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RECORD STORE TALES PART 69:  Porn Don’t Go Platinum

Back in June, I posted an old story called Porn Don’t Go Platinum.  It was part 69, and how could I resist posting a story about a time that porn came into our stores?  It didn’t happen often.  Probably less than five times in my experience.  People didn’t get it; just because we bought and sold CD’s and DVD’s didn’t mean we bought and sold that kind.  Nor did I want to touch somebody’s used porn movies.

Anyway I kind of assumed at the time that I’d start getting random hits for Google searches about porn.  Which is what happened.  Pretty much every day, I get hits for the following terms.

69 porn

real 69 porn

69porno kiss

Sometimes, throw this one in.  Cheaper people, I’m assuming.

free 69 porn

That’s fine, whatever.  Then I got this one.  Go back and read the original post and you’ll see why:

missing teeth porn -old

But then I started noticing really weird ones.  Here’s one for example:

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If anybody can tell me what that means…don’t.  I don’t wanna know.