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#1238: WTF Emails!? “Help Me Get My CD!”

RECORD STORE “WTF” TALES #1238:   “Help Me Get My CD!”

I do not “share” files.  If a random person emails and asks me to send them some music files, I will always say “no”.  Except in this case.  I didn’t know what else I could do to help this one angry customer.

The reasons I will not “share” files are many.  For one, I have good relations to many of the artists and labels that you read about here.  I enjoy being sent CDs for free.  I don’t want that to end, so I do not “share” what I have.  Besides, it’s not “sharing”, is it?  I don’t own the songs.  I don’t own the copyrights.  They are not mine to give away.  You can ask, but don’t expect anything from me except a lecture about “sharing”.  In most cases, I paid good money for those songs.  Why should I give away copies of what I bought?  Just because I have managed to acquire a song or an album doesn’t entitle someone else to a copy.  If you ask, I’ll say no.

Except in this one case.

A few years ago, I reviewed a new CD by a band I liked.  I got it directly from the band’s lead singer.   It was good; I gave it a positive review.  The singer appreciated it and I moved on to another project.

About three months after reviewing the album, I received the lengthy email below from a loyal reader.  I didn’t know this reader at all, and while I appreciated their patronage over the years, I found the email below rather baffling.

 

Hi Mike Ladano,

I’m a huge fan of your site and your influences on the sleaze/glam metal genre for years and years! Please don’t get offended, it’s not about you. It’s about the lead goof singer at [BAND]. I saw your review of his “attempt” to release all his band’s songs on [A CD]. And others’ reviews as well. I loved their music in the past. I was anxious to buy it period. One problem, [SINGER]. He’s a timewasting unreliable goof who will send you back random incoherent messages on Facebook (when you ask him over and over and over again to buy his CD), and actually try to discourage you from buying it! He then tells you he needs your home address to send an “invoice”. Then what happens? He continues to send random Facebook messages, trying to discourage your purchase and tells you “I find you asking me for my autograph on the item bizarre”. And then you never hear from this guy again. I tried to buy his CD for months now. I honestly don’t know how you and others who reviewed it were able to get the actual CD in your hands. Because this guy [SINGER] refuses to sell the fucking CD to you. He never sent me any “invoice” and he just disappeared forever. His “company” [DELETED] is a joke, just like his so called business acumen obviously.  I am very disappointed in him and the [BAND], as I have no way to buy this CD. I can see why there are none available anywhere on Earth. This guy refuses to actually sell the CD to anyone. I even tried to login to Facebook with another account and the goof did the same thing to me again. Again, I am disappointed in [BAND] and I can now see why they never got signed to any major label deals. If [SINGER] was in charge of business for the band, they would (and did) go absolutely nowhere commercially.  If you can help me get my [CD] compilation I would be very appreciative. Again, this is no attack on your awesome site and your own awesome personal reviews of amazing bands over the years.  Thanks.

 

There have been CDs that have been difficult and annoying to acquire over the years (see:  Scrap Metal, Helix).  I don’t know of any singer from any bands who outright refused to sell a CD.  There must be more to this story!  Was the singer somehow offended by the request to have the CD signed?  Many artists coordinate their sales via Facebook.  I have bought discs from Evil Elvis and Mitch Lafon on Facebook.  It’s usually a matter of payment, and making sure they have your mailing address.  Never an issue!

I’m not sure how this customer wanted me to intervene.  Did they want me to talk to the singer and say, “Hey, so-and-so wants you to send a CD, can you do that?”  I’d rather not get involved, especially since this story probably has more details that I am not privy to.  There has to be a reason why the singer was dismissive of the customer, if the story is indeed true.  Was the customer talking to a scam artist on Facebook?  Possibly.

So, I broke my own rule.  Not knowing how to help this reader, I offered to send them the files.

They never replied.

What a WTF situation!

#1219: Grab A Stack of Eats 2025

RECORD STORE TALES #1219: Grab A Stack of Eats 2025

Every year at the cottage, I try to expand my cooking game just a little bit.  In the past, this included making our own onion rings, slow cooking some beef ribs, caramelizing onions, working with exotic meats such as duck and lamb, and finding new ways to cook my veggies.  Had money been available this summer, I would have liked to start smoking my own meat.  Perhaps next year.  In 2025, we did try some new things and have some excellent food experiences.

The story starts in December of 2024.  We have a “tire guy”, Jason, who comes to the house and swaps out our tires twice a year.  I knew that Jason was a hunter, and I know he had a freezer full of moose meat.  We talked about it a bit, and discussed seasoning and cooking techniques for the exotic meat.  I asked if he could spare a taste of the moose meat.  Just a taste.  I am well familiar with moose, as a boss at work is also a hunter and brings in his own moose spaghetti from time to time.  It is not very gamey.  It has a beef-like taste and texture, with a venison finish.  It is a lean meat and not bad for you as a beef substitute.

Jason didn’t bring just a taste.  He went above and beyond, to the point that I was actually freaking out over the amount of meat that I had to eat.

I just wanted a taste.  What I got was a pack of moose pepperoni, a huge moose salami, and ten frozen links of big moose sausage.  Ten links.

There has not been a single year in my life where I ate ten links of any sausage at all.  Typically, I would have two or three at Sausagefest in the summer, and that is it.  I don’t do Oktoberfest and I’m not a big pork eater.  Jen won’t touch any kind of exotic game meat at all, so I could not count on her for any help.  The sausage was kept in the freezer until the opening of cottage season 2025.  It would be the first food experiment of the new year.

“Dad, you have to help me finish this sausage.  At least one link,” I told my father.

“Oh you eat them son, just enjoy.  You don’t have to share with me,” he answered as some form of polite excuse.

“You don’t understand what I’m saying dad.  I CAN’T eat ten links by myself.”

Cut to the end:  He didn’t eat any of them, and I did finish all ten.

Most of them were cooked on the barbecue, well done, and served with a toasted bun and a variety of toppings from mayonnaise to mustard to guacamole.  One was done in a frying pan, but the fumes actually triggered a seizure in Jen, so I avoided that method from then on.  Still, even with different toppings and condiments, ten sausages is a lot so I had to get creative.

One night in September, arriving at the cottage on a Thursday night, I needed to eat some dinner but had few options in front of me except…moose sausage.  I imagined cutting up the sausage into small chunks and using them in some way, and then realized:  I had everything I needed to make a moose spaghetti.  So I got cooking!

I began by cutting the sausage into meatball-sized chunks.  Then I sautéed it in olive oil, diced up some green peppers, red onions, garlic and mushrooms, and added them to the mixture.  I like a nice chunky sauce, so those diced veggies would blend in perfectly.  I let them cook until they reached the desired done-ness, and then added some craft spaghetti sauce that my dad had in stock from an unknown store.  I like a bit of heat, so I gave it several shots of Tobasco sauce, gave it a stir and let it simmer.  I made enough spaghetti to serve two, and dumped my sauce with moose sausage on top.  It was a masterpiece.  I finished it all – eventually.

That experiment was a total success.  Maybe Jason will get me some more sausage this winter, and I can try again next year.  Not ten links though.  Five will do me fine.

Our other successful experiment involved my first try at cooking a steak of Canadian wagyu.  I have cooked Japanese A5 wagyu at home before, but that is a very expensive and hard to find meat.  We no longer shop at our local Kitchener butcher (Robert’s Boxed Meats) after they sold us not one but two rotten steaks.  No third chance for Robert’s, and no more access to Japanese A5 wagyu.  The bright side of this is that after Robert’s almost ruined our cottage weekend with a steak that we had to throw in the garbage, my dad suggested we try the local Kincardine butcher, the Beefway.  This began a love affair and with a great store, and relationship with the staff who know us by name and recognize us when we come in.  When we first visited, I asked if they had heard of such a thing as A5 wagyu.  They had, of course, but didn’t carry the animal in stock.  Cut forward to 2025, and they now have Canadian wagyu in stock.  Not as marbled as the Japanese A5 variety, it might actually be a more enjoyable meat to enjoy as a steak.  There is a farm on the highway to the cottage that grows the animals, which is likely where the Beefway got theirs.

The Japanese A5 wagyu is so rich, that you really can’t eat more than a little in one sitting.  It is considered more a steak that you cut into cubes and share.  The Canadian variety was better suited to the steak eating experience.  I ended up doing two this year, both ribeyes.  The Beefway had a variety of cuts in stock, but I like a ribeye.  It was not cheap, but as a treat, certainly the best steak I’ve ever made at home.  More enjoyable than the A5 due to the better meat to fat ratio.  It was still incredibly tender, even when I accidentally cooked the first one to a medium well.  The second one, I underestimated and cooked it to a rare.  The thing is, both were really good.  With a good steak, I always keep the seasoning simple with salt and pepper, and maybe garlic powder.  A crappy steak needs everything I can throw at it to make it tasty, but the wagyu doesn’t need much.  No steak sauce.  You want to taste that meat.  You’re paying for it, so you better be able to taste it.  Salt might be enough on its own.

That is 2025 and its food experiments in a nutshell.  Nothing crazy, and all with local meat.  Which leaves us to end on a funny story.

The first time I purchased wagyu from the Beefway, I was so excited about my find, that I wanted to tell the world.  I made a post on the local Kincardine Facebook group.  There were several “likes” and loads of positive comments, except from one person who just didn’t…get it.

Darlene Johnson saw the price on my ribeye and had an absolute fit.  Her first of many comments is below.

 

She didn’t understand that the steak was a local cow, bred similar to the Japanese variety, no matter how it was explained to her.  She continued to berate me for buying it, and the store itself for “selling out” to Japan.  She said she preferred a nice lean steak.  I bet she cooks it well done, too.  I had to block her.  She was just mean.

Darlene A. Johnston will not dissuade me from buying the meat I like, and I will continue to patronize the Beefway as long as they are open.  Wagyu or otherwise, I have never had a tastier steak (or bacon, or pork chop, or chicken breast), than what I can get at my new favourite local butchers.

2025 was another successful year for food.  Bring on 2026!

 

OCT 6 2025 UPDATE:  She’s baaaack!

WTF Comments: MachuPikachu1085 edition

He did say that I could mock and ridicule him as I saw fit.  So here we go!

It is started with my popular VHS Archive, Winger 1993 interview and performance on MuchMusic from 1993Machu Pikachu came at a couple people in the comments, but has since deleted them in a petty childish game of “take my ball and go home”.

One person commented, “I had no idea that Winger was so close to Montreal in 1993!”  MachuPikachu responded, “How is Montreal close to Toronto?  It’s a 10 hour round trip.”  Of all the things to comment on.  But then, he went after another guy in the comments.

One commenter named Bryan, who I do not know, said that Winger had a real run of bad luck, which is undeniably true.  MachuPikachu went at him, saying that they actually had incredibly good luck!  Can both not be true?  They started with good luck and good connections, and ended the first part of their career with some really shitty stuff, such as Beavis and Butt-Head and Metallica mocking them.  Then they came back.  A pretty cool story.  Nothing to get into a piss match over.

I interjected and said that I thought the original commenter was talking about the early 1990s, Beavis and Butt-head, and there was no reason to harangue him for that.

MachuPikachu took issue with my comments, and also insisted that I or YouTube was deleting stuff on him.  Most of the exchange is gone, but I saved what I could.  Here he is complaining about his comments being deleted.  He said “congrats on the censorship” and that he would not be coming back. “Best of luck,” he said.

I also mentioned I didn’t like  how he harangued the original commenter.  He then turned it around and asked Bryan, the original commenter, if he felt harangued.  I am sure he didn’t expect the “yes” response that he got.

 

Now I’m mocking and ridiculing.  What a fucking child.  “Clearly this isn’t the channel for me.”  Because you trolled, and got butthurt.  Time to mock and ridicule.

Thanks for the content, MachuPikachu!  Here are the rest of the comments, without his in between, since deleted them all like a baby.

 

WTF Comments: Iron Maiden “Proper 90s” edition

We knew we’d get trolls for The X Factor era of Iron Maiden.  There are lots of Blaze haters out there.  I just didn’t expect the exact type of troll we got in “Proper 90s”, a person who has met Iron Maiden.  This, therefore, makes him an expert.

Proper 90s left three comments during the premiere of The X Factor:

  • “I think you guys have lost the programme.

I replied “Thanks”, as I often do to nonconstructive feedback.

  • How about listen to ‘Live After Death‘ and take it from there.”

I informed him that we did Live After Death months ago, and he was now watching Episode 18.

  • Have any of you actually met anyone from the band? I have. This entire thing is BS.

We have no idea what we got so wrong.  At that point of the show we were discussing our lyrical interpretation of the themes on the album.  I am guessing he took objection to that.

Everyone told him to fuck off, and he did!

 

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WTF Comments: Toxic Sebastian Bach Fan edition

I received my first comment on a video made almost a year ago, with over 1200 views!  Please welcome @tcconnection to the show!   They took offense to my looping of Sebastian Bach’s amusing laugh in the video at bottom.

The ironic thing about @tcconnection is that they have none – zero, nada – videos on their channel, but still had the balls to post this.

The other ironic thing is that I have, in fact, made videos that benefit society.  Check out Adventures in Epilepsy for example.

How much do you wanna make a bet that @tcconnection never replies, and never makes a video of their own?

WTF Comments: Dude g

Lemme tell you something folks…I get a lot of weird comments on my YouTube videos.  Many are religious, some are political, but the weirdest ones always seem to happen on my epic 1989 Blackie Lawless interview on the Pepsi Power Hour.

Blackie Lawless is a controversial figure, and his contentious 1989 interview is excellent for repeat viewings.  Many of the rude comments are about the interviewer, Erica Ehm, who did an incredible job.  On the other hand, this comment was so stupid that it cracked us up immediately.  Please enjoy Mungos’ two word comment about Blackie Lawless.

WTF Comments: Angus Young the Old Age Pensioner?

Congratulations to clouddog2393 for making the WTF Comments list in 2024!  There were lots of crap comments that didn’t make the list, but here’s clouddog with two about Angus Young.

The subject was AC/DC’s 1991 interview by two MuchMusic contest winners.  I deemed this interview “hilarious”,  but clouddog didn’t agree.  (Punctuation and capitalization fixed in below quote.)

“The funniest thing about AC/DC is seeing a balding, skinny 70-something old man running around the stage still trying to act like the rock star guitarist he was back in the 70s. Pathetic really.”

He then dropped an almost identical comment three minutes later:

The funniest thing about AC/DC is watching a balding , skinny OAP [Old Age Pensioner] running around the stage pretending to be the rock star guitarist he was back in the 70s. Pathetic really.”

No, what’s pathetic is taking your time out to comment on a video you didn’t even watch or care about.  That’s pathetic.  So is ageism.  With luck and good health, all of us will be 70 one day.  We should all be so lucky to be able to do something we love doing at that age.  I look at Angus today and marvel that he looks better than I do right now.

Congrats to clouddog2393 for this WTF of a comment.  Erik Woods, John Snow and others had some fun with him below.

WTF Comments: A real who’s who of WHO?!

Stevie Rachelle of Tuff and Metal Sludge did not like our show on The Decline of Western Civilization Part II.

He posted the link to the Rock Daydream Nation episode in his forums, and his readers went to work skewering us!  Peter Jones received the brunt of the brutality but we were all called “dicks”, “incels”, “angry”, “probably Rush fans”, and “dorks”.

Speaking personally, I’ve never heard a Tuff song.  I’ve never seen a Tuff music video.  I’ve never watched a Tuff interview aside from this movie.  Stevie Rachelle has spent more time looking at my face and listening to me talk, than the reverse.  And I think that’s just wonderful.

The link is below…enjoy the comments!

forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/

“Makes you wonder why those fucking nerds even bother. I scrolled through his channel – dozens and dozens of videos and almost all of them not even a thousand views. A thousand is bare minimum for putting effort into a video, and even then it’s pretty pathetic. What’s the point? These guys must just like listening to themselves speak.”