write about it while listening for the first time on headphones.ย  Meat was given Roky Erikson by LeBrain.

ROKY ERICKSON & THE ALIENS โ€“ The Evil One (1981)

How did we get to where we are now?ย  Letโ€™s have a very quick nutshell synopsis of a pretty incredible story (a story which is captured in much more detail in a very good 2005 documentary titled Youโ€™re Gonna Miss Me.ย  Have you seen it? Itโ€™s a beauty.)

Roky Erickson was born in 1947 in Dallas, Texas.ย  He co-founded an influential psychedelic rock band called The 13th Floor Elevators, who had some chart success in the late 60s. In 1969, Roky Erickson got arrested for smoking a joint and to avoid jail, pled guilty and was sent to the nuthouse until his release in 1974.ย  Roky Erickson & the Aliens were born and released their debut album in 1980.

Now that we have that out of the way, I have not heard the debut album.ย  Nor have I heard any other Roky Erickson album going into this.ย  I was not sure what to expect and what I got was different and frankly more than I expected.ย  The Evil One was produced by ex-CCR bassist Stu Cook, and together he and Roky definitely came out with a great sounding recordโ€ฆthat talks about Lucifer a lotโ€ฆand the devil โ€ฆand ghostsโ€ฆ. ย Basically, you could look at this album a collection of crazy stories.ย  More specifically, I now look at The Evil One as a collection of 15 short B-movies expressed through exceptional Pop-Rock songwriting.ย  Imagine if Hall and Oates got a bit of Rock balls and started worshipping Satan.ย  Here are some thoughts I had while listening to each song/movie on The Evil One.

  1. โ€œTwo Headed Dog (Red Temple Prayer)โ€ –ย  The first track is the only song I had actually heard before on this album.ย  LeBrain picked this for a tribute back in the days when Sausagefest was doing them.ย  Hearing this again, I enjoy it like I did when I first heard it.ย  Great rock song with guitar licks that kinda surprised me.ย  Roky Erickson possesses a great voice with a naturally high register, which allows him to belt out the hearty Rock.
  1. โ€œI Think of Demonsโ€ –ย  Another solid rock song bringing to mind everything from the Ramones to Thin Lizzy to โ€œinsert 70s melodic rock band hereโ€.ย  A lot of poppy goodness here.ย  Perhaps the happiest song ever with โ€œDemonsโ€ in the title?ย  Youโ€™d be right if you guessed there is more of this kinda thing to come.
  1. โ€œCreature With The Atom Brainโ€ –ย  Nicholas Cage would have been the star of this movie.ย  I really like the twin guitar parts in this track.ย  Bit of a hillbilly rock song.ย  Some conspiracy-minded strange banter in the middle which leads to even stranger banter at the end.
  1. โ€œThe Wind and Moreโ€ –ย  This is probably my favorite track on the album.ย  I really got a Max Webster meets Wishbone Ash vibe from this song.ย  Erickson seems to have a great way of finding his way melodically through rock and roll riffs.ย  Of course Lucifer is mentioned again.ย ย  Speaking ofโ€ฆcould this be what Pye Dubois would have sounded like if he made music? Hmmmm.
  1. โ€œDonโ€™t Shake Me Luciferโ€ –ย  Yes, this time the one of the Prince of Darknessโ€™ given names makes the title.ย  Roky really channels his inner Mick Jagger in this track.ย  Very Rolling Stones-esque all around really.ย  A bit more of an aggressive punk thing going on here.ย  Perhaps Teenage Head would be a better comparison.ย ย  Not one of my favorite tracks on the album to be honest.
  1. โ€œBloody Hammerโ€ –ย  This is another stand out track on the album.ย  Bit of a cock-out rock song that probably just cooks live.ย  Some epic ranting in this too.ย  For some reason I was thinking about Budgie during this song.ย  As for lyrically?ย  I am really not sure if I really wanna know what the actual bloody hammer was that inspired this song.
  1. โ€œStand For the Fire Demonโ€ –ย  I donโ€™t know what to make of this one.ย  While I admire the passion poured out in this track, there is a bit of a drag to it.ย  Another Nicholas Cager here.ย  You knowโ€ฆthe crazed, bug-eyed Cage where he makes no sense but is really adamant about it?ย  I think this might be a prayer to Satan.
  1. โ€œClick Your Fingers Applauding the Playโ€ –ย  Fun Thin Lizzy twin-guitar licks in this.ย  Other than that nothing especially stands out about this track.
  1. โ€œIf You Have Ghostsโ€ – ย โ€ฆYou have everything.ย  This is a hell of a song.ย  The middle musical part in this song starting with the solo is a fun piece of music.ย  Very good slightly-off-road rock song.
  1. โ€œI Walked With a Zombieโ€ –ย  Imagine if you were watching an episode of Happy Days, and instead of a jukebox they had a really fucking high Tom Petty playing music for the acid-tripping kids at Arnoldโ€™s. ย I think Ralph Malph lost his virginity to this song.ย  ย Just another sock-hop with the devil.
  1. โ€œNight of the Vampireโ€ –ย  This song is very Alice Cooper.ย  This would be the Rob Zombie directed movie set in the 70s.ย  By the way, Iโ€™ve given up trying to analyse these lyrics.
  1. โ€œItโ€™s a Cold Night for Alligatorsโ€ –ย  An average silly mid tempo rock song.ย  Actually itโ€™s better than that.ย  Iโ€™m getting a Max Webster vibe again, and some fun twin leads once more.
  1. โ€œMine Mine Mindโ€ –ย  Starting off with a tribal Alex Harvey rock feel, this is pretty much everything I like about 70s pop-rock.ย  This is basically what Trooper and Streetheart were doing around this time, but in this case, instead of singing about cars and girls, Roky Erickson chooses to sing about the Devil.ย  To each his/her own I guess.
  1. โ€œSputnikโ€ –ย  The second this song started, I was thinking about Ace Frehley.ย  Even the lyrics seem cosmos and NASA inspired.ย  This is the KISS song of the album.ย  I really like this track, and it could right now be one of those songs everyone is sick of hearing on FM radio.ย  Why isnโ€™t it?ย  Wellโ€ฆ the science fiction lyrics.ย  Ohโ€ฆand Satan.
  1. โ€œWhite Facesโ€ –ย  The album ends with more driving rock and roll.ย  The first verse of this song is:

Friends with a beast,
Because of sharp teeth,
The devil so red,
The fiery evil blieb.
ย 

WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!

ย Once again we have melodic and poppy mid tempo rock referring to Satan.ย  This man is just too happy about demons.

Overall I would call this a better than average rock record.ย  Perhaps with multiple listens some of the melodic hooks would sink into me deeper, but as of now better than average is pretty much what I feel about this record.ย  Anyone who loves 70s rock would really love this album.ย  The devil is in the details.ย  Noโ€ฆIโ€™m seriousโ€ฆThe devil is truly within the details of this album.ย  I think the title speaks for itself.ย  This is an album about The Evil One.

3.75/5 demons

ย BY MEAT

Sunday Chuckle: The Guy in the Silver Mercedes

There has been this shady guy driving a silver Mercedes up and down our street.ย  He’s definitely up to something.ย  He always parks in the cul-de-sac at the end where he is out of sight.ย  We used to assume he was dealing drugs but we found some evidence last week that suggests he’s up to something else.

REVIEW: Mรถtley Crรผe – “Dr. Feelgood” (1989 cassette single)

MOTLEY CRUE – “Dr. Feelgood” (1989 Elektra cassette single)

I have a long history with collecting singles.ย  Record Store Tales Part 4: A Word About B-Sides was all about the discovery of exclusive songs, at the Zellers store in Stanley Park Mall.ย  The whole point in buying singles, to me, has always been acquiring rare tracks or rare versions of tracks.ย  Still, if you bought a single and the B-side ended up being on the album anyway, as long as it’s a good song, I don’t complain too much.

Back in 1989 we were all eagerly awaiting the release of Motley Crue’s forthcoming opus, Dr. Feelgood, their first “sober” album and first under the guidance of Bob Rock.ย  The first single was the title track, and on the little speakers of my radio, it crushed.ย ย In Getting More Tale #656: The One They Call Dr. Feelgood, I had this to say:

“I tried to catch ‘Feelgood’ on the radio and record it, but failed. Instead I bought the cassette single at the local Zellers store. Considering how many tracks the band worked up for Dr. Feelgood, I hoped they would be releasing non-album B-sides. They did not. Instead, ‘Feelgood’ was backed by โ€œSticky Sweetโ€, probably the weakest album track.”

This single, bought at the very same Zellers store in the very same mall, is still fun to hit ‘play’ on.ย  The old familiar cassette test tone precedes the song, a fun nostalgic reminder of the old days.ย  Then the riff caves in your skull, with no “Terror ‘n Tinseltown” intro.ย  I suppose if you were a stickler, you could say this version of “Feelgood” without “T.n.T.” was exclusive to the single.ย  It was pretty easy to separate the two on CD though.

Although certainly overplayed today, I can remember what we all liked about “Feelgood”.ย  The heavy groove was refreshing and quite unlike other bands getting airplay that summer:ย  Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and Aerosmith.ย  Then there’s Mick Mars’ solo and talkbox bit, still enjoyable.ย  I’ve probably heard it 1000 times, but “Dr. Feelgood” still plays good on air guitar.

Flipping the tape, the B-side “Sticky Sweet” perpetually sucks.ย  Motley Crue had a couple unreleased tracks to choose from that would have been better than “Sticky Sweet”, such as “Rodeo”.ย  But as revealed in an old issue of Hit Parader, some of those tracks were initially earmarked for a followup album called Motley Crue: The Ballads.ย  Regardless of the rationale, “Sticky Sweet” stinks like a poo stuck to the bottom of your shoe after you’ve already tracked it into the house.ย  In its favour, it does have a neat funky instrumental section in the middle, but that can’t save a shitty song.ย  And the thing is, even if an unreleased B-side was never in consideration, why couldn’t they have just picked a better album track, like “Slice of Your Pie” or “She Goes Down”?ย  Maybe they knew they were sitting on an album with five singles so they started by rolling out the shittiest B-sides?

Whatever!ย  The A-side may be timeless but the score must account for the atrocious B-side.

3/5 stars

 

REVIEW: Max Webster – Diamonds Diamonds (1981)

MAX WEBSTER – Diamonds Diamonds (1981 Anthem)

What a title for your first “greatest hits” compilation, eh?ย  Diamonds Diamonds emerged the year after Max Webster broke up, with no songs from the final album Universal Juveniles, the only one without Terry Watkinson.ย  Even though these kinds of posthumous records are usually not very good, Diamonds Diamonds is an exception.ย  It’s also one of the hardest Max Webster albums to find on CD, but a generous slice of vinyl at 13 tracks and 47 minutes.

“What do I know?” asks Kim Mitchell in the opening line of “Gravity”, the debut number.ย  Kim knew quite a bit actually, including how to write catchy music without it being overtly commercial.ย  He knew how to challenge listeners while delivering the hooks they craved.ย  “Gravity” is one such slice of brilliance.ย  ย It’s complex pop.

“High Class in Borrowed Shoes” is a classic rocker from their second album in ’77.ย  As much as it kicks, the lyrics and keyboard arrangement are not typical.ย  The title track “Diamonds Diamonds” followed “High Class” on the original album and it does again here.ย  Like a lullaby, “Diamonds Diamonds” floats on the wings of the backing vocal arrangement.ย  Next is “Summer’s Up” from the incredible debut Max platter.ย  Jangling guitars and dreamy keyboards make for a summer scene by the pool side, with drinks.ย  “Blowing the Blues Away” has a more traditional feel, country and blues and pop rolled into one, with a side order of quirky tones.ย  But it’ll make you feel good.ย  Continuing the feel-good celebration, it’s “A Million Vacations”, one of the greatest Canadian party songs of all time.ย  Kim Mitchell’s guitar work is sublime and baffling at once.

Side A ends with one of Max Webster’s most significant songs, “Let Go the Line” with lead vocals by Terry Watkinson who wrote the song, music and lyrics.ย  In Max Webster, lyrics were usually handled by the poet Pye Dubois.ย  In fact he wrote all but two of the lyrics on Diamonds Diamonds.ย  The two he didn’t (“Blowing the Blues Away” being the other) were written by Watkinson.ย  “Let Go the Line” could not be improved upon if you tried.ย  Kim’s regal guitar line, Dave Myles bass pulse, and the thrift of Gary McCracken’s drums are all flawlessly and perfectly fit to Terry’s ballad.ย  If Max Webster only had one “perfect” song, it’s “Let Go the Line”.

Fearlessly opening side two with furvor, it’s “The Party”!ย  It’s the off-kilter musicianship on tracks like this that had fans often comparing Max Webster to Frank Zappa.ย  Frank liked to have fun, too.ย  Well Max really liked to have fun!ย  “We’re all here for a celebration, the madcap scene and the Max Machine!”ย  That says it all.

Every decent “greatest hits” album needs unreleased songs.ย  Diamonds Diamonds has two decent ones, good songs that might be a bit too mainstream for a Max studio album.ย  “Hot Spots” is the first, a rip-roaring boogie of a good time.ย  By comparison, Kim could have recorded it on one of his early solo albums if Max didn’t release it on this.ย  It is chased by the outstanding “Paradise Skies”, another summery Max hit that keeps Canadian radio stations in business.ย  Melody and musicianship — that should be Max’s calling card.ย  The second of the new unreleased tunes is “Overnight Sensation”, the most ordinary (or forgettable) of the tracks.ย  The bassline really hops, and there’s even some cowbell, but the song isn’t comparable to something like “The Party” or “High Class”.

Although it’s better as an album opener, “Lip Service” (from Mutiny Up My Sleeve) is a bouncer.ย  “Socialutions, written down in our teens.ย  I mailed them to Kennedy, I typed them for Tito.”ย  Brilliance in a pen by Pye Dubois, barely contained by the bopping bass and upbeat keys.ย  Then before it’s all over it goes into a brief jazzy jam!ย  Finally it’s “Hangover”, also traditionally an opening song.ย  It’s the hardest rocker of the bunch, quirky as all hell and actually a good closer too!

Diamonds Diamonds still an important record today because “Overnight Sensation” and the outstanding “Hot Spots” haven’t been reissued on anything else.ย  You can’t say that about any of the songs on The Best of Max Webster (1989).ย  This is the one to get.ย  If you find one on CD, you’ve got yourself a good one.

4.5/5 stars

REVIEW: ZZ Top – Chrome, Smoke & BBQ (2003 limited edition BBQ shack)

ZZ TOP –ย  Chrome, Smoke & BBQ (2003 Warner limited edition BBQ shack version)

Though it seems an outlandish thought today, there was once a time when if you desired to hear original ZZ Top music, you couldn’t do that on CD.ย  You had to purchase original ZZ Top LPs.ย  In 1987, most of the original ZZ Top albums were issued on CD as part of the ZZ Top Six Pack, which featured remixed percussion to make them sound more like Eliminator and Afterburner.ย  Needless to say this was a very unpopular idea, though it didn’t stop the Six Pack from selling.ย  The original ZZ Top albums were finally given a CD reissue in 2013.ย  Until then, your best bet on compact disc was to buy the 4 CD Chrome, Smoke & BBQ anthology.

Because Chrome, Smoke & BBQ features original mixes and a helping of rarities, it still makes for an enjoyable listen and valuable collectible today.ย  The limited edition version came housed in a box like a little BBQ shack, but both have the same four discs of bluesy, greasy ZZ rock.ย  A well-assembled anthology can make for a great listen even well after its expiry date, and this is one such set.

Disc 1 of Chrome, Smoke & BBQ features three tracks from Billy Gibbons’ first band the Moving Sidewalks.ย  The guitar work is brilliant even in Billy’s youth.ย  These tracks are notably more psychedelic than ZZ Top.ย  The year was 1969, the same year as the first ZZ Top single “Miller’s Farm” / “Salt Lick”.ย  This early version of ZZ Top (credited as “embryonic ZZ Top”) was a transition from Moving Sidewalks and didn’t feature Frank Beard nor Dusty Hill.ย  Organ on a ZZ Top song is an unusual sound, and it’s quite prominent on “Miller’s Farm”.ย  It’s a pretty standard blues with the emphasis on the keys and with one foot solidly in 60s rock.ย  “Salt Lick” has a bit more of the mid-tempo ZZ groove, but the with the organ still part of the whole.ย  Chrome, Smoke & BBQ remains the easiest way to obtain this rare single.

ZZ Top’s First Album takes the spotlight next with three tracks including “Brown Sugar”, the first “real” ZZ Top track.ย  An impactful one it is, and so obviously ZZ Top.ย  It seems by the time the right three guys got together, the ZZ Top sound was born.ย  “Brown Sugar” is so essential to the ZZ Top sound that maybe the box set should have opened with it, chronology be damned!ย  Dusty’s pulse on bass is already present, and Frank’s sheer style adds some much needed character.ย  Then “Just Got Back From Baby’s” has the spare nocturnal blues that is a ZZ signature.

The next three ZZ Top albums – Rio Grande Mud, Tres Hombres and Fandango! are featured much more prominently with seven tracks apiece.ย  This part of the set is deep with essential music.ย  “Francene”, obviously “Francene”, the catchiest song during this part of history, is present and accounted for.ย  (Even in Spanish!)ย  For relentless groove, ZZ Top never nailed one as hard as “Just Got Paid”, slide guitar right in the pocket.ย  “Chevrolet” showed how they could just lay back.ย  For shuffles, “Bar-B-Q” got the spice you need.ย  “Sure Got Cold After the Rain” covers the sad, spare blues that Billy’s guitar can evoke.ย  The music goes on, and on:ย  “La Grange”, “Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers”, “Heard It on the X”, “Blue Jean Blues”, “Tush”.ย  Though the songs in between are all excellent as well, it’s hard to ignore the hit power of these tracks.

Six tracks from Tejas feature on this set, still more than half the album.ย  The ZZ Top direction was gradually making tentative steps towards modernizing.ย  “It’s Only Love”, a bluesy country pop, sounds like something new.ย  They hadn’t left anything behind though, as told by the menacing “Arrested for Driving While Blind”.ย  It’s a cleaner, more studio-driven sound, as heard on “El Diablo” with its subtle overdubs and dynamics.ย  “Enjoy and Get it On” is a nice sentiment, with the slide all greased up and ready to go.ย  Two of the most interesting of the Tejas tracks are the quiet instrumental “Asleep in the Desert” and the twangy “She’s a Heartbreaker”.

At this point ZZ Top took a break to decompress after years of consecutive touring and recording.ย  The Best of ZZ Top came out during this break, but what was going on behind the scenes was to be far more important down the road.ย  ZZ Top’s image began its final evolution when Gibbons and Hill returned from vacation with matching full length beards. Their next album Degรผello allowed the music to evolve as well.ย  Six songs from Degรผello represent this period, along with a rare radio spot advertising the album.

ZZ Top’s cover of Sam & Dave’s “I Thank You” is iconic enough that many people probably assume it’s an original.ย  What was original was “Cheap Sunglasses”, a staggering hangover of a track — the new ZZ Top.ย  Same with “Maniac Mechanic”, a track so bizarre that you could mistake it for Zappa.ย  Meanwhile “I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide” has the laid back, cruisin’ ZZ Top vibe that fans always loved.ย  “A Fool For Your Stockings” showed that Gibbons could still play the blues, too.

Another six tracks from El Loco account for the last hits before the MTV generation took hold.ย  “Leila”, a 50s inspired ballad is clearly an experiment albeit a successful one.ย  As is the surf rocker “Tube Snake Boogie”, a track unlike any ZZ Top ever attempted before.ย  Another ballad, “It’s So Hard” is not out of place, with its roots in soul music.ย  “Pearl Necklace” has surf vibes but is most memorable for its dirty double entendre.ย  “Heaven, Hell or Houston” is even weirder than “Maniac Mechanic”.ย  It’s quite clear that ZZ Top were stretching out, while still maintaining a foot in their bluesy, rock and roll roots.

And then came MTV, the music videos, the car, and the girls.ย  The music was laden with sequencers and electronic percussion, but this unlikely combination is the one that really struck oil.ย  Black gold, Texas tea, and platinum records.ย  Eight tracks from Eliminator are included here, almost the whole album minus three.ย  Only “Thug”, “I Need You Tonight” and “Bad Girl” are left behind.ย  So you get all the hits, and then some.ย  “I Got the Six” had to be on here, a dirty but slick little favourite from the day.ย  “Dirty Dog” is a fun also-ran too, but didn’t need to be on a box set.

When ZZ Top found their successful formula, they really ran with it, right into the next album Afterburner.ย  As we know a sequel rarely tops an original, but the album still features eight songs, and this is where Chrome, Smoke & BBQ begins to stumble.ย  By featuring so many songs from this period, the box set is really unfairly weighted.ย  Surely another few tracks could have been included from ZZ Top’s First Album instead of so many from Afterburner and Recycler.ย  “Can’t Stop Rockin'” and “Woke Up With Wood” could have been dropped, but let’s keep “Sleeping Bag”, “Stages”, “Rough Boy”, Delirious, “Velcro Fly”,ย  and “Planet of Women”.ย  Around Afterburner, ZZ Top had taken their music to its most commercial extreme.ย  They decided to reduce, though not remove, technology on the third album of the MTV trilogy Recycler.ย  Notable from this period:ย  “Concrete and Steel”, “My Head’s In Mississippi”, “Give It Up”, “2000 Blues” and “Doubleback”.

ZZ Top switched from Warner to RCA for their next studio album 1994’s Antenna, and nothing from that era onwards is included.ย  There is still some more music on this box set to enjoy.ย  In 1990, ZZ Top recorded a cover of “Reverberation (Doubt)” by Roky Erickson for the tribute album Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye.ย  Gratefully, this ZZ Top rarity is included here.ย  You can note the Recycler-era sequencers, but they compliment the psychedelic track nicely.ย  This is followed by the two “new” songs that ZZ Top recorded for 1992’s Greatest Hits.ย  “The corniest Elvis song ever” is “Viva Las Vegas”, sung by Dusty Hill, and overproduced to the gills.ย  Huge hit of course.ย  “Gun Love” is also included.

Disc 4 ends with six “medium rare” tracks.ย  Some are actually super rare.ย  These include a spanish version of “Francene” with Dusty Hill singing.ย  It sounds like thie audio could be taken from an actual vinyl single.ย  A live version of “Cheap Sunglasses” comes from a 1980 promo-only single, and it smokes.ย  Then there are some dance mixes from 12″ singles, easily the most skippable part of this box set.ย  None of these will be played regularly by you, the listener.ย  Especially not “Viva Las Vegas”.

The booklet included with Chrome, Smoke & BBQ is impressive on its own.ย  It’s packed with music and text, including a track by track commentary by the band.ย  “Seems like all our songs are about dicks and pussies,” says Frank Beard.

Limited edition box sets are fun to get while they last.ย  Chrome, Smoke & BBQ boasts its box shaped like a steel shack, including corrugated roof.ย  (It’s actually great because it doesn’t collect dust!)ย  Include the box, all four CDs are safely housed in individual jewel cases.ย  If you dig inside a little more you’ll find cut-out characters to add to your BBQ shack display.ย  You could scan and print these cut-outs yourself.ย  Enjoy a picnic table, ribs, sausages, cacti, and of course the guys from ZZ Top themselves (on a bike, or disembarked).ย  Also hidden in the box is an animated flip-book.ย  See the video below for a quick demonstration.

As with many box sets, tracklists could use a little tweaking and everybody will have their own ideas for how to fix that.ย  Perhaps instead of dumping all those remixes at the end, they could have been included chronologically so the set doesn’t end on such a…tepid concept as the extended dance remix.ย  The set could certainly use some balancing away from Afterburner and Recycler with more focus on the earlier stuff.ย  The exclusive rarities are adequate and appropriate for a set of this stature.ย  Not too few, not too many.ย  The ZZ Top completist will want this set for them and will still enjoy giving it a complete spin from time to time.

The regular edition will do nicely, but if you can find a complete limited version for a good price, don’t hesitate to snag it.

4/5 stars

REVIEW: Van Halen – Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo (1975 radio broadcast)

“We’re Van Halen, for those who just walked in.” – David Lee Roth

VAN HALEN – Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo (1975 radio broadcast, Laser Media)

Not all Van Halen was great and not all radio broadcasts worth buying.ย  Some are quite shoddy, but important for historical reasons.ย  Welcome to the 1975 KSWM broadcast CD!

“We’re playing dance music for people who like to party tonight!” says Dave.ย  The first track to dance to is the Stones’ “If You Can’t Rock Me”:ย  Sloppy, ragged, barely holding together, and then the shitty disc fades the song out!ย  This might have been an act of mercy, as it sounds absolutely rubbish.ย  Listen – if there’s no complete song, then list it as such on the back!

“We came unprepared for this, as usual!” says Dave, but my patience with the CD is already wearing thin.ย  “Jean Genie” is a full song (more talking than singing) and it’s pretty terrible.ย  On one hand, at least Van Halen did it in their own still-forming style, but it’s barely listenable, except for Eddie’s free sololing.ย  An original “Women In Love” is actually better than the Bowie cover, but warbling tape makes it difficult to enjoy.ย  Too bad, since this older version is different from the final Van Halen II arrangement.

Dave says wants to get funky on “Rock Steady”, while Michael Anthony acts as cheerleader on stage left.ย  It’s not really funky but it does groove.ย  Like all the songs, it’s a vehicle for Eddie to solo, and that’s always a good thing.ย  A long rendition of “Rock ‘N Roll Hoochie Koo” follows (yes, they spelled the song title differently from the CD title).ย  This one’s a good jam, with Eddie predictably blowing ’em all away.ย  Dave’s with him with the odd “Ow!” and “Woo!” but this is the Eddie Show, from rhythms to leads.

A track called “The Fool and Me” from Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower is a brilliant inclusion.ย  This allows Eddie to show off that side of him that was inspired by Eric Clapton.ย  It’s also Dave’s first chance to really sing, when his voice was raw and wild.ย  Same with “Keep Playing that Rock ‘N’ Roll” (Edgar Winter).ย  This one is just fun, and the band play it tight.ย  Judging by the change in audio at this point, this is probably the end of the actual radio broadcast.

A couple minutes of rambling chatter with no value is laughingly listed as “Eddie & Dave Talk About Recording”.ย  There is no such talk.ย  It sounds like hitting on a woman.

“Eddie Warming Up” is what it sounds like.ย  It’s cool.ย  He plays several licks, some of which ended up in well known Van Halen songs later on.ย  You can hear the telltale scratch of vinyl, which indicates this one was a vinyl bootleg at one point before being digitized.

Finally “I’m the One (Show Your Love)” is live once more, maybe from the same show as the broadcast, maybe not, who knows.ย  This ‘Halen original is already fully formed, though the flimsy equipment they were playing through can’t communicate the full fury of original Van Halen.

This broadcast is pretty hard to recommend.ย  The centrepiece is Eddie warming up, and that’s not even from the show.ย  It’s pretty hard to play the whole thing through, but at least most of the problems are up front at the start.

2/5 stars

 

COMPLETE VAN HALEN REVIEW SERIES:

VAN HALEN โ€“ย Zeroย (1977 Gene Simmons demo bootleg)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Van Halenย (1978 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Van Halen IIย (1979 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Women and Children Firstย (1980 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Fair Warningย (1981 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Diver Downย (1982 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย 1984ย (1984 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย 5150ย (1986 Warner Bros.)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย OU812ย (1988 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย For Unlawful Carnal Knowledgeย (1991)
VAN HALEN – LIVE: Right here, right now. (1993 Warner Bros, plus โ€œJumpโ€ live single)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Balanceย (1995 Warner โ€“ Japanese version included)
VAN HALEN – Balance (1995) Review by Derek Kortepeter
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Best Of Volume Iย (1996 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย 3ย (Collectorsโ€™ tin 1998)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย The Best of Both Worldsย (2005 Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย A Different Kind of Truthย (2012)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Tokyo Dome Live in Concertย (2015)
VAN HALEN โ€“ย Tokyo Dome Live in Concertย (2015)ย Review by Tommy Morais

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VAN HALEN โ€“ โ€œBest of Both Worldsโ€ย (1986 Warner 7โ€ณ single)
VAN HALEN โ€“ Selections from LIVE: Right here, right now. (1993 Warner promo EP)
VAN HALEN โ€“ โ€œCanโ€™t Get This Stuff No Moreโ€ / โ€œMe Wise Magicโ€ย (1996 Warner promo singles)
VAN HALEN โ€“ โ€œCanโ€™t Stop Loving Youโ€ย (Parts 1 & 2, inc. collectorโ€™s tin)
VAN HALEN โ€“ โ€œRight Nowโ€ย (1992 cassette single, Warner)
VAN HALEN โ€“ Video Hits Volume I (1998 DVD)
VAN HALEN vs. JOHN LENNON โ€“ โ€œImagine A Jumpโ€ย mashup by โ€œMighty Mikeโ€
RECORD STORE TALES Part 186: ย The Van Halen Tin

GETTING MORE TALE #657: Operation: Van Halen (Derekโ€™s Story)

REVIEW: Black Sabbath #1 – Rock-It Comics (1994)

BLACK SABBATH #1 – (1994 Rock-It Comics)

1979:ย  Ozzy Osbourne walks out on Black Sabbath, the band he has fronted for 10 years.ย  Things almost get physical, and then Ozzy pledges to rule the world on his own.ย  Tony Iommi swears to come out on top, with or without him.ย  Bill Ward looks down, knowing that it is truly time for a change.ย  Geezer Butler doesn’t want to give it up and recommends they call “that Dio-bloke”.

Malibu comics produced a highly fictionalized version of Black Sabbath’s early history in 1994, with stunningly rich artwork and co-written by one Terence “Geezer” Butler himself.ย  Understanding that this is a mixture of fantasy and history, “The Power of Black Sabbath” is a hugely entertaining comic.ย  The basic bones of the Sabbath story are there.ย  The gradeschool rivalry between Ozzy and Tony was real, but Tony never said “Give it up Osbourne, you sing like a girl!”ย  And it doesn’t matter because it makes for a good panel.ย  Meanwhile, a young Terry Butler is visited by a mysterious entity that allows him a brief glimpse at his own future.

As if like fate, the four members of Black Sabbath eventually merge together.ย  Their early history as “Earth” precedes the fame.ย  Dirty managers, “Blue Suede Shows”, and Jethro Tull stories are rolled out panel by panel.ย  “Why did I ever think about leaving Earth?” muses Tony, as a demanding Ian Anderson commands him to play a solo.ย  After another supernatural encounter, they finally settle on the name Black Sabbath.

Album by album their success grows, but they cannot shake their continuing and strange encounters with entities not of this world.ย  By the time of Never Say Die, tensions between Tony and Ozzy result in the temporary hiring of Dave Walker to replace the singer.ย  Ozzy eventually leaves permanently on his own “Crazy Train”.ย  Ending the story here, we learn that Geezer Butler has come to peace with the supernatural side of his life.

But that’s only half the book.ย  There’s still plenty more content of the non-illustrated variety.

An interview with Geezer Butler is about as revealing as ever.ย  Dig these insightful answers:

Q: Tell us about the new album.

A: It’s called Cross Purposes.ย  There are ten tracks on it.ย  We started writing it last February and finished in mid-July.ย  [He then runs down the band lineup.]

To its credit, Geezer claims that this comic is the most accurate portrayal of Black Sabbath to date, though it does include “poetic license”.

Next is a very cool gallery of photos that you couldn’t easily find anywhere in 1994.ย  These include full colour pictures of the Glenn Hughes lineup of Black Sabbath, and versions with Dio, Tony Martin, Vinnie Appice, and Bobby Rondinelli.ย  There are even a couple monochrome photos with Ian Gillan.ย  At the time these were some of the only pictures I owned of the band in these phases.

The next pages feature a discography, full colour with album art, lineups and tracklistings.ย  Included here is a warning not to buy Greatest Hits or Live At Last!ย  “You have an inferior product both in packaging and sound.ย  You are warned!”ย  Screw it, I’m buying Live At Last!ย  The last page is an autobiographical story by editor Robert V. Conte about buying his first Sabbath album Born Again (my favourite).ย  Within two weeks he had most of their records.

I’ve read a few critiques about this book complaining about the overly fictional portrayal of the band’s history.ย  I don’t think it particularly matters.ย  It’s obvious from the supernatural elements that this is not to be taken as gospel (pun intended).ย  The vibrant ink and colours capture the Black Sabbath members perfectly, and each panel is glorious to look at.ย  Not to mention it’s an oversized comic so every page has more bang for the buck.ย  The stylized dialogue keeps the story moving at a good pace, and though the story is but a brief overview, it’s fine for a single issue.

4.5/5 stars

REVIEW: My Wicked Twin – 3 Engines (2020)

MY WICKED TWIN – 3 Engines (2020)

Like a bolt out of the blue, My Wicked Twin (Brent & Brian Doerner) have a new album out, their fourth, called 3 Engines.ย  A tight set with 10 songs in the 3-4 minute range, 3 Engines rocks.ย  Let’s have a listen.

“Gone Nomad”, the heavier than hell opener, is a tricky number that recalls Max Webster, but amped up.ย  “I’ve got a gun if we disagree,” sings Brent in an electronically treated voice, appropriate to the tune.ย  By the second track, “Light From Within”, we are in more traditional hard rock territory…until the corner bar piano kicks in!ย  Clearly nobody was afraid of taking chances.ย  The dark guitar hook is terrific on this one, as is the melodic bass.ย  Melody is also the focus of “Things I Wanna Do” a quirky modern sounding track with programmed beats and patches of keyboard.ย  Dig the engines revving!ย  “Give and Take” sounds like a natural followup, and it’s interesting to hear so much focus on the vocal melodies this time out.ย  Clearly a lot of effort went into them.

“Escaping California” has a dreamy quality, with spare use of keyboards that set the scene.ย  But it’s the following song, “House on the Highway”, that is the most fun.ย  Who doesn’t love a little banjo?ย  It adds variety and a little down-home quality and there’s nothing wrong with that.ย  “House on the Highway” for the win.

For heavy, you want “Digital Veins”.ย  The guitars and keys complement each other nicely.ย  “Rock and roll is what I am used to,” sings Brent, but he’s also not afraid to stretch out within those confines.ย  There’s a cool 80s vibe to “Digital Veins”.ย  Then “Half Broken” has an interesting rhythm to accompany the cool keys and guitars.ย  Killer solo here.ย  “Running Out of Time” has an accelerated pace but also some seriously tasty twang.ย ย The album ends with “Brain Dance”, a cool party tune with a serious thump.ย  Wicked guitars, with varied tones and licks.

3 Engines is different, and that’s good.ย  The keyboards add an atmospheric tone, and it’s not dissimilar to old Max Webster.ย  The electronic treatment on the drums and vocals works, and complement the music.ย  My Wicked Twin have taken some leaps and bounds on this album, and ended up with some accomplished tunes.ย  Not for headbangin’.ย  3 Engines rocks, but it rocks smart.

4/5 stars

Additional musicians:

Paul Chapman โ€“ guitar solo on “Running Out of Time”
Jim Mclean – guitar and co-writer on “Light”
Rob Kemp – guitar on “Light”
Graham Smith โ€“ bass on “House” and “Light”

REVIEW: Black Sabbath/Motorhead – 07/22/1995 – Lulu’s Roadhouse, Kitchener Ontario

I thought this review had been lost.ย  I wrote it in 1995, saved it to floppy disc, later uploaded it to a site called sabbathlive…and when that site disappeared I assumed my review was lost too.ย  I was wrong!

Guest contributor Holen MaGroin somehow, and with great effort, retrieved the text.ย  You can compare this with the version I wrote from memory back in 2012.ย  I’m very grateful to have this back, one of the earliest reviews I ever wrote.ย  For the record the friends I was with included Iron Tom Sharpe but I can’t remember who else might have gone that night.ย  It was the night that made me into a Motorhead fan.

This is my first time reading it in decades, so this is almost as new to me as it is to you!ย  I will leave everything as-is. I can tell that the review is mostly original with a couple sentences added later on when I uploaded it to sabbathlive.ย  I will put that text in a lighter colour.

The biggest difference between the 1995 review and the rewrite I posted in 2012 seems to be my impression of Tony Martin.ย  Here I call him “wonderful” and in the version I rewrote from memory, I called him “so-so”.

 

 

BLACK SABBATH/MOTORHEAD – 07/22/1995 – Lulu’s Roadhouse, Kitchener Ontario

I arrived at Lulu’s with my friends at 9pm sharp, to find a nicely filled hall. Not too cramped yet at this early hour. Upon our arrival, we were informed that we had missed opening act Tiamat. None of us cared too much. While my friends were there to see Motorhead, I was there to see Black Sabbath.

Motorhead hit the stage on full octane with โ€œAce Of Spadesโ€. From there on, it was no remorse (pun fully intended). Lemmy looks old, Phil Campbell looks old, but they played like teenagers, and it was refreshing to see. Lem and Phil’s onstage banter was funny as hell, and drummer Mikkey Dee (easily one of the fasted double-bass drummers in the world) was unreal. The highlights of Motorhead’s set were easily โ€œKilled By Deathโ€, โ€œIron Fistโ€, โ€œI’m So Bad Baby I Don’t Careโ€, and the brand new โ€œSacrificeโ€. (Lem: “This song is so fucking fast, don’t try to dance
to it or you’ll break both your fucking legs!”) Every single song they played sounded terrific. Exciting riffs, awesome double bass, and cool vocals – if you can call them that. I’m now converted to the gospel of Motorhead: These guys are simply awesome.

The crowd received them very well. I think Lemmy, Phil and Mikkey looked pleased by both the turnout and the response to their set. Lem said he’d come back to play here “any fucking time”, but don’t they all say that?
This time it seemed they meant it. [NOTE: Motorhead did indeed come back to Lulu’s the next year.]

We went back to check out the T-shirts and hats. I really liked the new Black Sabbath FORBIDDEN T-shirts, which had the cartoon cover art. Even a hat would have been nice to own, but I was short on cash. I didn’t even have the $25 to cover a Sabbath hat. D’oh!

We decided at this point to try to stand at the front of the stage for Black Sabbath’s set. We had kind of figured that most people in Kitchener were there to see Motorhead, not Sabbath, and the crowd would thin out a little bit. We were totally wrong. It didn’t take long for the crowd to grow, and thicken in front of the stage.

We grabbed an awesome spot right up front, in between where the two Tony’s – Martin and Iommi – would be. However, this would not be the night to be standing close to Black Sabbath. I’m from small-town Ontario, and rough mosh pits were not what we were used to. During Motorhead’s set the crowd stood there politely, cheered madly after each song, and were generally well behaved, which is the way we liked it. We came to see the band, and hear the music, after all.

The first sign of trouble was when a fight broke out right behind us. A small Cobain-ish kid began pushing around a very large (we’re talking pro-wrestler large) man, who didn’t take it all that well. One headbutt later, the small kid was on the ground bleeding, and the large guy was out the door before security even noticed what had happened. They collected what was left of Cobain.

At 11:30 this was all forgotten. Black Sabbath hit the stage with a powerful version of โ€œChildren Of The Graveโ€. Tony Martin gave the song a fierce energy.

The first thing I noticed was that Tony Martin looked a lot older than I expected. I hadn’t seen any decent pictures of Black Sabbath for a couple years. Martin has small but friendly looking eyes, and receding hair. He sported an evil looking goatee, a long black shirt, black jeans and boots. By contrast, for some reason Tony Iommi looked a lot younger than I expected. He smiled a lot, and even moved around a bit on stage. This is Tony Iommi, the man known for staying riveted in one spot on stage!

Cozy Powell looked the same as he always has, same hair and all, although he did look a little chubbier in the face. Neil Murray looked identical to the way he looked in the “Feels Good To Me” video, five years previous. Keyboardist Geoff Nicholls was partly hidden on side stage. Why Black Sabbath don’t put him up front on the main stage is a mystery to me, he’s been in the band for 15 years now! However, the first thing that hit me about the rarely-seem Nicholls was that he was trying to look hip with his dyed blonde hair.

The set list included all the following songs, although I may have the order somewhat jumbled:

โ€œChildren Of The Graveโ€, โ€œNeon Knightsโ€, โ€œThe Shiningโ€, โ€œGet A Gripโ€, โ€œThe Wizardโ€, โ€œHeadless Crossโ€, โ€œRusty Angelsโ€, โ€œCan’t Get Close Enoughโ€, โ€œWhen Death Callsโ€, War Pigsโ€, โ€œSabbath, Bloody Sabbathโ€, โ€œBlack Sabbathโ€, โ€œHeaven And Hellโ€, โ€œMob Rulesโ€.

Encore: โ€œIron Manโ€, โ€œParanoidโ€, โ€œHeaven And Hellโ€ [reprise]

I felt that Tony Martin was a wonderful frontman. He has his own style. During the instrumental sections of songs, he would back up a few steps, spread his arms like he was awaiting the coming of Christ, and shake his hair about. While singing, he makes eyes contact with you. He smiles a lot. He enjoys what he does. I genuinely felt like the smiles that Iommi and Martin gave off were real, and that’s the real reason that Black Sabbath are still around 25 years later. These guys just love playing music. Cozy Powell and Neil Murray were more reserved, but Iommi and Martin, the core of Sabbath, were happy just being up there.

All the Ozzy-era classics were received with tremendous cheers by the crowd. Tony Martin allowed the crowd to sing most of the lyrics to โ€œWar Pigsโ€. The Dio-era songs were met with equal excitement. Most people in our area on the floor sang along to every word. All the later material was drawn from Tony Martin’s albums, though nothing from the excellent TYR or CROSS PURPOSES, which I found disappointing. However, as Martin said during the set, Black Sabbath have over 200 songs in the catalogue,and you can’t play them all.

They played three of the best songs from the new FORBIDDEN album: โ€œGet A Gripโ€, โ€œRusty Angelsโ€ and โ€œCan’t Get Close Enoughโ€. They were played well, I felt they sounded better than the album versions. For the โ€œCan’t Get Close Enoughโ€ sections of dark fingerpicked guitar, Iommi switched from his Gibson to an unusual make of guitar that I’d never seen before and couldn’t identify.

The highlight of the set for myself was โ€œThe Shiningโ€. It had always been my favourite Tony Martin-era song, and I was not disappointed. The surprise was that a lot of people in the audience also seemed to know that song. โ€œHeadless Crossโ€ was played equally well, and I was amazed with how rich Tony Iommi’s guitar sounds live. However, this song demonstrated how much vocal range Tony Martin has lost in recent years. He could not hit the high notes. (Play the original and see how high he gets!) Instead, he sang an octave lower. Again, most people seemed to
know this song.

โ€œWhen Death Callsโ€ came as a surprise, since it was never released as a video like the other Martin-era songs. On the way to the show I said I wanted to hear some obscure 80’s Sabbath, and I got it!

The crowd just ate it up, everything Sabbath served, they ate up and asked for seconds. When the moshing began, I was a bit surprised, and made way further back so as to not avoid injury. A lot of people came out of that show limping, and I didn’t really feel like being one of them.

If I was the only person there surprised by the moshing, it looked like the stage-diving took even the band by surprise! When the first gentleman made his way onto the stage, Tony Martin appeared shocked and backed up a few steps. After this, a security guy parked himself on stage and pushed off every guy who made it up there. It was kind of strange seeing a security guy crouching on stage in front of Martin.

Sabbath ruled. They simply ruled. For sheer intensity they couldn’t match Motorhead, but they held their own. The set list was about as perfect as you could make it, since it’s impossible to squeeze in too many more. After all, the band couldn’t avoid the classics in order to play more material from the 90’s. It was also nice to finally hear Tony Martin’s live renditions of those classics. He really did an excellent job and I hope one day they’ll commit his voice to a live album.*

This was my first time seeing Black Sabbath live. Seeing them so close to home in such a small venue really was an amazing experience. I hope it’s not the last.**

 

 

* Cross Purposes Live was released in 1995 in Europe only.

** It was.