The Stone Gods and Hot Leg rocked Grant’s Rock Warehaus!

This was a lot of fun.  If you missed it, you can catch up below.  Grant and I discussed Hot Leg and the Stone Gods – the two bands that emerged from the Darkness split in 2005-2006.  Grant had a favourite of the two, as did I.  Can you guess who picked what?

 

Grab A Stack of Alice Cooper with Harrison & Jex: LeBRAINLESS!

GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With the Mad Metal Man & Jexciter: LeBRAINLESS!

Episode 28:  Alice Cooper Rarities & Cinco de Listo!

I’ve been wanting to do something for a long time:  Take a day off, sit back, and watch Harrison host the show without me.  Seriously!  I’ve always wanted to do that.  Today I get my wish.  For the first time ever, I get to watch Grab A Stack of Rock from the audience.

Join Harrison and Jex tonight as they show off highlights of their their Alice Cooper collections!  They will also be bringing back “Cinco de Listo” for the first time in ages, to count down an Alice Cooper TBA list that will rock your minds.

With the Coop’s 29th (not including the Hollywood Vampires!) new studio album Road coming soon, the time is perfect to revisit one of the greatest stars in all of metal history.  Ladies and gentlemen…Alice Cooper!

Friday July 14 at 8:00 P.M. E.S.T. / 9:00 P.M. Atlantic.  Enjoy on YouTube or on Facebook!

Grant’s Rock Warehaus: The Darkness Spinoff Projects – Live Stream TONIGHT 7:00 PM E.S.T.

Tonight, I’m with the band! Whichever way you wanna give it, I’ll take it! Tonight with Grant Arthur on Grant’s Rock Warehaus! Let’s burn the witch!

#1072: Check My Math?

RECORD STORE TALES #1072: Check My Math?

A re-telling of #706:  Additional Complaint

Do you ever spend so much time looking at numbers that you start to go bug-eyed?

In the Record Store Days, my entire tenure there from 1994 to 2006, all the in-store bookkeeping was done manually on paper.  The last bunch of years there, we even had Microsoft Excel, but had to balance our books manually.  The books themselves were these big blue ledgers with green pages.  We tediously wrote down the purchases and sales on the pages, totalling up the weeks, and ultimately the month.

Sometimes balancing the books at the end of the month was straightforward and easy.  Other times, it was a case of adding up the same column again and again.  Usually a manual calculator, it seemed on a bad day, my fat fingers always inputting a number wrong.  I could add up the same column a dozen times before adding it correctly.  Is it just me?  Or is adding up one big tall column of hand-written numbers with a calculator sometimes a tedious task?  Please answer yes, because this whole story will end up like egg on my face if that premise is wrong.

Sometimes it was easy to find the error.  I’d look at the difference between my total and the number I was trying to balance with, and try to find that somewhere.  Sometimes it was as simple as mistaking a handwritten 4 for a 9, or writing down the same number twice on two consecutive rows by mistake.  It happens, but I was really good at find discrepancies.  I daresay I was better at it than most, but some days I was just baffled and could not get those damn month-end numbers to balance.

On one, and only one occasion, I gave up and asked for help.

I was working one afternoon in the late 90s with a part-timer when I flat gave up.  Tired of adding up the same column of numbers over and over again, I asked him to check my math.  There was nothing in that book he wasn’t allowed to see.  He saw the numbers at cash-out every night, and the weekly totals were written out as we tried to beat that week’s sales from the previous year.  There was nothing in that book he didn’t see in his daily job.

“Could you do me a favour?  Every time I add up this column, I get a different number.  My eyes are sore just looking at it.  Can you add it up and see what number you get?”

He said sure and started adding.

It was then that the boss known as the Bully walked into the store.  Just my luck.

“Is he doing your books for you!?” she accused with mouth agape.

“No, he…” I began.

“MIKE.  YOU CAN’T ASK YOUR PART TIMERS TO DO THE BOOKS FOR YOU!  THAT IS NOT THEIR JOB!”

“I know that, I just…”

“IF I TELL JOHN ABOUT THIS HE WILL FLIP OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?”

“No, I’m doing the books, I just needed…”

“THAT’S BULL!  I SAW HIM DOING THE BOOKS WITH MY OWN EYES!”

“No, he’s just adding up one column for me that…”

“NO ADDING ANYTHING!  YOU ARE NOT TO ASK YOUR PART TIMERS TO DO THE BOOKS FOR YOU!  THEY ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL SERVANTS! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!”

“OK but that’s…”

“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT!”  And off she stormed into the offer in the back.  It was on my annual performance review.

And some people wondered why I quit that place.

 

 

Happy 99th “Wayne Gretzky” Birthday to my Grandma!

There were numerous times in the last couple years that we didn’t think she was going to make it.  But she did!  Grandma is now 99.  It’s what we’re calling her Wayne Gretzky birthday!  This is honestly a post I didn’t think I would be writing.  I wrote her obituary back in February!  She’s had brushes with death, cancer and Covid.  But here we are.  99 and strong.  Let’s make it 100 Grandma!

I love my grandma.

#1071: Hot Town, Summer in the City

RECORD STORE TALES #1071: Hot Town, Summer in the City

Setting:  The 1980s.  Southern Ontario.

Our summers always began with a week at the cottage.  For a kid, being out of touch with friends from home, not to mention the latest happenings in WWF wrestling and music videos, it was a challenge!  We took everything we had for granted back then, and what kid our age didn’t?   The cottage was not a place I looked forward to going.  I didn’t like the isolation.  Sometimes I wonder if I’d dislike cottage vacations today as much as I did then, if we didn’t have high-speed internet and all the entertainment and connection that it brings.  Literally the first thing I do when I arrive at the lake is connect to my family and friends and tell them we’ve arrived safely, often with a photo or video.  But back then….

For me, the summer excitement didn’t begin when we arrived at the lake.  It began when we got home from that first week’s vacation!  I’d race into the house and check my mail.  Would it be comic books straight from Marvel?  Or a cassette from Columbia House?  Mail was the most exciting thing about coming home, and it sucked when there was no mail!

Next up:  check the VCR.  Did the many hours of WWF wrestling that I had programmed record properly?  Usually not!  Programming a VCR was tricky back then, and you had to count on power failures resetting everything.  There were many times that I would come home to find no wrestling!  Other times, it would record like a charm.  If successful, the morning after returning home would be spent watching the wrestling I missed.

Speaking of the almighty VCR, the week spent at the lake would mean I missed at least two installments of the Pepsi Power Hour.  What videos and interviews did I miss?  I preferred not to think about it.  In the summers, there was a lot of metal that I missed.  I didn’t want to set the VCR to record whole shows – I was compiling music videos and interviews, ad-free.

After the July holiday, I’d come home with some new music purchased at the lake, and want to show my new albums to my best friend Bob.  In 1989, one that I was particularly enthused about was The Headless Children by W.A.S.P.  It took Bob some time to believe me when I said it was great.  Later that year, the ballad “Forever Free” convinced him.  Meanwhile, Bob would be filling me in on anything important happening in our neighborhood.  It wouldn’t be long before we were back at it, getting into mischief in the summer of the city.

Our interests changed as we got older and more independent.  Bob was driving by the summer of ’90 so we could go virtually anywhere we wanted to.  We made excursions downtown to buy music!  There we had Encore, Sam the Record Man and Dr. Disc all waiting for our dollars.  Today it’s just Encore, who have moved twice but is still alive!  The longest serving record store in Kitchener still lives today.  I can recall bringing home treasures such as Rocka Rolla by Judas Priest.  Vinyl, of course – cassettes were impossible to find of that oldie.  The idea was, if you went downtown, you wanted to score something that you couldn’t get at the mall.  It had to be something special.  A single, an import, a record you couldn’t buy on cassette in these parts.  The city had record stores, but so did the cottage.  What the cottage didn’t have was Sam’s, Encore, and Dr. Disc.  No access to music that was hard to find.  Coming home to the city meant buying rarities.

We rocked hard and we played hard.  Summer meant basketball, baseball, and tennis.  Usually with music blasting!  Sports weren’t my thing but they were a thing that we did.  Hours spent at the park.  In driveways.  In backyards, playing.  Or we’d be getting into trouble, exploring the nearby woods on our bikes.  We did a lot of exploring.  We came back scraped and bruised, and it was awesome.  Constantly exploring!

Occasionally we’d go to the waterpark at Pioneer Sports World, which no longer exists.  I can still smell the chlorine!  One thing about summer in the city, you can smell the chlorine from nearby pools.  Chlorine always smells like summer.  Of course, for non-chlorinated water fun, we set up sprinklers at home.  One summer, we built an obstacle course in the back yard with lawn chairs and sprinklers.  Only we understood the rules, but it was a race against the clock!  My new digital stopwatch was timekeeper.  Just couldn’t get it wet!

Sprinklers gave way to water balloons.  Bob and I would go to the store and buy a few bags of balloons.  We made such a mess!  Parents would be furious about the wasted water and rubber fragments all over the yard.  Those rubber bits always took a while to clean up.  Parents did not enjoy water balloon days at our house.

The next door neighbor George was always a misfit.  One day Bob and I decided to hurl water balloons at his bedroom window.  The barrage of water was never acknowledged, but I do recall Bob and I remarking how dirty his windows were!  The water revealed years of accumulated dirt on his screens.

Playing outdoors was the thing.  Parents didn’t want us in their personal spaces.  In the olden days, we would have played GI Joe or Lego in the yard.  Later on, we’d grab our guitars, amps, tape decks and power cords and record!  Whether on the front patio, or in the garage, we recorded a lot of garbage.  It didn’t matter how bad it was, just that the record button was on.  I have seven cassettes called “Mike and Bob…” littered with garbage we recorded!

Bob and I would raise hell for a month or so, but then it was time again.  My dad usually had two weeks of vacation booked for August which would be spent at the lake.  Sometimes he’d go home for a day and bring us our mail, but there was rarely anything good.  The two weeks of isolation in August was worse than July because the weather was wet and cold.  Worst of all, the TV would start showing “back to school” ads.  Now that was something in the city that we didn’t want to return to.  By the time we got home, kids were already sporting their new “back to school” haircuts, and had new shoes waiting for the coming year.  All we had left was Labour Day and then back to the daily fall grind!

Time changes everything.  Once Bob finished highschool, he was allowed to drive to the cottage.  No more friend-less holidays!  Then we got phones, cable TV, and VCRs.  (There are actually three VCRs in storage at the cottage right now!)  When these things changed, so did my attitude.  Now I’d rather be there, than anywhere else in the world!

I wonder if Bob’s up for a garage jam session this summer!

#1070: Guilty of Vinyl Abuse (1987) – Kiss Killers (VIDEO)

RECORD STORE TALES #1070:
Guilty of Vinyl Abuse (1987) – Kiss Killers

Not much backstory here to tell!  I was a bored kid at the cottage, away from my best friend Bob.  We had an ongoing (and absolutely terrible) series of comedy sketch tapes called Mike & Bob.  The video you are about to watch contains some audio from Mike & Bob Vol. II, and some explanations as to what you’re hearing.

The cottage could be very boring when you’re a teenager.  I was either 14 or 15.  Typically I packed all my records, all my tapes, my ghetto blaster, my turntable, my microphones, and every piece of equipment I had to bring to the lake when we went for a lengthy timeI missed my friend Bob.  Normally, we always recorded together.  This is a rare example of some of the only stuff I recorded without him.

We did a lot of really bad sketch comedy but some of the listenable ones were parody ads.  In this one, I advertise Casablanca Records & Tapes…for those who don’t have money to buy the best.  I abused my copy of Kiss Killers in order to do this.  My only excuse is boredom.

That summer, my sister’s friends were renting the cottage next door.  They figure in at the end of the video, if you choose to go that far….

Enjoy this blast from the past, brought to you by TDK D90 cassettes, and my new Kenwood tape deck from Max the Axe!

One record was harmed in the making of this video.

New Grab A Stack show intro, now with more Jex!

By popular demand, here’s an updated version of the show intro!  Now featuring more Jex Russell!

Here’s some site news.

  1. Jex has contributed his first guest shot – a review of a movie that we will be discussing August 12 on Tim’s Vinyl Confessions.
  2. We have plans for a very unique show on Grab A Stack of Rock – a show first.
  3. I appreciate all the support I have received over the last two months.  Music will become more of the central focus here once again.
  4. The feedback is unanimous.  List shows are coming back.  There will be more Nigel Tufnel Top Tens and the return of Cinco de Listo.
  5. Jen is feeling much better lately, and will be contributing more to the site in the future!  She wants to do more guest appearances on live streams, and we have plans to write an episode from the Tee Bone Man Multiverse!

Stay frosty,

Mike

 

WTF Search Terms: Ladanoo edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome!  Welcome back to WTF Search Terms, one and all!  Yes, it’s another batch of 10 search terms that somehow led people to my site.  Some terms are simple typos, others are more chaotic, but they all have one thing in common:  They all led people here.  Enjoy!

 


This first one is a simple typo, but I like it so much, I might have to change the spelling of my last name!

I hope they found our excellent interview with Jason Bieler that I did with 2loud2oldmusic!

Next up, I think this fella was looking for my former co-host on Grab A Stack of Rock.  She can help you with this!

This fella is so polite that I wish I could help him!

  • i would like to hear a song on the cults weapon of choice album

I can definitely help this person.  They are looking for Tim McGraw’s “Southern Blend”!

  • what mens cologne smells most like tim mcgraw?

This person got Deep Purple mixed up with Dio.

  • deep purple we rock

And now, onto questions I am certainly not qualified to answer and have no idea how it led to me:

  • why is cc deville using the em pentatonic in every rose has its thorn

Another one I can’t answer.  Do people really do this?  Why?

  • why do they call kip winger cow chip?

A lot of people think I’m some of dispensery for mp3 files.  Nope!  Look elsewhere, Chachi!

  • download mp3 free def leppard retro active

I’ll need someone to translate this next one.  No idea?

  • usteddelfuego_single1981

And finally…no idea!  I’ve never covered this group or anything even resembling them.  Good luck in your search?

  • the.kelly.family.put.out sample vhs tape what songs were.on.it

See ya for more WTF Search Terms next time!