ARKELLS – High Noon (2014 Universal/iTunes)

My 2016 album review of High Noon did not do it justice.  I hadn’t had the time yet to fall in love.  Now I have, and it’s time to look at the CD and iTunes versions of High Noon, and give it the praise it truly deserves.  A few months ago, I wrote up a “Just Listening To” post, but that too failed to really capture this special album.

Arkells, from Hamilton Ontario, are a special band.  In my original review, I touched one special aspect.  “A band can make or break based on the lead singer.  I really like the expressive and sincere singing style of Max Kerman.  He stands out from first listen.  It’s hard to say exactly what makes him stand out, but he certainly does.”

While I was right about Kerman (and I was right to use the word “expressive”) I hadn’t accounted for the rest of the band.  All brilliant in their own right.

On guitar:  Mike DeAngelis, who also provides a lot of vocals.  The guy knows how to write a catchy lick, and he has many on High Noon.

On bass:  Nick Dika, the guy who is always pushing them to do whatever other bands are not.  He also happens to write great basslines, and provides some serious bottom end on songs like “Come to Light”.

On drums:  Tim Oxford, who always plays for the song, but never plays it straight.  There’s always something interesting going on with the percussion parts.  I’ve heard him called Canada’s greatest drummer.

On keyboards:  The new kid, Anthony “Tony” Carone.  I can only speculate as to his impact on this album.  Original member Dan Griffin left the band to finish school and become a successful entertainment lawyer.  Pre-Carone Arkells are less pop, and have fewer keyboard hooks.  Is that Carone’s influence?  Whatever the case, he’s been a crucial member ever since, providing far more than just keys.

My history of the band is brief.  I loved their 2012 single “Whistleblower”, and 2014’s “Leather Jacket” even more.  But what really made the band stick out in my mind was watching the NHL Awards one night with Jen, when Max Kerman shook hands with #99 Wayne Gretzky himself.  Seeing a gleeful Max lose his shit in front of Gretzky just made me fall in love with this band.

Kerman managing to keep his shit together on national TV with The Great One

In spring 2023, I had a craving:  a craving for something upbeat, positive, deep, and Canadian.  I put on High Noon one day in May and I have not looked back since.

Up first is “Fake Money”.  In 2014, Kerman was clearly pissed off about the banking crisis.  “Oh you’re just a boy, a little banker boy, everything’s a game and everyone’s your toy…”  It’s a pretty scathing attack, but within the confines of an upbeat, powerful song akin to old-school U2.  There’s a chunky bass hook that sounds like “Where The Streets Have No Name”.  But this song is its own beast, a ferocious indictment set to an anthemic singalong.  “You’re playing a board game, up in a board room…”  Max studied poli-sci in school, and it definitely comes out in his words.

Just as I think of U2 on “Fake Money”, I think of 80s Bowie on “Come to Light”.  “Modern Love” kinda Bowie.  There’s some 80’s Elton John in the piano too.  This was the first of four singles.  The of mix of Kerman and DeAngelis’ vocals on the chorus is so satisfying.  Then the band comes in with those “ooh, la la’s” that are so tasty.  And Oxford?  Brilliant on this.  The single cymbal crash when Kerman sings “The words hit me hard, like a one-two punch” is just so perfect.

Another brilliant song called “Cynical Bastards” is surprisingly upbeat considering the title!  The piano and keys deliver the main hooks here, full of the glow of summer.  Max references “Jackson Square dropouts avoiding police” in the opening lyrics.  Oxford keeps the snare pumping, with Dika thumping the bass by his side, and Max sings the indelible chorus:  “If you want me to boil it down, all you cynical bastards move right out of town now!”  What I like most are the references to living in the golden horseshoe of southern Ontario.  “Oakville moms, they stick up their nose, and those Burlington dads keep their daughters at home.”  I wouldn’t know about that, but I worked in both towns.

Have you ever heard about that superstition that you’re supposed to make a wish when the clock shows 11:11?  Arkells wrote a song about it.  “You made a wish at 11:11, I held your hips at 12:34,” goes the fabulous chorus.  One gets the impression that Kerman has danced with a lot of girls over the years.  This song is a bit slower and more contemplative, but not without those awesome Mike/Max harmonies, and massive choruses.  More “woah, ohs” and I’m fine with all that.

Dika’s bass is a major component of the ballad “Never Thought That This Would Happen”.  I really like what I said about this song in my “Just Listening To” post, so I’ll go ahead and quote myself:   “‘Never Thought That This Would Happen’ is one of most poetic yet colloquial songs about a one-nighter that I’ve ever heard.”  It’s also the only song on the album that exceeds four minutes.  There’s a great string arrangement by Carone, and a really impassioned lead vocal from Max.

We go back to the 80s on “Dirty Blonde”, which is just a catchy pop rock tune.  Nothing wrong with that at all.   It’s fast, and you can dance to it.  (Personally I prefer playing air bass.)  This is as close as we get to a throwaway on the album, yet it’s awesome.

“What Are You Holding On To?” opens the second side on the vinyl version.  Jen likes the Dirty Dancing reference, “You put Baby in a corner, we’ll be Dirty Dancing all night…”  Once again we’re stuck in the 80s, and we’re definitely at a party.  If you still wanted to dance, but needed something that isn’t as fast as “Dirty Blonde”, then here’s your ticket.  Horn section arranged by Carone.  Horns have become more and more integral to the Arkells sound over the years since.

Piano takes the fore on “Hey Kids!” which sounds like a band jamming in a bar.  It has that vibe, but much cleaner and tighter.  The “Ooh, ooh ooh’s” return, and Max even sings my name in one of the lyrics.  The strings return to augment the sound, and you can’t ignore the backing vocals of the band, always there in all the right places.

The “big single” was the infallible “Leather Jacket”.  This is the one that people remember for the line about the pay phone:  “You call me up from a pay phone, and I said, ‘Who the fuck uses a pay phone?'”  An instant favourite, impossible to forget, and really indicative of everything that makes the Arkells great.  The 80s influence in there is the guitar hook.  The lyrics are relatable.  The chorus is fused into your neurons after one listen.  Oxford’s drum part is integral to the song, as is Dika’s bassline.  If there was just one song I’d play to get someone into the Arkells, it would be “Leather Jacket”.

There are a lot of fast tunes on High Noon, but “Crawling Through the Window” is one of the coolest slow songs I’ve ever heard.  There’s a digital pulse, and nice chunky guitar chords, employed sparingly in the back.  Oxford’s snare drum is nice and loud, like he’s leading the procession.  Max’s lyrics are once again relatable.  “We bunkered down in this shitty apartment, utilities included, all that we wanted.”

The dance rock of “Systematic” ends the album on a surprising note.  It’s unlike any of the previous songs, demonstrating that the Arkells are willing to sample the flavours of every section in the record store.  This is something they have embraced further and further down in their discography.  “Systematic” has a dark vibe, but the Arkells tend to go for unusual closers.  It’s no less catchy, and the strings return for a cool disco effect.  Now that I think of it, this really sounds like the Arkells version of Dynasty-era Kiss!

Why does this album sound so good?  Mastering engineer – Harry Hess!  The album was produced and mixed by Tony Hoffer.

There are two added bonus tracks on iTunes, both acoustic versions of the album tracks.  “11:11” is stripped down, and shows that the song still has all its strength even without all the bells and whistles.  It really allows the vocals to come out more, both lead and backing.  “What Are You Holding On To?” is the second acoustic bonus track.  It has a lot more bop here, as it’s basically just piano and vocals in this arrangement.

When I reviewed this album the first time, I rated it 4.5/5 stars.  Not bad.  But wrong.

5/5 stars